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ON BEING A TEACEHR Written by a teacher at the end of her student teaching experi- ence. What, teach? Who, me? You're up a tree. That's one thing I can't see. . . . Want me to go to school some more Elementary, high, now college four? A couple of summer schools in between And what turns out?—a kind of machine You want me now that I'm ten plus ten To turn around and go again? I'd rather mop an office floor- Quoth my spirit—NEVERMORE! You're not in school, It's not the same Your position is reversed Early Christmas shopping often Your name esteemed and hon- gets people into trouble. I know ored. . . . a fellow who was arrested for do- What satisfaction gleams to know ing his Christmas shopping too That future Einsteins come and go early. He was in the store hour before it opened. an Into your world and—out—pre- pared To meet their world, without be- Three weeks before Christmas ing scared! a Scotchman. shot off his revolver and told hiS kid that Santa Claus Here's Brentwood school for in- committed suicide. stance, look— TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT By Brotha Payne Marlin Payne, Bridger : 4** • •■•••■.■.. ...... • ■•• •■ •••• ■•■■• -■••• ■ .• •■•■41 P4m1P000++++4^~~\ ■ ~4.40.~~4*.r LETS JACK THE BACKETS Driday, Fec. 9 Gastern Eym 8:00 p. m. ATHLETIC COMMITTEE Elmer Anvik Gus Anton Bobbie Bemer Dick Bjorgum Barbara Bruce Harold Carlson Robert Deming Ted Eik Don Emerson Rudy Firm Roger Glenn Earl Halverson Pat Harrington John Imsande Charles Lundgren Walt Meredith Myles Peterson Ed Robinson Robert Walter Marion Wilson Miss Stevenson Mr. Bjorgum Mr. Alterowitz (Faculty Advisors) fse#411411,0041.#4411.#4.04SINPN II 29th & 1st Ave. North • -....-.•• ■•••■■■■ ••••• ■ • YOUNG FASHIONS for YOUNG BUDGETS 1 BILLINGS' FRIENDLIEST BROADWAY BOWL 120 North Broadway Meet the gang at HARRY'S after the game or dance. Open 'til 1:15 a.m. Saturdays FARMER KNEW IT FIRST! Lest the readers think that Bergstrom's Bangers operate un- der typing methods as antiquated in 1928 jazz records, an answers is hereby filed to - Kent's Kack- lers and Davidson's Dodos.\ Maybe Kac t klers and Dodos stress accuracy first. but Bangers work under the philosophy that the speed cycle beings with flu- ency and rhythm aided and abet- ted by music, 1928 vintage or otherwise. It is from this combina- tion that accuracy in typewriting evolves. Suggestion: The Bangers will glady type to the strains of \We're Here for Eastern,\ provided the Dodo's can deliver their egg pro- duction to its unscrambled and accurately calibrated 40 words per minute. CHRISTMAS Marceau Blank Greg Clavadetscher Katherine Hart Audrey Klein Hermina Laber Charles Lundgren George McCammon Marinell Randolph Bill Renner Don Woehl Mr. E. Lucas, Faculty Advisor RENT A ROYAL for only $3.50 a Month PETERSON TYPEWRITER EXCHANGE 2807 1st Ave. N. - Phone 3626 See that little boy with the book, He's trying to find his place you see And you can help him—one, two, three—page three. It's on that page, he's got the word He reads a story about a bird. Ah, that's right—sit in front of them— It's not so bad—from nine 'til ten From ten to twelve—from one 'til two An utter bore? Still not con- vinced? Well, here'g the score, with no words minced. You teach a class of thirty-five They're bright and dull, and small and tall And dense and wise and—that's not all— And yet you're glad you are alive For from that class of thirty-five You mold that many men An artist mixing shades to blend Until you have your masterpiece You watch him go, his step is sure, From first grade he is beckoned And with your efforts twice re- payed He moves along to second. —Pat Hansen YOU CAN GET IT AT GRAPPLE'S INC. Estb. 1893 DRUGS KODAK FINISHING PRESCRIPTIONS STATIONERY OFFICE SUPPLIES Broadway at Montana Ave. Page Two EMCOE December 9, 1949 EMCOE This week your roving reporter found herself questioning the faculty concerning their plans for the coming vacation. Although time and a few extra-curricular activities prevented my having a complete report, here are my limited findings: Miss Stevenson plans just a quiet Christmas at home as does Mr. Kent, who questions whether or not it will be a \vacation\ for him. Miss Rich is planning a trip to Denver to visit relatives. Miss Groom is going to her parental home in Cushing, Iowa. On her way she expects to see Miss Wil- lard, former EASTERN instruc- tor. Mr. Weichert expects to be putting in hours getting the Sci- ence building in shape for the winter quarter. Miss Wall and Miss Bergstrom are really in for some fun as they plan to fly to Minneapolis for a class reunion. From there they will attend the National Business Teachers Club BALDKING TACKWARDS SCHOOL FOR CHARM that will be held in Chicago, De- cember 28-30. Mr. Davidson plans It just doesn't make sense but you will find that many of EAST- ERN'S students are doing it with and better things. a zeal they never reach in class. It has come to my attention that A good example of this is that the Junior High School of Bil- Bathleen Kaker, who has a sister lings has started a course in (former student) by the name of teaching their girl (naturally) Birley Shaker, who has a small students the art of applying brother by name of Boe Jaker, \make up\—or to be more ex- whose mother's name is Batherine plicit—the art of using rouge, lip- Caker, whose husband's name is stick, powder, comb, etc. Berbert Haker. Gy Moodness but Noticing how some of the this is foncusing! Sounds as younger set tend to use these ma- though Kaker, Shaker, Jaker, terials•just a trifle lavishly, I am Caker or Haker were a faker. inclined to believe this is a great Honestly, 1 have been balking development and do only hope tackwards so much I actually pall that many more schools do the ceople by their night rame. same. Cerry Mhristmas, Nappy Yew Must add that it would only be Hear, Yappy Hew Near! much better if they also added a Yincerely sours, boys' course in public appearance Saul Ptark and manners; assuming of course, that all ladies are ladies from the very beginning. Anonymous CLARK'S Food Markets —3 Convenient Stores- FACULTY VACATIONS Volume 1 — Number 10 Edited at Eastern Montana College of Education Published Weekly Staff: Dorothy Dusapin, Editor; Paul Stark, Associate Editor; Marlin Payne. Business Manager & Humor; Kathleen Baker, News Editor; Jo Driscoll. Associate News Editor; Vivian Larson. Features; Catherine Freeburg, Society Editor; Otis Packwood, Sports Editor; Earl Halverson and Robert Carbone, Sports Reports: Dorothy Cohn, Reporter; Gus Anton. Make-up; Bonnie Cattnach, Secretary; Mrs. Brown, Advisor. EDITORIAL— Christmas! Day of our Lord. The day when we try to make up for our forgotten tokens of friendship. Some of us try to buy our way back into the arms of friendship; others try to add to their many friends by being a little more polite and twice as pleasant. In general, most of us try to spread good cheer. We mellow, become soft-hearted and hope that everyone has a wonderful vacation. It is hoped that EASTERN students start soon and end late in their endeavor to spread good cheer. It is really easy to do. We are friendly now, but let us do better! That is what we are here for. It has been a great pleasure and honor for the EMCOE staff to work for you this quarter. We hope to see all of you again next quarter. We should like, at this time, to wish all of the students and faculty a VERY MERRY XMAS AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR. Looking forward to January when we hope to see all of you again THE EMCOE STAFF EGG LAID IN TOWER, Try it and see—you'll like it too. Listen to Stephen—he can read the Give him another book—sow the seed! And little John, way over there, The one with freckles and red hair member Jonesey? Well. he .diedWatch the way he writes his name The future brings him world ac- in U. S. History class and they propped him up until the lecture claim. ended.\ Rich Larsen: \Is Doc Cooper very strict in his classes?\ Curt Andrew: \Strict?\ You re- Many Christmas shoppers buy things they don't need with money they haven't earned to impress people they don't like. Did you hear of the college graduate who thought he wasn't allowed to get married because he had a bachelor's degree. Mr. Cooper: \Why are you late?\ Jack Miller \Class started b I got here.\ Soph.. I \Let's \Can't. cut philosophy I need to- Mr. Gloege: \What is the most outstanding product that chem- istry has given to the world?\ Mammen: \Blondes!\ Christmas—a widely observed holiday on which the past or the future is of so much interest as the present. DANCE After the Game FRIDAY Dec. 9 GYM 9:30 to 12 Refreshments Someone said that happy peo- to clean his basement over the ple will constantly think of new vacation, but the Johnsons plan a good rest at home. Mrs. Reese will fly to Los An- geles to proudly behold for the first time, her first grandchild. Dr. Cooper plans a quiet Christ- mas at home, also does Mr. Peter- son. Mr. Cooper expects to be working. Mrs. Brown will be in Great Falls visiting her daughter. Dr. Peterson looks forward to much hard work planning on alumni dinner-dance to be held the last part of the month. Mr. Soulsby will still be in the guidance office during the vaca- tion. Whatever the rest of the facul- ty will be doing, we hope that fore they have a very happy holiday. Your roving reporter, D. Cohn day Frosh.. sleep.\ • I. ■ ......11 ■ 1••• ■■•■■••■••■•■,■ .....4. A MERRY MUSICAL CHRISTMAS LINDAMOOD MUSIC CO. Nan tindamood - John Peterson
