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Jefferson County Sentinel (Boulder, Mont.), 22 April 1887, located at <http://montananewspapers.org/lccn/sn84036046/1887-04-22/ed-1/seq-1/>, image provided by MONTANA NEWSPAPERS, Montana Historical Society, Helena, Montana.
ee, 4111°9111°1 0 111 P li j illr\ JEFFERSON UNTY The Pioneer ,INTewispaper of jeWerepon Conn ty—A Family Journal- • VOL. II. - \*kITINEL. BOULDER, MONTANA, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1887. Independent In Politica. P'C)1R. , The Northmstern! The off season of the year has arrived and ample time for reflection abounds. With pride we point to the past season to a trade beyond our most sanguine expec- tations. - With increased facilities we shall aim and strive to make The Northwestern Clothing llouso Put what it -s name hnplies. Our buyer Is about to start for the East- ern market, where everything worthy of merit in the clothing line will be secured. In the meantime we shall positively sell the bal- ance of our winter stock at such prices that will secure for it a ready sale. Be sure and call and get liur prices before purchasing else- where. THE NORTHWESTERN. Holtor's Block, Opposite Grand Central Hotel, 3E1\1\..A. E. rr. J. D. GROESBECK & Co., HAnwARE coaonkciiciaematping STOVES IFR,C)1\i\ eta\M=.1 Nails, Giant POWDER, CAPS and Fuse, WOOTD=NW_A_IZM, Lamps. Chandeliers, Sash, Doors and Mouldiugs. Plated Ware. Glassware and Bar Goods. Agents for the Celebrated Buckeye Force Pumps and Shatler Wag) s TIN —0:0 }- SHOP Iuconnection where all kinds of Job work and Re- pairing will be done. Ur - Opposite Court House, Boulder • • Montana, Just R8 -0118118q, 118-Findotl I Boulder HOT Springs. Wonderful Curative Properties ! IN ALL CASES OF Chronic, Muscular and Inflammatory Rheumatism, Lead Poisoning, Constitutional Weakness, and General Debility. A PLEASANT RESORT! FIRST-CLASS HOTEL AND BATHING ACCOMMODATIONS. Readied by Stage from Helena, Butte, Wickes, Elkbm, Comet, and all Points in the Territory. Terms moderate. A:first-class Physician DR. IRA A. LEIGHTON For full information address, TROTTER & PARKER, Boulckr, Mont. s Is constantly in attendance. THOMAS F. MURRAY, Proprietor of Boulder Meat Market! And ILless.ler in Beef, Pork, Mutton and Corned Beef! Game and Fish in Season. Home for Travelers. The City llote1,4- JEEFF1tSON CITY, MONT., • Newly Fitted Up. Newly Furnished. J. E. CRAWFORD. - Proprietor. Patronage Respectfully Solicited, Charges • Reasonable. vivE CFTS ‘Vill buy a fine smoking and good cigar at Dougherty Bros. PogoIE Store ! BOULDER, MONTANA. Stationery, Toilet Articles Cigars and Tobacco, Fruits and Con- fectionery, also a fino supply of A.1 4 )31:7115 AND POBTILONIAIII A choice variety of everything la the stationery line always in stock. Ed McSORLEY, Proprietor. Willowburn Farm, Beaverhead Valley, Mont. 1111POItTkell and HOntatetlitED Percheron and Norman StttHtoiivttl iIa FOR SALL: ! All Stock Warranted as Represented. Terms and prices to suit, custom- ers. Write for Illustrated Catalogue. Visitors always welcomed. JAMES MAULDIN, Didon, Mont. JlENWIDE Pastoiliceiaddress, Jefferson City, Mon* 'trend, llotees, s i ; oti _ Cattle, samo on right hip. Range near Jefferson. PARADISE & McDONALD, The only complete Carriage, Wagon Blaoksinith and Paint Shop In Jefferson county. train Street. - neatens. Horseshoeing and General Blacksmithing. J. B. PERKINS & CO. Wish to inform the public that they are now prepared tb do horse - shoeing in the intest and most im- proved styles of the art. Diseases of the Feet t` eatad on Scientific Primiples. Lame, Inter- fering and Forging 'tones Speedily Remedied. Corns,Contrattion,Quar- ter cracks, quitors, thrush, pum- miced feet permanently cured. Hail -Made Sims a 8Docia1ty. Special attention given to trotting and running horses. We have in con- nection with our shoeing department preparations made to do all kinds or heavy forging and general job work, all which will be done at reasonable nrices and satisfaction guaranteed. Shoropposite Dougherty Brothers store, M6t) street, Boulder, M. T. r*v — We also keep Horse Liniments and Hoof Ointments of the best qual- ity constantly ror sale. J. B. PERKINS & CO., BOULDEU, MONT. • Over 6,000.000 r g OPt_lkg. FERRY'S SEEDS 0. Poll. FERRY a CO. aro /Amnion lc. - th• WIEST tillS118111 A. ererfd H. FERRI S. CO'S Illirtrale.4. Ore- n -Wive • retied SEED *NW AL For 1887 eli b.mailed FREE to all applwasta. and to Leal ••••,u's Castaway without or - donna OL. 1.•oloo‘4. to Z••ry P\- ..' save, Ger- •., , 416[1:011.h , s. •••• .‘ Addr••• L . I. FOOT a ta. Detroit. Grand Central Hotel MONT. REED & RINDA, PROPS. The, Leading and uoly First-class hotel In Helena. Prices reasonable. Everything New and oh the La- teststyle. • • MAIN ST. __— I.:strayed or Stolen. On dark bay horse, heavy blai k mane and tail, four white feet, !trended NP on left hip. V on fore shoulder, and seihs about 800 IN. lie was running v I li what is known as the Rely timid. A liberal reward will be paid. Iiiquire at this office. • T111.1:\ Oar 2.year-old eteer, lieht4esl, white.iii face and uoderuc,,th belly; branded 11 on left hip. (hwiter cell have the /tame- by , palling on the nud i4nd. proving prl)p- ealy aid paying clistrees. Jen, Poottir. Boulder. LADIES' GOSSIP. T dier made suits for women grow more and more masculine. Lettuce, it main very close at the sides, the trimming being teamed on top. Corduroy jackets, nound and faced with red, are aniong the spring novelti Bract lets are worn more than ever and are oue hi ma ereat variety of 11).W Late Yeete from LontIon are of navy Lue tianucl emloroulerea ill white awl rteL entirpue 11 which our grandmothers nsol to flouriele is invited In all iL,Igloey tele SC3i.1)11. Smell dialnond carriaes are cretonne; out tl • to ha: hint sire The Pitt -ow of Veales began the puehlug. 14 A desperato atterntvt is untleg in fashion- able circles le Paris to dieconettenanoe fri zees of every description. le alligator akin or smooth Potter and They como Leather buttons are a novc are Fuitablo for walki ined nackets. at Vienna the toiletst - of the 120 ladies who fornied the cortege represented a value of £50,000. the value of the niamerees worn be- ing from L'100,0J0 to ct ii, .0ter Suede gloves have nothing on earth to do with Sweden. They ere made of ordinary kid with the ewer cuticle, us it were, etripeed oft leanish gloves have no aeleity weh Denmark; they are pro pered ia Germeey. Dogskin is not the alit of tloqi, but of sheep. A peculiar genies advertise* a new kind of wntcli for n \tee este , the ease he has aneuteed receptacles for a ttowtler put?, pencils for darkening the eyebrows, rou7:s for the cherks, and a tiny :::Irror, in e i rd c.ri e i r ly that the decorating may he done tells- t Fa.shionable ladies will still wear their heir high this spring and summer. For Volinary wear the lack hair i, twisted on the top of the head with two lone forming a bow knot For evening the hair is dressed high, the lack hair waved sliehtly and puffed in graceful loops on the head. The fair ladies who are usually present at We queen's Or:owing rooms make such a chnt- ter her majesty has Mel the barmier which eeparatte them from those who piss before her set hack ten feet. The oyal nerves are not strong enough to stand this gabble: be- sides, the noise prevented her !tearing elle titmice of thee° who were being presented. At the Inn court ball before Len , Queen M.treuerite, of Italy, wore * skirt of very tale green faille, embroelose# with gold, the train of a somewhat darker thane, being trimmed with a raised brocade of leaves in varied shades. lien majesty was a perfect Letze of emeralds, which harmonized ter - (wily with tbe dress, and ou her Lewd she wore a diadem of diamonds and etnerelds. tier long gloves were of pele cafe au lett PEEPS AT AUTHORS. William Walter Menet is writing a bio- graphy of James A. Garfield for Appleteete encyclopntlia. Mite Bradden gets abont teen° for the serial rielits of a new story, and, ae she wettest two a year, her attruinge ale The friends of IValt Whitman will give him a reception tat the letaillson Square theatre, New York, April 14. Ur. Whentan wel de- liver a new lecture. George C. Gorlinin, of Washington, form- erly secretary of the mune, is to write, a bio- graphy of Elwin U. Stanton. Ho hopes to eompietes it ie two years. Mr. Julia , ' Inawthorue is no longer the book ,-,seiew t r of The New York. World. In thin pontion he Inel a salary of f.5.030 a year, the new books as perquieites, and wro:o from two to Oro CO 11111113 it week. Mre. Louie* Chandler Mennen Las a home on Feetand equare, Boston. altertuee elm paeses much of the y vat in EneLead. She is trot a good sailor, an I With alt her voyages has Ito gre at love for the sea. George %V. Cable owns it house on Paradise Road. Northamptou, Ma. -a, where be eves and Libor*, awl eujoes watestie lie with Its WHO alai ,it children. Among Isis neighbors are !lumbered .ix relatives, who have conic from New Orleans to be near him. Dweller's last literary work was the story of hie experiences in EnZletrAl at the Ono el the rebellion, which he was writing for The Century. He had finahed twenty-six sheets of note paper, and these puees with the pen beside them, still wet fu out tsie last dip ie the inkstand, hay ou the desk ia the room where be died. Siduey Lucke (Harry Harland), the por•u- lar young author, is but 1.-5 years of rev. \As It Was Written\ has lied ae sale of S e et3 16tteti *es : and theFecuch traiinatioa of it I; in the fortieth olithee erJO Ycieo of the Thorne\ his latest work, is now being pub- COLLEGZ NOTES. There are 190 college papers in the Unites] States, Yale will have a new laboratory to con. tie 000. Cornell university is to have a school of pharmacy. The number of feminine ',tuneless in tho colleees of the United States is eetimated at 16,0tel The State college at Lexington will receive C15,000 annually as a government experi- mental station. Win. Savage Burn, of the Yale 1887 clam, has a wontierful mernory ; he can give the name and address of the 1,103 students at We university. The board of directors of Princeton college are to meet for conference with reepeet to the eat school, for which more Lima 8-te,u00 bait already been subscribed. Fifty theoloeical students of Yale are stte lying Professor Loszette's precut of mem- oriziug. It will citable minieters to quote (row the Bible while preacemg. Dr. Cogswell proposes to found a polytech- n ic school in San Francisco, that shall be open to any boy or girl its California; he will 'Wow it with property !worth $1,0.10,001. lion. Andrew V. White, ex -president of Cornell, hays American melee - e ns have mane hitch repel teal toed aevaticement that going to Genitally tor sp cial etudy is tether a lash - ion than a necessity. These are the coats of various college gym- 1311SMIlk4: Ilarvanl, $110,000; Yale, $112.1,000; pri m - t une e.z,tei0; A beret, $6.1,000; Col- umbia, $155,000; Williams, $50,000 Cornell, $40,000; Lehigh, $40,000, and Dartmouth, Ve5,000. At Yale college the students who at ono time or another during their careers tat that institution have been Aireseed - beec lemon a \Crate:tat club.\ At the lest baininet the other Meet Vet re as a toast to tito New Haven piece foree. The evt men ago at these who enter crake°, id row 1 Gee hundrel yeere ae -- o it ItaS 14, and it v...1 bo eoubte 110 I a:, for out that a;on t eAtlota ?mows t..13 :a:, Of tlan Oklig stu- dents ttu the utst worz; PERSONAL ----- Mr. Rsiramel, of London, the inventor of the perfume known as the \Jockey Club,\ is dead. The presents received by Emperor Willem ois his eirthday are sufficient to fel live nomi- nee vans. Chauncey Dc - pew, of dinner, railro el and ere, eleili jai \I• e - fame, was once at writer of it. Ii lime tracts. fe as 0 Orgr tillelidtal is loetnrine on 1 4 1 nem Peen :,\ all argument agaiael, lager - boll awl his methods. Jay entlki NI V4 he wisnee he was Iwo.; on t to. • f • . coo drivel.; the cattle home trout velure or 41;•ing the !nominees mill:hag. C. II J. Taylor, newly aepoleted : i : :. r te Liberia. Is Anil to ho the not reereser of Li race vie -Need in Use public service. Se --rotary Faireell 1 le a great werken His in '.1 includes waxy lintel tees of letter , a day, a large number of weien hi rea ',..t Li llE fejr. , 'When Henry Hilton leaver Ins nnw York — trim Ili - V.43 arteflkien be Cure : !I the news- boys to him and bites out tecir steel( of lanneen A' Jenanese student at the weverelty at. It . 1 Aeboe, efi rh., has marrie 1 an Amernan gi 1 who in a ntedieal steel -et et the saute in- anntion. ' Genre . ? William Curtis says tnet if it Ito un- womanly f a Watt) , Il 10 hold ttnleo it ii Un- r minutely f r eiven Veectria to les queen of Etielantn . Jell.' ficouthantp. n Lilt tseero of Louis- vil, , . 1, t i I'm ta tem letrilly Kee k or ILIV •• tTIL , -3 b.• il eeleel. Virn. nr • at fe• e fwi!.;, (x l r. • es . , .M0 M. ITeen :t, nut rould t :eat ene re; velat carry' • 0. ' 3 1zr,t7 ' J01.111 ' fee f 0,0 1 )1; J le, t• 1 1: see ei Deston een0,000 (eine in -ma ees lot reeen L00, 4 0-1 (101,W). James of Ietliamirone hoia2 rem old. II • i • it rot i•v•v•cirOo whi hexp.- t• .1 to 1.i....• I !ri a itzteetiet, but 1)0 1, t• 0 r Ode teeeul. le:s r ath er Lived ('.l, lee : rin nether 102, and his great rrandfather IOu years. Count Veleta:in the Italian stetesman, spent over twenty yenrs of Luis life at Vienna as ambassador. Ile lost his lot anti in net- tle. Ile is at. illegitimate 'son of King Cherie, Albert of Feettiiiia, .• ui I, therefore, a kind of uncle to ling 11-Tuninert. The Japemee prouder, Peltier. Rang, ad- dreees d Oen Grant, when Le tens in calle4). Endeavoring to com- pliment 1im by assuring hint that he was born to •otnnetutl, he mei: \Sire brave generale, tyou voe made to order.\ Gen. Seel -elan lItts a sunny corner room in the new War d. pertinent building fe tea up with furniture of his own cho,'sng. Severn' cabinets are filled pith Indian pottery end eurees, and the walls are covered with paint- ing4 of western scenery with butTaloe and In- dians in the foregrouna.. Black Kettle's nor belt it RS emir to liim n. a peachidow vase, tact a Sioux tear club is the chlef treasure in the colle.t i on. BASCBALL. Dan O'Leary, the hustler, is with the Omaha nine. Dalrymple will bead We batnen order of the Pittsburg club. Chicago's earnings last season are reported to have been about eines:M. Gilmore anti Whitney are looked upon as Wiethingtoies great pitchers. The eollege teants Les senson bave erene very strong talent, Ye win Wive a. rondo . - fully cle‘4 , r hettory Stagg ere, feinn. It is said that Anil Brainard, teo famous pit( her of the Cincinnati 1nel te °eking.; of is now livilig quietly in Denver. Col, The Unto ie not tar tlietant when it will be the Ewing Brothers as a battery. Buck's brother Is developing into quite a twirler. I The Louisville Contingent of Jett liar's • new Milwaukee team—S.-heel:tenni:tie Lur- net t and Frank Recteue—will a.1 report for duty April 10. It muet he amusing tone :haw trying to pitch tinder the netv rules. The learner: movements which be an J epi eenia k Joees used to go wie not be a feraure of thie test- scul't4 contests. . Cline, the young Louisville pleeer who signed with the Mobile clubs, ev4 iehe en5 pounds, but the vruy he is Plain:etmmsL fichs- lug makes Met invaluable to tee nlonile team. Ile will malee his mark. Th • Providence tenni of Innn, 'when it won the championship, met -lintel Were ited Loam, as a battery; Ineet, t-fltetev mci Fele - we on the L.1303S; 1. - 0:;0 V:. c. ! 10 't sees; York, Ilium and Jerecs en in the outfit IL GrIC.EN OLD ACE. Mrs. Ifery efneniee, bent is Eunein, Ire - Intel, died recently ia Inaee:1 ; 1, rais., Lle , 'illegal age of lien years. &mulct It Thee who lives Watt - e'en Mend, :nitro be 115 years oh 1, eel toee , of leo neighbors who have known him for nevem:: years say that there can be let doubt t‘f his beine at Innt 108 years obi. For years be ha- , not failed to attend 'lurch every Sunday u LI a few weeks ago, when he became 100 feeble. Ho wax born in Ettelineto.s, N. J., and trai a soldier ia the war of I . 12. Teo other day the Rev. John %nee se cal - ores), born in South Carolina 4: el r• - .111 1 2 yours July 0 next, obtained a lke nee io Are - awes to marry Eeiss Smith, aeol txtwoen G5 amid ie. Rev. White has been rreacLin,g • ty-one years. When the etal-a fell he had several children, ned this ei kis thiol wife. I:it age was duly attested by n reepeusible svelte person who has know!) hint twiny years and Is familiar with his history. The eke k donated Isis fee, tme nil Lamle congratulated Win upon his third venture. 11e liven In Greenwood township. - . ART AND ARTISTS. Mini Bertha von 11111ent thinks nothing of waleing twenty or twenty-five miles a day when on a sketching tour. llunkacsy painted the portrait el Dr. Me- Coele of Princeton college, in nine hour, and was paid 3.0U0 for his work. The mania for collecting porcelains seems to be spreading in this country, almact as much interest sonnine to be taken iii them as In etchings. A work by Meisconier, lOnexleee, elustrn e thug a horse Neither otu outpiat ditty, is the coeleitat water color in We world, being valued at over k8,700. industrious geptleman, Mr. Charles 0 . Leland, le now ilitereseete tm Intluorial Art lit Europe and America. He says be was eelinitely the Gest to introduce it as a binuch of education into schools for boys and girls. , Vienna will soon erect a statue to Intydn, trno wee boru there. The execulion of the IWO/ it has been nserustol Is Nateer, a dis- tinemieted Auetrian sculptor, nee tee teivele hog wel take pines on May hI, the eeveaty- etuhilt alutiverear of tho content -ern s.iqitli. PITH AND POINT. Sho Had Ought to, tertainty. nYee,\ sail Mrs. Di Hobeon, \Ceira bed an eacellept onportunity to vint Hurnee last y it jai company wit c some frieadee tat I ceeelts'• bear tee ilea of bovine the oeoanfo- twecti me\ \It tee•uts it pity, Mrs. Hobson,\ rm.:tended. tee. Eueopeao trip does etre such a toe , \ 1. on SO I -le young lady.\ heon it sines. T_ those moving hi the 1 et teat r:o de, • C is a Innet a recto - I Neon.,\ coed:it:A eirs. Di Leak/II, Li.: re.;r141114, \L.11)/t I eliouel have let tar wcilL\—Puck. Our Atne$. mple stated 'tart -neat has negot fat ri a 1: caty of r.::ilty atel • 'neon% with the Tuna lelauesee— neazeinet ri,;Ilatc. Let host le nations ramp and roar, Lereazzle ani leose tee dnea of sear— re nose, henceforth cnIfereverecre At reaca vita the Ton7.:a nee. and Cpain bear eemeete may, blurerotin we? peen.; WI TOn3a Wanda. 0 • act fear the mightiest fleet V:.. c C1.117orld monareh:csef.'ae, V. - e ch:lienge war, defy threat, • -.re wits te Tonea Limes; Neetereet .• .e7 nra t- C.,7> art Ineow, Bet the in :se: tee w it ilou2.11: - sa show . 3:_t•reen riecu an.11:ac-1•20, Our of tno Teanalelanes. Nee weer oer hats on tbc aide of our head. Nee 1:1 tee world wite teen end dread, (et c -.e tee ne oh Are tread— tai' - Tiaka, nen c tee Ten ea Ishincla; Ternet, 1. I Ec , :toa tat.,\ the Tougs hean, While whet-. win -eel leene tee tecoet serene . O'er us reed the Toetea —Dareette in Lrooeleu Eagle. No More Smiths. Jonee—fleve you a family, e:r. Smith? have two dau;hters. J•eve—II,tve you no soitsi tlUij ( eglaine henvilv)—I have no sons to tier;weeteta my name. It will die with use.— l'exas Sii tli tee. nose May Initi'm If somebody there c!:aticed to be Who loved me in a manner true, My heart would point hint out to me. And I reolild point him out to you. tRefere to book.) Bet here it says of those who point, Their iiinnaers be Oct of joint. You mica act point— You Must not print— manners out of joint to point. tad I the love of sneli as he. Some quiet steot he'd take mote; Then he could whisper it to me, Anil I could whisper it to you. Ttefers to book.) But, whisperine, I've somewhere met, ni contrary to etiquette. vnore can it be (searches book)! Now LA me see (andin,g reference), , Yes, yes. It's centrare to etiquette. —nudtlye,ore. She Knew Mtn, Husbond—Sineo I ban my hair cut tent het It -us tenet very large foe me, and to -night it is lereer than ever. Wife—Yes, it is larger. Where are yes going/ Husband—To the cub, to be sure. • Wife—In Rant ens° you need not worry the hat will fit better on your return, for in the ieterini your head will grew.—Bonou Courier. A Good Ohl Hale. In jeurrierhte t _rough this world of veers Of enetited hopes and wasted chances: With all its failures, doubts, and fears, . And eier vereene circumstances. • • 'Tis best to kit p this rule in view: \Deal bite off more than you can chew.\ The man who's living just for realm. Who hrs no earthly thought best le it — Whose :Teed has reachel to such a strain to does ., n't even try to bide it— Seine-times by el-or:eine on too fast May overreach himself at last. And ro when all look, bright and fair, A71,I tortoise seems te smile benignly, When opportunities both rare Awl rich are offered t yea m kindly, Wade in. But f.rst 1* d say to you: **Don't bite off more than you cen chew\ —.Dosteon Traveller. Positive Proof. be C . '. -'—That little /els- melt is a reeuha lush. t,7 1 -y-421':, no. D'• Ced—Ves. she is. Any girl who will flirt i.; feel. Boone—Does the flirt? D .Ced—Vehy, she flirted with mo all last Bee-Icy—Ole well, then she is a fool.—Tid Spring. The blue bird sat et the :twee tree, An 1 the red bird sat I itlte rrove; They s:.ivered those notes from their little throats. \Oh bring us a red hot stove.\ —Neasitinet on Critic. A thweiatien. Wife (at brenefasn—niow beautifully Mrs. Veit Cadwanader was cle-eed at the opera Let night! ller cereaune . nvas a revelatien Le este Husband (dryly)—And to we, too.—..Puck. Receipt for the First '87 Fish Story. Oh, bring me a botti.• of bait, my dear, And betv; me a pole and a line, Ansl tonue me a book of Munchausen's tries, And bring me a spring clay line, ;Teen give me a drop of water, my dear, Enteieh to 1.11 a small else; ereetnall—the rest the ropers will tell— how I caught a whoppine big fish! —Clia.rleetown Enterprise. Proper Indignation. \ChapplO I was gweeely insulted to -day, doneher know,\ rernerkol Fitzpincy, \Ali! how tlid it occult, me deer boyr in - quit eel Do Sappy, \I - went to buy a hat, you see, and I absketi the eweachah at the stolt, 'Alt, what I- °lit or a hat do you think would suit me?' and the wretch replied, as bwazen as you please, 'A soft one, sir.' \ \Did you weseiat the insult?\ \Yeas eiwomptly.\ \How del you wesent it?\ \I said, 'Water weal loud amyl slemtned the door as I went out.—Pittsbure, Chronicle. Tionx-tious. The squaw of a chief of the Sioux leoped with a 1 -eel The pair in Dubuque The husband o'crtuque, And this :mule a uice howslious-ylotia-dlottat. --Exchange. A chestnut Worked Over. Two gentlemen were quarreling about creede mul religion. One of them was melte- doe, the other liberal. The orthodox gentle- man becento highly incensed peel exclaimed, \I'll bet you $10 you can't say the Lord's prayer. You ought not to talk about relig- ion at all.\ The bet was accepted, and the Liberal began, \I believe in God, the Father ;dint:ley,\ and went through it all with ligetuing speed. The am - Heeler; gentleman voutemed hintself beaten, woudered that the bber-4 knew so much, and paid the bet, Destto lic;ecoek THEIR FULL NAMES. ie• han eeei Felt Iteldlebereer is the name of the fal:K3u.s now in the senate. The full name oi Senator Gitenta, of Louisi- ana. i • Ramlan Lee Gilt -on. That of Senator Veieson, of Iowa, is James Falconer Wilson. Senator J. a East is, of Louisiana, has for a full name James Bidele Eustis. Ho was named moo- (Sc., brother of Nicholas Biddle. \I net reeled; says Senator Jos. G R. —irotra a distill-eat:bed Presby- terie.i e iv i: , 0 of &elm:toad, Va.—Dr. Joseph Ctay Styles.\ E -inter Jobn limbo ilitcbell, of Perittsyl- ve \arras the rurntune of an uncle for his is • nettle. His ouilengoe's fall name is J....a., Donald Cameron. \It needs for Emerson,\ is what Senator Joseph E. Brown, of Georgia, kindly writes to Ince° who ask hint what the imitate letter \11\ Ii his 113)1)0 reprasents. Hero are three familiar names enexte tan- familar by the Beetling out of the middle names: itrinfam ibleros Frye, - Isham Onkel Harris, James Graham Fair. Senator Van ll'yek, of Nebraska., ii named in fall Charles Henry Van Wyek, anti the full name of Senator A. P. Gorman, of Mary- land, is Arthur Pu Gorman, Senator James Kimbrough Jones, of Ar- kansas, has for his middle name the family name of las grandmother. Ills colleague's name is James Henderson Berry. Parson C. Cheney is ehe name by which Senator Cheney, of New Hampshire, is inside to aepear La some of the altnanacq. The sen- ator's name is Person Colby Cheney, Senator 13e - 1 .0s mother was a Miss Burst!\ hence his middle name; but &neater Dwight Lay Sabin, of Minnesota, was nemed after an aunt, In the giving of his saeond name. Joseph Ro.swell Hawley, of Conneetemt, sound.; odd, and so does George Graham Vest, of nesoari, but these arc the full names of men whose shortened names are known to all. The full names of the members of the cabinet are: William Crowninslaield Endicott, Chain Freeman Vitas, William Collin Whitney, Lucius Quietus Curtius Lamar and Charles Stebbins Fairchild. Senator /if. IV. Ransom, of North Carolina, is often called Metenew. It is not his name, Ibe was named Matt Whitaker Bansorni, after his maternal grandfather, Matt Cary Whit- aker, who had obtained his name by a slight changing of his mother's n..1:11e, Martha Carey. The full, comelete, an -1 unabridged name of Collator Doleh, of Oregon, is James 'Nor- ton Delph. The unabbreviated name of Sena - ten. Cockrell, -of Mi-souri, is Francis Marion Cockrell. and that of the triumphant col- league of George Frisbee Hear, of Mame chusetts, i, Henry Laurens Dawes. Here aro some other names of well known senators set down as they never were in any report of a meeting in the senate: Edward Carey WnIthall, of Mississippi: Charles rred- cricl: Llauderson, of Nebraska: John Perci- val Jeues. of Nevada; John Elward Kenna, of West Virginia; Shelby Moore Cullom, of Illinois; Thomas Wit:lei-ell Palmer, of Mich- igan. ACROSS THE SEAS. A food exhibition is to be opened in Dussel- dorf IToveneher. The faro on the horse cars in Athens, Greece, is only two cents. The czar proposes to visit the Don Cossack country, which is faecring from a famine, and afterward the Crimea. There arc no railroads in Persia. Those who travel there must go on bores -back or in palauquitts carried by mules. It is intended to bold an international congress on cremation in September of the Present year. The place selete.ed for t.he gathering is Milan. The king and queen of Italy will open the national exhibe ion of fine arts in Venice nip April tel Great preparations arc being made to preeare ttso royal palace for the probable Vi of ( the empress of Austria. The number of artists exhibiting exceed 1,703, among them being many English paintere residingin The mysteries of the Arabic language will not be greatly elueidated by the evidence of a witness who apt - oared in a London police court a tow days ago, This gentleman said ho was rat Arab, and that hia name was Mussa Must:trete loin Yasen Abu Natter Wa ef which the English equivalent was —Henry Craw. Herr 1Yiekelineler 5 the Austrian giant, who Is now appeorin,g nightly at the Pavilion Music hall, London, Is eigtte feet nine inches in height, topping Chatig, the Chimese giant, by a foot. He was born at Freidberg, Aus- tria, in lea, and is SA rears of agcs The reach of his arms is about ten and a half feet, and ho spans two octaves nu the piauoforte. Aniong the orders of knighthood in Greet Britain - null Ireland are: The Gareer, the knights of which wear the badges f the order suepeteled from a blue ribbon; the Thistla (Scottish), green ribbon; St. Patrick (Irisb), sky blue ribbon; the Bath, crimson ribbon; the Star of India, light blue ribbon, with white stripe% near each edge; St. Michael aeil Et. George (Saxon), blue ribbon, with scarlet Orli\ SPORTING. — A six day go as you please contest is to jut Cbicao on C°113 ::orher m y a la tch is proposed in Now York city with Rowell as a contest- ant. Lucky Baldwin (arra to wage e5,000 to re'5,0e0 thet he will win the Kentucky Dprby, Dan O'Leary, tho old pedestrian, has sued a doctor for drugging Nut durbig a recent - foot race. Dan wants $15,00tedasnages, Time Duke of Bourbou, so much talked of for the Rentecky Derby, is in /several of the 3 year old ;stake* at the Saratoga meeting. An Engli h gentleman, tetefl on in his entlt year, recently ran a mile, wolketi a mile and roan a mile seventeen minutes witlsout any previous training. The wrestling match between Jack Carkeek nnd Bert Si:better will take place in Mil- waukee on April 13. The contest is catch as catch can for $230 a side. The IIuneariata mare Kinesene who din) recently in Englaud, iiever met defeat. Site was tooled in 1874, and during her course of live )(los in active training woe lifer -four races. Her owner once refused e0,000 guineas for her. Dick Rowell, probably the faustsest man on a whed ie England end by his admirers raid to be connaleet to maiutain his tithe of chant - 9f the world, impede coming to America to race Villiumn A. Bowe, who holds every reread from a quarter of a mile to twenty. four miles itaclueive. Aria, the 4 -year -old Lily for witirh Jack SpInn recently paid :5,000, must be inside of gore) \Aare.\ In Me, as a yeargold, she rotten in no lees than thirteen raves, seeming n see ) - i e a n, u 1 as sei ) ull 0, 13:1 1 :1 11v 611 : il i t r ieti m luzl t t l h a i c ral. cn k, a cc nii tee Raven c:ostd leneiug Ler a record of 2e.:4$4, which le by im meaaat measure of her iteeed, • •
