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THE LUMP CITY MINER: LUMP CITY, MONTANA: •••• THE SILVER QUESTION OUR WIT AND HUMOR. Do You Want to Understand the Science of Money? It is Plainly Told in COIN'S FINANCIAL 8ERIE8. BENT POSTPAID. No .1 of our series is But ETALLISSI AND MON- ONICTA1.1.18M, by Archbishop Walsh of Dublin, Ireland. seventy-eight pages. An able docu- ment . , 25 cents. No. 2. COIN's HAND BOOK, by W. It. Har- vey. Dentle with the elementary principles of money and statistics. Forty six pager; 10 cents. No. 3. COINS FINANCIAI. SCHOOL. by W H. Harvey. Illustrated 150 pages and 84 Muir- trationn. It simplifies the financial subject so an ordinary schoolboy can understand It. It ta the textbook of the masses absolutely reliable as to facts und figures, and the most inter - Eat- ing arid entertaining book on the subject of money published. Prla e. best edition, paper, NeWell. cover two colors. SO cents Popular edi- tion, 25 cet' Is. Cloth, SI No 4. A TALe oF Two NATIoss. by W. B. Harvey. A note' of 302 paves. A love story that gives the labtory of deinainet17.ation and depicts the evil spirit . and Influences that have worked the destruction of American prtasperitv. A fascinating 1111(1 instructive hook. It holds the reader with wonderful interest from begin- ning to end. Popular edition. 25 cents; extra quality paper. 50 cents; in cloth, $1.e0. No. 5. realer/its ON SILVER, by Judge Henry G. Miller of t. hicago 110 pagea. A book Imitable for alMthoughtful readers of the money questiona. Paper only, 25 cents No 6 I.' e TO DATE. COIN S FINANCIAL SCHOOL CONTINUED, tt.› . W. fi. harvey. Illus- trated, 200 pages and NO illustrations. It fans history of COIN, the little finaucier, since de- livering his lectures in Chicago It la dedi- cated to the readers Of COINS FiNANCIAL SCHOot., and should only be read hy those who have read the - School.\ Every voter in the United States should read It. Popular edition. 25 cents; better paper edition, 50 cents. (dote, After May 1, 1895, all persons ordering ''loin's Financial School\ or - Up to Date. t °MS Fi- nancial School Continued,\ in cloth, will get the two books printed together and Lound in cloth for $1 00, sent postpaid The two books together make the most complete treatise on the subject of money ever }dented. Our ‚perlai Offer. We send the following four books postpaid for $1 00: Bimetallism und Monometallism tin cents), Coin's Hand Hook (la ventai, ('oin's Fi- nancial School 150 cent edition), and A Tale of Two Nations (50 cent edition). $1.15 for 51.00. In ordering these, say \Set No. 1, of 4 books \ We also furnish for 21.00 Bimetallism and Monometallism 125 cents, Coin's Ilaud Book n10 cents). Fohrs Finunclal School 25 cent ‚‚ii thorn, A Tale of Two Nattions (IS cent edition), Chapters on Silver a 2.a cent edition), and Up to Date. Coin's Fiflöncial School Continued (25 cent edition), $l 25 for 11 00. Ira ordering the books contained in Data last offer, say \Set No. 2, of 6 btaiks For any of the foregoing books or offers remit in stamps postofece money order, express or- der, registered letter. bank drat I or currency, hut do not use perennial checks as the batiks (beryls us for collecting them Address GEOIIGICl'RIR I nit, tieW1 11/4 Pte. ClIntoo Mc, Chicago, III. GUINN HOSPITAL IONIC Pure Malt and Hops Great Nonrisher for Mothers and Nurses A Wholesome Fluid Extract of Malt and Hops. Cures Dyspepsia, Sleepless- ness, Indigestion, Soothes the Nerves and is the Best Appetizer. Trade supplied by H.T.GLARKE DRUG GO.. LINCOLN NEBRASKA Beeman' Pepsin GO. THE PERFECTiON OF CHEWING GUM A Delicious Randy ror all rorms ot INDIGE,STION. IVA I TION that the Dan, Ite4.111111C1 111 earb 1111.11.pp , r Eecti tablet contains one grain pure pepsin If tits gum ciTant Its obtained from dealer« send t tents Ir, blear ps for temple parkag. t» HEEMAN 18 Bank St.. Illevelsrol t (). Origlnat,rs (if Pcpwin Chewing bun, t in unc over,' iron, T Alenti Wantelli (ref. t It, Ter TTTirg egarrTed .,„‚„‘„) , „ver g lo m, a n u ľ o isiis Era. New Vora Take the Burimeor. Route NEW SHORT LINE TO TACO h- Flamm Goal Pass' r AVM, OMAHA. NEIL 1111111411111111111•11111•111111111141111•11K SAYINGS AND DOINGS OF THE FUNNY MEN. \Trilby Taker the Cake” Cause for Alarm—Ile Loved Her for Herself Alone —Flotsam and Jetsam Cram the Tide of Eon. TRILBY! T R I L - by! Trilby! Pray grant us now a rest, For with this Tril- by -phobia Our souls are much dis- tressed. With Trilby -t e a s a n d Trilby - sprees, And Trilby din- ner -dances, The famous Trilby feet have made Too many rude advancee. We meet \Svengalis\ on the street On hypnotism bent, And \Little Billies\ everywhere, Lorn-eyed and innocent. \The altogether\ is the thing In real life as in fiction, Till now it promises to be A positive IndictIOn. We've Trilby -servants, pro and con. And now a Trilby play; The Trilby ccrnic opera then Will follow by the way. The Trilby toot chiropodists Are using as an ad.; And as for swell society, It's gone quite Trilby -mad. So, Trilby! Trilby! Trilby! A little rest, we pray; We'd like to keep It up for years, But we aren't built that way. We've thought we \had 'em\ oft' before With every fad and fake; But Trilby was a feet-ure--gad! You surely take the cake. A Tale of To -day in Five Chapters. I. \We are poor now, child,\ the widow said with unbidden tears coming into her soft blue eyes. \I must manage the beet way I can about your clothes.\ \Never mina, mother.. When I am a man\— H. Jimmie's bright face set in the front of his head came walking up the avenue to the school house. Of course, you will understand that Jimmie came with Ids face, The rude boys hurled rough taunts at him. They laughed, \lie! Ha.\ Put he entered the school hanse and with the aid of a key managed to get to the head of the spelling class. 111. \What is the matter, my little man?\ asked a handsome gentleman In a full- dress suit who met Jimmie on his way hörne from school and noticed he was crying. \The boys made fun of me.\ \Why?\ Jimmie pointed at his trousers. \Mother made them for me out of her old bicycle bloomers.\ IV. Suddenly Jimmie gave a loud cry. At last he had found the pockets of the bloomer! From one of them he drew $87,435.63 in hank notes which had been left by his father! V. Jimmie and the stranger hurried home. The widow fainted. \Madame said the tall, handsome man, \I have loved you at a distance. Will you be my wife?\ \Yes she said. So Jimmie had his reward. Cause for Alarm. k s ,•-;(1 1* e youse kids, an' clap your hands onter your pockets, fur here cornea a cove down de street an' Mickey says he is der Income tax collector. There was a long line down each leg of his trimmers, which looked as though it had been made by folding the pants rightly right there. His coat hail two long ;albs to it. He even wore a neattle. In his pocket was a letter adiiii-stied \Van W'tilizzer De Famine, manager of the Yaryan' Football Team.\ He entered with an easy air. Iiis long training at Yarvard enabled him to enter a liait' room with that. \Hello!\ remarked Killer \I beg pardon,\ said the young, as he held a green carnation to his well -cut nose. \Hello! Ain't yer got no ears?\ \If y' 'u mean that word for a saluta- tion,\ said the young man, 'good even. ning.\ One hundred arid twelve citizens of Big Boom City held their bre-ths. (No sooner had they held them than the yourtg train removed the flower from his nose.) \ 'Ave er drink,\ said Bill. \With pleasure. I shall take creme de menthe.\ The stillness In the room was very loud. \What:\ exclaimed Bill. \Creme de menthe.\ \Nobody don't drink that stuff out here. Barkeep fill 'im up er straight.\ \Pardon me, I do not care to indulge.\ The youog man started for the door. Bill got before him and reached for him. With an awful suddenness the air was tilled with arms, legs, heads and other things. Citizen!' of Big Boom City will tell their children about it. The very building rocked. Then a man got kicked's:tut through the front door. \If any other man ever refuses ter drink with me,\ said Bill, after he had put his whialty away. \I shall get vexed an' hurt A Surprliie. The shades of night were falling In their usual way. One by one the electric lights came out anti went out, two and three at a time. The streets* of Big Boom City were desterted. Everybody was down at Ante Ike's @minor'. The benches along the wt Is of the room were covered with men. That crowd watt broke. Any man that had money or had a friend that had money was at the bar drinking. It was Killer Bill's time to set 'em up. No one ever refused him. A long time ago six or seven men tried it. That was the way Big Boom Clty'a graveyard got a start. Three men Mood at his right and three men stood at Ids left, \What'll yea aiver Bill asked. v • W lalukt ' ''Whuisk ' ' \Whisky' • \Wlaleky!\ \W Lisa k y!\ ' Me. too,\ said Rill. Ant* Ike put the bottle and gin the liar sioddeeiy the door opened rend yang men entered lie earn Glibly find,' aortae other digging« Ills bat we« is silk hat HI. shoes were lantent leather. Be Loved lier Mont. • She—Do you love me for myself alone? He—Of course I do. You don't sup- pose I want your mother areund all the time, do you ‚ On Barren Roll. It was In the mountain fastnesses of the sunny Southland, where the en- lightened influences of the higher cult- ure are all unknown. Amid the yelping of do's around the mud -chinked cabin the Itinerant dom- inie drew rein. \Arty children here?\ he asked. \Nary one,\ drawled the sallow habi - stirrup side, \but\—he shifted his quid— \Jim EIPrbee offered me my choice of his kiiim fer that dog.\ He pointed to a lean, lank hound as he spoke. The circuit rider raised his hands in horror. \The unfeeling wretch!\ he said. \Thera hit, stranger; theta hit!\ The mountaineer patted approval on the horse's flank. \He wouldn't give no boot!\ Any way, Rome savages eat the mis- sionaries sent to them. The Outcast's End. It was beyond the pale of civilization, where nature lavishes her tropic splen- dors on unheeding eyei., where the stranger white man laid him down to die. The simple salvages, with whom he long had cast his lot, drew to his side with tears and lamentations. \They little know\— His voice was faint anui low— \What misdeeds\ drove me hence.\ The beating of his heart grew fainter. \I\ --a shudder ran through his (table —\eras a member of the Fifty-third con- gress!\ But the rude red man unaleretood him not, and so they burled him with all the splendors of their savage pomp and honors not his due. Knew What 11 Meant_ Mrs. Hicks—There! DU k is in the basement singing \I Want to Be an An- gel.\ (Rushes out.) Hicks (on her return)—Well, did you stop his singing? Mrs. Hicks- Yes; that 1.1, I hid the an- gel cake. A Failure. Jess—The first thing Mrs u‘ , 1,1 was to break her husband of hat- t habits. Bela- Then what?' Jests Ile became RD Inrit.id 11 .11 I 1 n luI cH , for a acparatIon, il 1,•• ,I 1 t • tiltin t etep his talking; he 1,111a al lox re se, and held a r zor at my t T 1 t \ ina Pon—Who was the villian? My barber. -- Looks(' That Way. t n'tiediet says his wife'rt cloths* ,-ost a mere trifle. an Pelr—Did he marry a li', Ing pic- ture Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov't Report ABSO IN BOSTON HARBOR. An Island of 5 I Acres Which Hoes Not Belong to \ht. Covernment. There is an island in the Boston harbor and yet not of the United States. It is a bare, bleak island of several acres, only the coarsest of grass is found and there are no trees. A man and his wife and two children are the only inhabitants. The family sustenance is derived entirely from the sale of fish and lobsters, a Boston restaurant buying the whole supply. Before the present inhabitants went there, a recluse, as the story goes, lived in this comfortless spot. The solitary thought he had a work to perform— namely; the cutting of a channel through the huge boulders; he partially succeeded,as the crevasse and the heaps of stones testify. What his purpose was one cannot imagine. A member of congress some years ago wished to purchase this island, but when the sale was about to bp consummated no proof could be discovered that the property belonged or ever had belonged to the United States. After much quibbling. how- ever, the purchase was made for a trifling sum. What the owner intends te do with his possession no One seems to know. Women Mee Each Other Now. ''A vulgar display of mawkish affec- tion - usei to be the unkind comment that came ao often from kindly folk at the sight of women kissing in pub- lic. 'Tis odd enough, but since her Majesty Queen 1•'ashion has announced that she not only approves, but recom- mends, kissing in public, no one bears on any hand the old sneer at the affec- tionate demonstration. \ris the fashion now to kiss one's hostess when calling, to kiss one's guests—women guests, of course—who arrive for an informal cup of the best Oriental brew or for a stately dinner -party. Give the salute lightly, like the touch of a butterfly's wing, just in the center of the cheek; give it the soft sound of swaying silk draperies or falling rose -petals, hold- ing one hand of the woman you kiss. Only salute relatives on the lips; older women kiss voting girls on the brow. On the street it is perfectly proper to kiss a woman through your veil; or very prettily the kiss is given by lift- ing the gauze a bit and pressing a lit- tle k on your companion's chin, just below her lip.—Demorest's Magai une, The Dinner Bell Sounds but a mockery to the dyspeptic. He haearis it, of course, but nien stomata noes not respond to the call. lie goes through the motions\ and suffers afterwurtia tor the small amount of ‚a inane, ne parutkes or lit/au/Der an >Lumen' lintels ainers Los tonantiona ado One PI suilaty to caL pieutifuny, aigest heartily, and assimilmte tuoicauenly Maantraa, rheuma, natal, tonetipaitiun /ma ulllouttneas are cou utfereci by tarns World Irebergs in the Atlantic sometimes last for 200 years. The largest hron7e iiasting in the United States is the buffalo's head which hangs over the ea -tern entrani•e of the Connell Bluffs•Otnaha briiige. What a nense of relief It Is to know lb» you huis,' 'TM> 11111,101, rein., PIT them, anti very ctilliror , ing it la 116r 5' trrnggl'ti The women do a good many thmga lie cause of Its \Induenue\ on the men The men are not \influent ed\ by women as much as women imagine. Parker'. Ganger Tonle I% popular tot It. gotist work Suffering, tired. sleepless, Derv. bus wernen end •ttor (tine and reviving. -- During the eightei•ii years ending with June 80, 1890, 1,826 pert.on. were killed by cyclones in the liniteul States, Piso's Cure lit the .ara\ to break up children's Coughs dals. Mum. M. G. BLUNT, Sprague Wash , Mar ch 8, The inventory of the e•tate of a miser, who died recently near ( 'entre, Mo., shows ii.1:‚,00I) in eash, lifted', for acres of land and $8 fo household effect*. Baking Powder 'EtN PURE Doubling the Number. Lady --This house would suit we, but there are not enough closets. Landlord—The number can easily , be doubled. Lady --Very well, then, sign the lease. Landlord, half an hour later— George, send a carpenter to that house to divide each of those closets into two. II the Baby Is Cutting Teeth. 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It is more dead- ly than any of the much dreaded epi- demics. It is a steal- thy, gradual, slow disease. It penetrates the whole body. It is in every drop of blood. It seems to work only at the lungs, bait the ter- rible drain and waste go on all over the body To cure cep. g sumption, work on the blood, make it pert, rich and whole. some, build up the wasting tissues, pad the body into condi- tion for a fight with the dread disease. l)r. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery fights an the right way. It will cure ohn per cent. of all cases if taken during the early stages of the disease. Its first action is to put the stomach, bowels, Inver and kidneys into good working order. That makes digestion good and assimilation quick. and thorough. It makes sound, healthy flesh. That is half the battle. That makes the 'Discovery\ good for theme who have not consumption, but who art lighter and less robust than they ought to be. liECTIUN.'i for using ('REAM BA L3L Apply a particle of the Bairn well up into the nostrils. After a moment drab; a strong tomtit through the nose. Use a/Y.4 WA*, a day, af- ter meals preferred, and before retiring. ATARRH ELY** ORIAM BAlM opens and cleanest the haaal Passages, allays Palo and Inflammation Heals the Sores, protects the Membrane from Colds. stores the dense% of Teat, and Smelt. The Is quickly abaorbed and elves relief at onoe. A particle Is applied into earh nostril and Is agree. able. Price 50 renia at Druggist. or by sass. ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren St.. iew York. Meta Wheel for your Wa on An als• you to to is In'I'a, h Tar.. Ito nu. rhos w 1 el • — hub• to essay axle. Slave* Coat many ti MOM In • NM - gin to h•va sel Of low wheel, to Ill your wagon fork•ullag grain, fodder, man. Or., hors, kn. Ks. resetting of Ur» Oa«, feat. add »as Empire Mfg. 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