The Monmal (Dillon, Mont.) 1906-1918, March 01, 1913, Image 37

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THE MONMAL 37 Ted C. : She was leaning with one elbow on the table and eating with the other. Quotations from Hamlet. “ All that live must dye, Passing through nature to eternity.’’ “Or that the Everlasting had not fixed His cannon ’gainst self slaughter!” Questions and Answers. Prof. Carson: What is a pillion? B. Rathbone: An ox. Question: What do the Seniors want to do? Answer: Skiddo. Question: Who is the prettiest girl at the dormitory? Answer: I didn’t see her. Question: What studies do the Seniors love best? Answer: The ones they had in High School. Question: Do any of the dorm girls practice drawing? Answer: No, but some of them paint quite frequently. Question: What are the class colors of the degree class? Answer: Mouse and red rose. Question: Does Miss Curry ever dancp the rag? Answer: No, but she chews it occasionally. Question: Why does the night watchman take a light report every night? Answer: That’s a riddle. The faculty have the answer. Question: Why does Miss Wigand keep her door locked? Answer: To keep the mice out of her wardrobe. Question: What city is most highly represented at the Normal College? Answer: Big Timber. Question: What county has the lowest representation? Answer: Granite. • Question: Why is K. O’Brien so fond of hash? Answer: Because she doesn’t have to chew it. Question: What kind of a man is Dr. Carver? Answer: Very “ Frank.” Question: Was Dr. Finch named after General Grant? Answer: Probably not before, so it must have been after.

The Monmal (Dillon, Mont.), 01 March 1913, located at <http://montananewspapers.org/lccn/TheMonmal/1913-03-01/ed-1/seq-37/>, image provided by MONTANA NEWSPAPERS, Montana Historical Society, Helena, Montana.