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r«M M ■*&: iHat*** ***• $tos IHwa u -A tondtoe* atwam. ■ „ *Tb*jr My that OnpM kindle* f t ’ fair* *v tor*.” mused tiw janitor phti- ana$bar. “Will, u ho fe w hr step* to| U tfcor. Who Iror humid ar OnpU fctedUn’ th’ fairs la U’ kitchen raofi* oa a frosty moraln'T If ttf femtette man Upicts lay breakfast ho mao down la hi* stockin' fat* na’ apptor* thor natch hlmdU. Aa' thot ain’t no nlaatril Joks, althar, A tor*»A*Nsw O t a Tramp—Lsdy.could |ott help a poor nan da,t broko hl> ana through pa- tody—W on yoo In th* wart Tramp—No'm; I broke It -tunilng aa | | | | | , Lady—W«U. when doe* th* patriot ton con* la ! Tramp-I was playing “ Hall Colum- M a r n a ’an. Ail A m m 4 •Dari*on* fln g d K jfcUk* to know, Billy.\ \What 'la , Bandy r \Why can't a woman mak* dem Inaciooa pumpkin pie* without rollin’ op h*r sleeve* an’ graspin’ a slx-poun’ M ila’ p la n * lt * U T n u l t \Fasti Why the Chicago undertaker* advertise 'Fastest hearse line to the cemetery.’ ” ItS w I s s Kip* ass*. Blngle—Well, old boy, bow are you getting along! Business improving any! Jingles (struggling merchant)—A lib tie. I’ve succeeded In (educing expense* about $16 a week. \That’s encouraging. How did you do It!\ \Married my typewriter.”—New Turk Weekly. _______ Teaching * l a ftslf-tosllsne*. Willie—Pa, I’ve made a picture of a horse, all but the tall, and I oan’t snake that You draw It for me. His papa—No, my son; you must learn to draw your own conclusion*. Philadelphia Bulletin. True to HI* War*. \Yon shall pay dearly for this I” he biased. And the person addressed did, for It Was the coal man, who had Just depos ited a ton In the cellar, who made the Hnark.—Philadelphia North Amerl- Baway'a Qaed Leak. Sh*~I think Dewey can be trusted to Mlect a new Admiral’s uniform that suits bln, don’t you! He—Oh, yesl It Isn’t as If he were a ■Hurried man —Ban Francisco Bulletin. t o r t s ! CsstrsL Folic* efficer—A notice there says MeyeBag to forbidden here! Can't you toad! Bleyellat—1 can read, but 1 can’a dim mount!—Hotter* Welt , n s l M t U a \Ton Batter me,” she said. \After all, beauty to butjskla deep, you knew.” \True he fepltod, \but just think o f th* vast number o f girl* who haven’t fa t K half that deep.” Feeta ta th* Casa. W ife -! had to discharge our cook tmday. Husband-Why, I thought y*u said to* w m a perfect JewtL Wttto-Ta* 1 did; but Jewel*, you knew, a » m a n ornamental that um- r * * us t a n Wsorta. next door evideafly Vrud to the eouatry kto Jtaki^W* trait tom Wtakn-Ws^l watt! t wonder what they'd tut If they wrote tin whole ar- Hcl* themaetvee! Jlnkto-Get laughed a t —New York Weekly. ______ toUadsss* Semetimee Curable. \O n says aht has seen only 19 sum- “ t o ! Well, 1 should think aho had butter mu an tye specialist next”— PhUsdeigdkla Bulletin. BeUghied. The heathen—So glad yon brought your family. We are very fond o f chib dreu. tied dpi Mrs. Mann—When we were flret mar ried you said I wat worth my weight la gold. Mr. Mann—Maybe I did; but what of that! I can't turn you Into cash.—Phil adelphia Bulletin, Hard Heat*. \It’s no use Of talking,’’ remarked Stubb, \a woman can’t tl* s good knot” . \Thst may be,\ said Penn, \but they Bnd no difficulty in knotting s good tie. If you doubt ms come down and I’ll show you my new scarf thst Clara wore Sunday.” tolsht at beat “Count Hlekoff, did you se* the young lady's father st the wedding?” “ Yea monsieur; we was there to say se things about se daughter.” “To say things about her, count?” “ To tell on her, monsieur.” \Tell on her! What could h* teil, count?\ “Oh, monsieur, se Eaugllsh tongue Is so full o f se twists snd se wriggles. But perhaps he was there to give her swsy.\ Of *her| Dsrstloa. “ Is your husband botaulstng?” \No he li looking for the pipe snd to bacco he threw away when he swore off smoking last night” Aaether Convert Miles—What do you think of this faith-cure business? Olles—Oh, It’s all Hglit I tried It once snd was completely cured. Miles—Indeed! Of what were yos cured? Ollee—Of my faith in i t jw n m a iw b ftsrM a .had read atxml that gtrtwho always looked ptoaaant Item*, N ot . 29. 2899. (Special Cable) at the deaf nnddwnb man and fonndl top* Leo to an early riser, and by t* W» l«*f* property I that I mean a man who la out of bod whoa Us wittwaa probated.^ This Is anj at work at A n o’clock In the mom- , ^ . only a suppwttton, of course. The mg. He takes a light breaklaat-a ■tory speak* for itself, as th* readerjm u* very wank coffee with plenty of,thebm lutroritH itter’sStmoachBlum nam m e tiko towa* - . Kaatitatty tee tonda. A scientist hts discovarnd an appamtn which will stimulate the tetto. Itoomdst milk, and a piece of l A Haaiaier. \They tell me,” said th* man who had stopped over to eee the mammoth corn crop, “ thst prosperity Is making things bum la Ksnsss.” \They tell you right,” responded the man with th* bos; “ thar's Lucy, for In stance. 1 told her I might be able to buy h*t a ptabo and she’s been hum ming sver since.” ■saaoasbls. Husband—It’s perfectly disgraceful for us to quarrel as we do. Wife—It Isn’t my fault I am always willing to sgree with you If you will agree with me.—Ban Francisco Exam iner, Priatsr’s Mistake, Editor—Great snakes! ws'rs In for It now. Assistant—What’s th* trouble! \Why in writing up Colonel Slmp- klns’ death I stated that ’at I p . d . hts puls* was so low thst Dr, Pellet* *t once gav* him up,” and the con founded compositor has made It read ‘purs*.’ ” —Philadelphia Record. Not la Bio Kspsrtolr*. \A musician out o f work, ar* you!” said the housekeeper. “Well, you’ll And a few cqhd* la the wood shed. Bnppoeo yen tevor me with an obli gato.” Pardon the pronuncletloa, madam,” replied Peripatetic Padrooeky, \but Chepte te not popular with ms.”— Catholic Time*. bread. He works, I has for nfty .veers been doing it natarally. \Mabel was a beautiful girl. Just1 r id in g or writing and receiving some1 ^ t ^ l * * ™ * dawning Into womanhood, and ah* nux visits, until lunch time In the after- b d b i up lb ^ a typewriter. 8he helped support her | noon he takes his walk, and when in widowed mother, her father having ’ ordinary health spends some time in been lost at sea many year* previous to the gardens of the Vatican; then he the beginning o f this tala Mabel could returns to hla apartment, where he earn but little wages with her type- says hte rosary. He may then receive writing, because she was obliged te a few visitors, after which he takes a answer th* telephone, and the couldn’t j nap and dine*. A| ten P. M. he reads the newspapers and then retires tor toe night The Pope thus really works During the past summer there were 5,942 visitors In Yellowstone park who lived In camps, and 3,217 who stayed at tjxe hotels The expense of the tour, however. Is yet tpo large tor the great majority of the people. Butt*. • « M f # l t i t o Masonry bad C* day* teuton last week la Butt*. expect regular typewriter wages tor doing thst But she did not complain. Every day when she rode down town In an electric car she noticed an elderly gentleman whose clothes were old- fashioned sad wrettl shabby* He had a good face, but she could hot help seeing thst hi* trousers bagged st the knees t great deal. Other people no ticed It, too, and snickered and made remarks, snd even called him ‘Old Baggy Knees;’ but Mabel never did. She was too well brought up, for one thing, and, besides, she had a good h e a r t . Whenever she could sho made room’ on the seat for the old man, and once when there was no room to make she stood up and gave him her seat. After a while he talked with her, and found out who she was' and where she lived. One day she missed him. In fact, she aaw him no more. It may have been a week or so when there came a heavy rap at the door. It was a man with a package. The addreee waa ‘ Mias Mabel Pinkllngton, No. 972 Bkldmore place,’ and Mabel opened It with nervous haste. All It contained was a pair of much-worn trousers and a card which read: ‘For the little wom an who never called me Baggy Knees, from her sincere admirer, John Tewks bury.’ Mabel laughed, but her moth er shool; out the garment and said-. ’That’s a funny present.’ She felt In the pockets, but there was nothing there. Then she threw the trousers across a chair and plaintively said: ‘You know, Mabel, dear, that If we cannot make the last payment ou this home to-morrow we will lose It.’ \Mabel sighed heavily and answered, ‘Yes, mother, we will lose It.’ “Just then her mother, who had been looking at the trousers Idly, said: T don’t think I ever saw such baggy knees on a human peiwon. They look fairly solid.’ She came a little closer and fell of them. T declare, they are,’ she excitedly said. She turned them inside out, and lo! two huge wads of |20 bills fell ou the floor, one from each knee. When they counted them up they found there was 94,180 In the two bunches. Oh, but that was a happy household! And next morning when the cruel agent came for his money he was given It before he could ask for It. \AH of which shows that It always pays to be good and respectful to old persons.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. .. t o s s ; Tee* i f Cbetor OU. _____ The' e n ter M plant to cultivated throngboat India, and th* eB to frto qaently employed b y the Indian dyers as aa snxfiiary te certain dye prepars- Thto eto hat the repots to n at on* at the beet for dressing Tb# i m of the eE era assay, It betaf the otoy *ott- ahte * m fee totoefcatiag all sorts at ’, docks, wstthea, ate It to th* toad team tel t h # have te India. ■tod |S— — * » « « — * r t f a tig h t, W ith aa WHY HE LEFT OOLLEGE. It Wes All In with Him When th* Best Plsrera Halt. This promising young Detrotter, six feet In the clear, and trim as a racing spar, went Into his father’s office the other day and gave him a Shock. What is there for me about the estab lishment to do!” he began, without prologue. “ We’ll find a place for you, my boy, when the time comes.” “ But now! W est is there now?’’ “ See here, son, if you’ve been get ting Into trouble snd need money, say so. Don’t approach me In this round about way. I’m no spring chicken, and I’ve been over the course. Out with it.\ ‘‘I don’t owe a dollar and there’s nothing to conceal from you, I can see that there will be no more college for me, and I’m not going to stay around home aa a deadhead.” “ No more college! Someone must have misled you. The business was never more prosperous snd I have plenty. Of course you'll go back and complete your course. I'll swell the al lowance If you think best.” “ No, I've concluded to cut It all and go to work. I'm not so fickle as to take up with another alma mater. Besides, the other fellows would all be new. I would have no class memories and I’d simply be a cat in a strange garret” “ Certainly you’d not change. No one thought of such a thing. Go back and finish with the beys you started in with.” “ Father, you don’t understand. Thst institution won't last three months. Four o f the beet foot-ball players hsve sent word thst they must drop out It is all up and I want a Job.” A ValwaWa Find. A lad o f Rhaiadr, Wales, while look ing for foxes on the hills the other day, discovered a gold ring, a gold armlet and a gold necklet Mr. Reed, of the British Museum, pronounces th* arti cles to be distinctly Celtic, o f exquisite workmanship and of great antiquity, gtleast 1,000 years old. According to the law o f tressure-trove, the boys will re ceive the fofi aotiqoartofn raise of th* article*, lees 20 per cent The Plessentsst, Host Powerful and Effective NsvenaiUuf Bemsily lor La CWpte) Catarrh, Rheumatism. S ^ M | K | M h S o r « ^ k s ® Thisofftaluu tnieysonly.'^Lj.rg* tattle’ (M doses a lt PROPS etch) tl.»0cT & 13. W. SWANSON RHKUMATIO OURIOO. It! snd '<1 Positete I t, OMsss*. A Kansas family of eight brothers and sisters boasts an aggregate age of 545 years, an average of 68 Mi. The old est is 76 and the youngest 60. They lately had a reunion—all well and ac tive. Newspapers fa tb* Brttteh M isssa t The tote Mr. McLean’s bequest at iSO.OOO to the British mneemn wifi en able th* authorities to provide adequate room for the filee of newspaper*, at which them sre about 85,000 Ubeafiy la the mueeum, whfle the Ujr seeeesloas smoutot to SMaethtaf Mtofl 1300 volumes. By the simple trick of cutting the wood across the grain, or of cutting It with the grain at such an angle that It will split almost lengthwise when friction Is applied, It Is asserted that the match trust Is adding to its pro fits by enormous yearly sums. Life Is bitter to the poor fool, slcklsh to the rich one. B e w a r e o f O i s t n o t i fo r C a tarrh T h a t Com tale S fereerr. as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derungs the whole system when entering It through the mu cous surfaces. Bueh articles should nev er be used except on prescriptions frum reputable physicians, hs the damage they wilt do Is tenfold to the good you cun pos sibly derive from tbem. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney a Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and Is taken Internally, acting directly ubou the blood and mucous surfaces of the sys tem. In buying Hall's Catarrh Curs be sure you get the genuine. It Is taken In ternally, and made In Toledo, Ohio, by F J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Bold by druggists, price 75c per bottle. Hall’s Family Fill’s are the best. Ou the basis of results of previous ex hibitions at Paris It Is assumed that 52,588,250 people will pass through the turnstiles and It is possible that the total number may reach 60.000,000 all day long, and latterly he has taken nourishment four or five times a day, but always of a light character—a little moat, soups, hoalllon, a glass or two of j irb e )7sea\^'oept“''on\'p.eHjrip'unns from Marian! wine and a good deal of milk, which forma the larger part of hls diet. During his reeent illness very little medicine waa given him; the physic ians relied principally upon rest, nour ishment and stimulants every now and then, but always In small quantities. The Pope’s nervous euergy, as al ready noted In a previous letter, is something remarkable In one of his ad vanced years, and when he conies out of hls apartment he almost runs— walking bo fast that his atendants can hardly keep up with him. When he Is to be carried In state into the Slstlne Chapel, to attend or pre side at any ceremony, the clanking of the sabrea of the noble guard on the marble floors can be heard a long dis tance off, and several minutes before the procession reaches the chapel. The Pope it seems, although sleeping well, and enjoying hls afternoon nap, which he takes every day, does not sleep so much at night, during which he may get up several limes and even go to work. Miss Alice Berber of New York, the first woman granted the privilege of practicing In the United States district court, Is a Russian by birth, and did not know English until her 12th birth day. She, however, speaks without a trace of accent. SH A R K INTO V (M K SHOES Allen’s Foot-Ease, s powder lor th* feet. It cures painful, swollen, smartiug, ner vous fuet, and Instantly takes the sting out of oorus am) bunions. It's the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Alleirs Foot- Ease makes tight or new shoes feel easy. It Is e certain cure for Ingrowing Nails, sweating, callous ami hot, tired, aching feet. We have ever 30,0110 testimonials. Try it today. Hold by all druggists and shoe stores. By mail for 25o. In stamps. Trial package FREE. Address, Allen 8. Olmsted, Le ltoy, N. Y. Reindeer meat as an ordinary and In expensive feature of the menu I 11 IS 11 rope is about to become an accomplish ed fact Borne enterprising Norwe gians have undertaken, under very fav orable circumstances, to raise the ani mals In large no miter for slaughtering purposes. For the contemplated telephone con nection between Berlin and Pari* two The four Th* tatstt titecoverod will o f John D. Allport waa itoclarsd a forgery by a Jury at BoaMer. ‘ The poti«% Mectives and friends of Dattisl Ago* a n determined t o proto the mystery of hls death, which oc curred last week in Bntte. Several Anaconda young men have banded together and will in th* near future have enough members to form1 0 hand to be called the \Cadet\ or rome other appropriate name. Wild geese, swans snd other water fowl are reported to be remarkably plenty In the lower valley and on the lake, says the Inter-Lake of KaliapeU, Mont : J. K. Eveleth, formerly a well known assayer of Butte, la now In charge of the assay department of a big mining enterprise lu northern Mexico, owned by the Hearat estate and managed bv Ben B. Thayer, formerly of the Ana conda company. Abraham Antelle, a Carbondale coal miner, committed suicide last week by jumping down a 900-foot shaft of the Carbon Coal company. Hia body was torn to pieces. It was a case of de liberate suicide. The farming Implement dealers of the state met at Helena and organised an association. About 40 dealers from various parts of the state were present A. W. Miles of Livingston was elected president and Sewell W. Davis of Butte second vice president. Governor Smith has granted dimin utions of sentence to five convicts In cluding Charles K. Wilson, sent, from Silver Bow on March 30, 1898, for two years for assault, and John Searle, sent .rom Silver Bow on February 6, 1899, for one year for receiving stolen prop erty. Thos. Hinds ft Co. has finished their . tveet paving contract of 10,467 square yards I 11 Butte. At $3-79 per square yard the cost to the city Is 938,413.89. 1 he street railway has paved 900 square yards between its rails, bring ing the year's fhtal of paved area up to 11,367 aquafe yards. The city has now- nearly 40,000 Bquare yards of ■faved ground, the total expenditure for which was 9132,720.89. Last week Butte was visited by the first big fire she has suffered for months, the Big Blackfuot Milling com pany losing their pluulng mill and sash amt door factory. Nearly every resi dent of Butte attended the fire, which was located on Oklahoma and Galena making a lively scene. It Is supposed the fire originated In the boiler room. The loss will he between 946,000 and 945,000, with not more than 915.000 In surance. The plant was the largest In the city. Skeatit:tam to f t , t i H S L S L W t e Mr KtrtM eSttoes itotife .... ' . This \ad” speaks for itself; Wanted —Transient board near drag stora by invalid who frequently han-pfsaerl^ tlon* to be filled while to* waits. to r o r a a cold ir s n r t t T . ~ ~ ~ Tak* Laxative Bromo Omuls* TsMste. a a tnigglsts (stun* tat bmost it It Sells te sees, C. w . Orori'B Hgustsi* Is on seek he*. He. You say, Handle dear, that your goat has a habit of eating rubber over* shoes. Wall, tb* gum chewing habit te bad, even In a goat Fens* and I n i Weeks. PORTLAND w m s a IRON WORKS: w nta ttnolnt: ana* iMHns. sts. M AMsr. tod Iroo 1 Perhaps, Msudls dear, that charming women you saw at th* museum with the new boa around her neck waa th* snake charmer. Mothers will find MraWinslow’s Sooth ing Syrup th* best remedy to us* for thsir children during the teething ported. Some men are so conceited that they think they have the world at their feet if a porous plaster happens to get etnek on them. I know that my life we* sand by Plan’s Our* for Contumptlon.-Jehn A. MPI n , ku Sable, Michigan, April IL MS. When a girl Is gentle brad ah* al ways Bbows It, and when sho has a pretty foot she shows that, too. VITALITY low., (lutillltsUd or sxhsuslwl cured by Dr. Kline's lnvlgurwlln* TOnio. FREE ft Trial Bottle containing 1 Wntfi1 tr$*tin«trt, Dr. Kiln?'« limtitute, 931 Arch tft., PhUmUlphift, tttumled W71. Frank Thompson of the Cape parlia ment says that the country around Mafektng Is the most deadly of all for horse sickness, and that during Decem ber and January the Boers will lose 89 per cent of their horses. Cooperage woods have advanced 10 per cent, largely caused by the enor mous demand from the whisky corn- blue. Experimenters are trying to make cloth and soap ont-*f wood pulp. Bawdust and wood waste have almost as great a value as the clean plank 16 years ago. An odd monument was desired by an elderly maiden lady who died a few yearo ago in Athlone, Ireland. She left a fortune of 9135,000 to b« spent In th* erection of a church, provided that her body should be converted Into ashes and used In making the mortar for building the edifice. There Is * new railroad car that by Its own motion compresses ammonia lines are to be constructed, one a di- gae te liquid, which In going through red line from Berlin to Paris, and th* th* pipe* expands and produces the other by way of Frankfort, so that a necessary coldness In the air. complete breakdown of th* service b » j ■— ........ — ... — ------- tween the two capitals will be a reautgi^Th* selfishness and cold heartednesB contingency. jw tb* good te paralysing. A good many of the eornero have been worn off Joseph Letter sine* he has been battered around the stock ex change. The priest who married Admiral Dewey was once a sailor and, of course, knew how to tie a regular sailor knot. Heaven and hell each have a lottery, and women are the prise*. l O O O O O O O O O O O O O W v v V 1 Babies H u s h ! Don't you hear your baby cry ? Babies often grow peevish, fretful, restless and feel bad, poor little things, without being able to tell you why. How much the little innocents suffer, unable to tell the cause of theii distress! It is almost always some trouble In their little insides, sour curd on the stomach, Indigestion, wind- colic, bowel complaints, that start the ills of childhood. C A S C A R E T S make mother’s milk mildly purgative, and increase the flow of milk In nursing mothers. ’ Mamma takes ? Cascaret, baby gets the benefit. In thi5 way, Cascarets afford the only safe laxative for babes in arms. ’ Mr. a >_0-~‘-Tu ^ftk * .death** wits., **gjr •on.~indian«po]i« Joiuufcl. *1 **11 m w M wlttwlQAIOltm Mr ehildrco »r$ always d$llfbt«4 wb«» l ft$t th«a a portlofl of • Ubiot ftni try for store Th»y art the mon I pl«*9RBt mh U c I bo 1 bsv$ i w triad. They boro fennd a paraiMni pitot U»yhom$.H Ntt.JowH ftadtr.. Box NO, Mlefalft* City. U i. V i t e t l l i t l i t * t f ft T e a . F ' two quart* of dried p**u tet* t JBSB T H E T A B L E T CASCAtffTS s it sksululsl ; te am t n t f SltssSw at tfee Stsauek, lite r is* btssttms. Ptausit, fslstskto, potest. T u t , gsaS, S* (to*. ts-Ssy, is* H it* plssst* ta r m y nspset, f r t y t s r ANNUAL SALKS. S.OOO.OOO BOXES, v / f c 2 5 c . 5 0 c . D R U G G I S T S ffW »T * l» s to t e * m « e » . Cssssats ptragn j ,s ffeettsty**« , 11 ■*« *! » TW y set s s lr emt MsstipsUs*. 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