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p p The Age Sentinel Be Till. Piet senile Ptahmineu BOULDER. MONTANA A SONO OF KINDRED, Hark! how the strong emir 'but To the pines on the mountainside: \Sing brothers, sing! for the minds are out. And the path of their night la wide! We leap, at flood of the tide, To the base of your routed rock. Feel you the thrill as the deep caves till? Hear you the breakers chock? broth•-rs, hall! Bend your sung on the western gale. Loud Is the wind In every tree, But you alone can voice the tone Of the full-throated sea. From you alone can our echoes ring. Sing, brothers, sing!\ Hark! how the great pines cry From the inland forest places. Bending the mountain -hind's reply Out to the wed sea -spaces, Where the mad wave swells and races Under the tIde-wind's hand. .118.11, all hall! We swing to the gaie. And shrill to your brave commatal Rock, rock, and chime! Back we fling your iterant rime In a rush of harmony! Loud Is the wind In every tree. But we alone can harp the tone Ot the deep -breasted sea. From us alone can your echoes fall! Call, brothers, call!\ -Marion routhouy Smith, In Youth's Companion. illue••••••••••INI•••••••••••• • • •s By HAROLD CHILD. • • •••• •••••••••••••• •••••••• The Luck of the Troupe. ONSIEUR BAPTISTE smiled as he in stood at the door of his booth. tor the booth was packed. Still, there . was loom fur MC or two more, in par- ticular for tlit. handsomely -dressed eentieman who ‚vas at that moment standing gloomily outside. \M. le Due is not yet too late,\ said Baptise.. \The larve will begin in eve minous,\ M. le Marquis (for Daytime Was not far oat In his gueest looked at the manaeer with a sullen scowl. \M. le Duc looks sad. lie is in trouble. A good laugh now--\ Baptiste had gone too far. M. le Marquis sh.ely drew on ois right- hand glove, and cared Bati etc upon his jolly red face. Baptiste bowed. One could trot- in the year 1600 --be manager uf a troupe -of farce players for nothing, and the %Weer was ob- viously a little intoxicat MI. Ile re- turned to the charge. \Feel\ he said, haliilbg nia wooden aowl that wee brimming over with cains. - a gold piece -only one -laid just there -- - M. le Marquis reed his ethos% eharply, anil Baptiste, a Danes for a moment. fell upon his bark amid a shower of coins that rolled from his portly 'person to all quarters of the compass. M. In Marquis stepped over his body and pushed his way up the crowded booth, swoop the stage, and into the tyring-room behind. In therm days (they were not over ne-e In those days, actors and actresaes dressed to- g , thee, nee M. le Marquis, still etearlIne, found himself in the midst of ten or a dozen men and women in various gnome of undreeg, with a gprInkling of saanot in attendance. There was a Futhlen hush. The gal- lants (ire+ themselves up awkwardly, the women looked rotund to Bee who had emir in. Ana *ben observing tow eetteme'y handettne» a person this was. they retake into . .aluble chatter and lavish ,eatplay of their charms Awl el le Marcella stood geowiing at them ell. Ther.• was \orne excite, fer him. A easel, ago he had beer , rich and power - ('il, r. he was poor and in dieerare. There rO F. r' - ants in ha goat bruise re hersee in hie Tt Is not ately s rood to he liana -erne. eo hsrasarne ta ean.i . .ate tite king's n tares.' ••see.. oh. n 'hat m•tittis II« nrI Ia Frame.. At tl.at mement .11. , P Mangle h ad teemd r. aeon 19 tale all altering wo- men. Itr scowled at them. And then -whether It were wine, or the de- sire to spite 'been it aly beantleg-he swiftly crewel the mien to where a hid steal leaning ga:ngt the wall. No actregg, no cider, she. Drees -I la temple lamer. \lie >tree' with her eyes on the ground. anil her bead bowed little forward tinder r Mao.% of golden heir. M. le Marquis. with ROMP ‚ teem - tan«. caught her by the shoulders. She looked up aflame, and t i er beauty gli but gave him pause Then. with • 'li -Ions laugh, he ratighf her range and 'Weed her. She struggled anel his kite; fell on her ear. He gripped her Ilee a Vier and kleged her three time' on the month. There Was a rogr of rare behind him. M. le Martini\ loosed the tort and 'termed swiftly . . He 3 - new the *could of that roar end as he tnrnel he drew big sword. In front e him. In a Purg- ing crowd, with threetenine arm., and retrying tongues. were au n en t.,te a troupe of farce pleeere. M. le Mar, lire point tonehed ot t e of the men eery delleetely upon the knee. - fanneee moentehank!\ gaid he . Another flash, and there was a epee of blood upon • woman's throat. \Sing ear\ said M. le Marquis. \For God's Peke, Charles . \ cried one of the gallants. \gave yourself' They have played before the king, and y on-\ \1 dear friend.\ said M le Marquis. flicking his sword daintily So and fro within an inch of the raging players \am as you say. In disgrace, while these -things- are In favor. Still, I am not yet a butcher, so -make way. Minn. for your better!\ And with that he passed carelessly through the midst of them. At the door he turned and hOWerl. \Hu. majesty's friends!\ sneered he, and was gone That night. au he sat alone in his crest, empty house, the seene returned to hi\ mind, indeed. It had never left Il. Why had the players been so roused? What waS a last, to excommu- Molted dogs who lived on their Disbonor? But the cirl was beautiful, so beautiful that M le IViarquie wished now that he had not kissed her -like t .hat. and now that he might but kiss her again -in a more respectful man 5; met t litidnIght struck he was suddenly jerked from his bed. Sleep was heavy upon him, for he had drunk deep all day; and he only wake fully, to and himself, very insufficiently clothed and with his hands bound, standing among six men, all of thent In black, with black masks over their eyes. \ 'Sblood!\ cried M. le Marquis, \who are you?\ There was no reply. They led him down Ws own stairs and into his own courtyard, where the wind snapped cruelly at his half -naked limbs, and through his own gates into a coach that waited outside. M. le Marquis was bitter cold; he was going, who- ever these men were, to his death. Above all, he was a ridiculous object, and knew it; but he bore himself at Itta 'minutest. The coach stopped, and they haled him into a dark building. Not till each of the six had lighted a torch did he recognize it for 13aptiste's booth. M. le Marquis' blood boiled. He was in the hands, then, of the players, the lowest ot mankind. It seemed to him that he had touched the bottom of degradation. He did not know what was in store for him. They led him on to the stage, and here one of them, whom he knew now to be Baptiste himself, faced him. \M. le Marquis,\ said he, \there is little need of words. This afternoon there was one white thing among us -you have soiled it. You have done just what we all have vowed should never Itass unavenged. She was the honor of my company -you have sullied it. She was its luck -you have broken it. Monsieur, this afternoon you struck me in the face; but it is not for a blow but for a kiss that I now strike yeu- thus!\ He laughed as he wiped from his knuckles the blood of M. le Marquis' lip. \It is not blue, after all!\ said he: but the words were lost in the roar of ribaldry and rage that burst. at the signal of that blow, from the other five. They were players, and the things they said and did to M. le Mar- quis can hardly be described. Then one drew his sword and cut him on the line\. \Dance mountebank!\ cried he, and M. le Marquis needs must dance, barefooted and barelegged, at which the men roared with iaughter, and pricked him with swordn to new ef- forts. One crept behind him. \A kiln for a kiss!\ said he, and his teeth met in M. le Marquis' ear. \A bug for a hug!\ cried another. gripping him till his ribs cracked. \Sing cat ' laughed another. cutting a skin-deep gash in his throat. The end came soon. Bleeding from 20 scree 'tee worn out and utterly disgraced, M if• Marquis fell to the ground in a stron2 tuan's agony of tears. In a flash he \as up again \Swine!\ he cried. \That you mean to kill me, I know. Let me kill a few of you be- fore I pass!\ - It was our intention. Monsieur,\ said Baptiste, \or rather a command laid upon t» that you ehould try. My children, give M. le Marquis his sword -and some clothes.\ Two of the players led hint Into the trying room, and there they bathed his wounds and dressed him in a clean shirt awl ho\.'. As he 'devised on to the stage again he stopped dead. \Saints!\ he tried, \have they sent the devil to light me?\ For he saw a new, a leventh, figure before him, an I one that apppeartel to have n r face, no hair. The whole head was concealed in a tight -lilting black cep, and only the eyes flashed through two holes. \This said M le Marquis, \itt but murder. How can I fight a man whose fare I cannot watch?\ But there war: no balp for it. The azure of his assailant was Gott of a perfect swordsman. The leng, straight limInt and suple. grateful body were like steel springs. M. le Marquis had met his match and more Up and down the titer.. they fought the splen- did, tireless fenn of hi' °element ever pressing. pressing. The blades flick- ered and screamed, and the !Ix watt h- ers stood by with ewer.' in hand and torches 'Witt high M. le Marqua' sword-arm hail been tenkel. his strength was falling and there was a swimming in Lis head. Ife haul no more desire to kill, nor even to live; only, for his own honor, to make a light to the finish, and then die brave- ly at the hands of the best swordsman he had ever crossed steel with. M. le Marquis' sword new from lull hand and clattered on the door of the booth. He threw back his head and stood waiting for the death -stroke. Through a haze of exhatuttion and pain. he saw his opponent stand hesi- tating, saw the six players marine for- ward with uplifted swords. sae the blade that should have plereed his heart turned in a fury against the playere, and heard a shrill \ou»ir'. \Bark! you shall not touch him!\ , Then he fell in a dead faint And ag be fell, his opponent eats i mulher cry, tore the mas. from head and face. A shower of golden hair. ' euddealy released rippled doen t.. ler waist, hair that an instant later made pillow for the head of M. le Margate. as she cradled it tenderly on her knee. mobbing the while. \Oh look at upo. speak to me! epeal: to me!\ lie opened his ives at I 1st Fur a few eeronds he mated blatithle Then in amazement be murmured. - You!\ She bowed ber head, gobbing like a eland. M. le Marquis got painfully to bis feet, lie bowed low. \Mademoiselle.\ he „aid, 'hi- aft. r- ' noon I insulted yne. I be :feu for- , glvenees.\ She looked at him through streaming eyes. \It was given. Mon , ieur. from my heart, when you fell.\ Once more he spoke. \Mademoiselle. this evening vou have taken and re- stored, my Ilfe. I will accept the gift, on one rondition, that ynu ehare it. I am a disgraced and ruined man. and Paris knows me no more; bet I have still some small estates In ['Mum. If V. Baptiste will spare me the hugs of his troupe--\ The players gasped and were silent. Then a ringing shout of applause went up from six strong throats. Anil when the shout' had died down, the girl Walker slowly up to M. le Marque \Monsieur al» \aid. \this after- noon you gave me toter kisses. For that, I might either kill you -as In- deed f had Intended -or sale you to at\ Horn back. Which shall it be?\ Rut teeing that she had dropped her word and brought her face very close o his, there could be little doubt Of the answer.- London King. THE CAMEL OUSTED --- DAIdASCUS ?dECCA LINE TO Pints OLUTIONIZE HOLY LAND. Progressive Sultan with an Eye to Utilization of Modern Methods - Abdul Hamid Wily in Influ- encing the Mohammedan. -- - Do we look upon the sultan of Turkey an uumodern, a survival of the dark ages? If SO, We mistake. Consider for a moment his enterprise in the matter of railway building. In tlie land of the superstitious Mo- hammedan, In the land where every Inch is holy ground, Abdul Hamel has SOON To RETIRE been able to introduce that hated inno- vation, the railroad; an innovation that will have a most revolutionary effect on this old, old region, for ages seeming un- changed, unchangeable. The picturesque camel has had its day, liSewise the pictureeque Bedouin, raider of the holy caravans; for the Da- mascus-Meeca railroad in the future will carty the pilgrims, and soldiers u. the Damascus -Were road will act as protectors of the earaYane. In times past, the suspit•lous Moham- mitten ev im•ed vigorous host ilits toward t he steam carrier; mole. moaned the first railway train arriving at Home , and stoned the honse of the American age nt that was introducing etrange w, stern machines into Syria. But the I sultan knows his people. knows how to deal with them; as ts indicated by the (-insular distributed among the faithful. , . the faithfull alto are sharing in the ee- 1 pique of the building of the new line that . is to convey zealots to the holy city of • aleeea. The circular cuts forth: •'The Darnaseets-Meces line is the holy rail- ' road. It extends from Damascus 40 Mu. (Una, the city of the prophet. and thence to Mecca. It is the road of the mcett hon. ' 1 orable a t le of God because 3 tee years Poe I ngo Abraham, the prophet, was preach. • ! ing to the faithful in Syria with his son •flt. f.• HIldtell eI pr bo r i , a i uľi ' Ishmael, and thes went from there to the 'I\ • '`\ 1, •t 4 Ito , à1 neighborhood of El Kahlte, according te • Inur ''li, the commandment of God. when Sarah ' sit \\ i \ \ ••t\\.i. .'t,ti',I eel ed him to leave lils second au\' '\ • h.le Thus, when Abraham left Demme -us for ' ill \ \ re • • -• s• • • f q .• Medina. he did not paste through Egypt. ti e \Y \ -.lea.... • but took the nearat way, and the nearer ' `• e - eals •d•linat way Is the same was that the sultan ,tr Turku\ in now contoruetine the prc,rent 14 •e M.( te•-toY ‚ ha , ..potand railroad. And so history proveg to u\ 1.1.0.1,.; 4,81.- 'is ti' • that Abraham, when he le!' I - intestate saci' art' le t•cit op to hem. Net I' 'r Medina. went straight in that \tame I u.' ''I lit the • - • t ;Await ne way, and We can prove that h e did not II•eY lee s.ve iie aY the et his ease only once. hut from six t o e i g h t , tsar It ei tt. , • la •• ta teeny in. beeauge cair father Abraham. • • e hen he wanted to Ro to :Mecca paesed • an' t hi t 'r> Li.' ol a :Pere or in - 1 .V Medina and came back in the same ett ' rital.e It ite ha' way to Syria.\ te a • . I a ‚pie e. or ENGLAND HOLDS HER OWN. Why the Number of Immigrants Here Is Smaller Than from OtheL_Nations. From 1789 to 1903 the entire number of aliens who came to our shores waa 20,458,677. When this inunigratiou be- gan the United States had a population of about 4,1100,000, which since then has Increased what countries contributed most tu this immigration, the answer would promptly be, Germany, Ireland and Eegland. And this would be cor- rect, for Germany furnished one-fourth of the inualgration, Ireland 3,944.269 and England 2.739,937. Thee figures, says the Kansas City Journal, with a few others, explain the remon why the primitive language, cus- toms and laws of the United States have remained cemparatively intact. The original 4,e00,000 colonial Americans practically all spoke English, and they and their deseemlante have been assist- ed by the Irish and English emigrants above mentioned and 388,5e6 Scotch em- igrants, and poseibly by 1.050.683 Brit - balers from Canada, who all have been racially interested in preser# ing the pre- dominance of the Anglo-Saxon tongue and its institutions. So there have, in fact, been no more than 12.000,000 aliens to exert their in- fluence against the established order of things. When they arrived they found provieion made tu prevent any change or disturbance. The government, placed upon a stable foundation, had been so ingeniously planned that asa result laws and public proceedings were habitually written and transacted in English, and that language was the only one gener- ally taught in the public schools. Fur- thermore, these 12,te0.000 emigrants spoke various tongues, no one of which Was able to compete in numbers with the Engl isite.: peaking raves. Consequent- ly the 'weevil:lens, whether they inter- mingled e at' the r Amerleaus or at- tempted to segregate themeelves, all found it necessary eventually to adapt themselves to cunuitiees already exist- ing in the land, ľile tu edema ed ernierants has al- was s been to locate is .1.1 settled parts of the eatintry. This tact k, Doti. sable to -day. It the American °I (to t•rigisial ‚fuel; who has MI ell t he pai - ne• r and frontiersman. Ile opened the eilte•ret‚oo for Sr and when the emierant, nisei,' slowly on the) foam! that had establi-lied his Ian- cusodus all d lass tes he weal, am , ilia Is now Alto riean tor stead Th.. intiniersitIon of rseent years. is not of a- ee-iratile a class 3» that ci ...t trier lime - hut heserihelett; ri,, r• not Mitch 1:ttit- g• tittit it «II ree l , .- halm tees . to the extent w hielt 11111.1 feared. HOW TO DISCOVER SPRINGS It i\ Mittel Hamer. large standinz army that is buildiee the mad. no war at pre, -nt requiring ‚ hi ir very ice'. The eon, , II a tri. .. .er-e ar Turkel ever Finer her trouble with Goa. , has appret iated the advan- • tag.\ or meek transportation of troop., and a Darnaseus-Me.. a line conne' -tine to re -Ses and seaports is looked Upon a 4 t .'\ r . nuo. . • Fiontiersinen and Indiens Learn a Great Deal front Nature's Signs About Them. I. oltr,ated that the road will feet . see ,,st . et. It t., b. eentitered sh .•.• 1 i)' 'Iria. e.n the Bed era. A l'or-, fogri,r .1 lo Frebeh • api.al ere/1.0 c0II- fleet, Damastee with Beirut. anti it ts the ilsaire loaner a u\' net the Mee . line. The sultan ha» o f th . , Jaffs-Jertetel• in line, and expect% to es • tend this line to eonne, t with the nee . one- Other ...at -Delon planned in the , eirierinm ta the Ent.bra , e , anti irto the . T: ‚ ii , ..‘ o „1\1:*% grist grain region. •nd lure trains of earnels will make nit, for rai as. trione Wt.rit now progressing on a railway .1-no....1ag the Jordan coatort reaching front the roast through fame,» t even! of Galilee A student of the subj.- t fa,' writing in the Los Angelte Ilereld that unruly thee. familiar with the holy land .•an ‚\en niftily iOneeit'e what these t•hang\ mean to the native!, the Bites atolar\ and the tourist\; of the worlds' :are.. To the tourist, the mitten is en• doubt...11y opening the. door wide and li• prnmitoye necessary polite preteetion tc the traveling Public. Italle . ay exteneion et to change ths charaeter of this heti•rie land in various ways, an important one ar. ellielent pa- trol along tb• line in the deite;1, wher - ondonins ha se sit eased alla lorded from time immemor,al. This wild people wet find In the new road a more formidable foe than the soldier of earavan days; and nnit of the many advantages De -lured ¡. the important one of ‚Irking the Arabs farther inland. into lands so unprodue. tile they will eventiodiy have to give up lhe struggle. It is hoped the line will he in operation as taras Meees at the end of the next three yearn. • •tillISTOPIIER VOS'TER - - - - -- Lucky Willie. Mai* Dashing - Anil I euppoeue you aro sowing your wild oats? Callow- Naw. by Jove. It's too nitieh eke work. I let my - man\ MOW 'hem for et's-Chicago Daily . News. .„••. tepo , its \nul. sk . ,11 • t... habit. 1- ote.... dinned us- ti rii• „i.• n Unifies, t. but , .41 it breat.. down. .e. iittornla or Ato iralia ..11:4111à lio hai.eas.- attempts to tn..) thu malt this or • eat lit»\ team other •• eee \ ..1F1 f: 'o n u be a • tIo t.' V • •• !hat ut\ r.%• I It • ...I. ar... nature by ans d os e . tea. • t • tit- „elite Urrce Mith 3 e.o tea however, ther e ma g he a.. ii• tea. se.. -tine the t. mp. retire eel reats.er. the o'\ I' Kt en kere how. ter. It I...Me M•er treat ,eet t . ff.« te are niattife•te•I '«i, (‚u t o a i.,..erver ratio r than by : utrect affection ut his ef 1.44MS r me- ted/1r sy.f•n• The latorlte f o r wat.r - ..••• regions in which tea- , ler t' 'hue, ett Pot Itather.ni tipos' ‚item eel teens et oupertneat. e • rate ins Canned Birds freinChins. _ 1. , a t It. only ' , mutt in • ths• • 5 , canning tnests one a ee. tall.. 5• et St Isiah\ apo• t• a, -1.1eU n • sir ned ri» hires troll, ('lin\ Thin blni, r our teen t...: hiren. and as they live is the ?t'''i-. 'hey berOatie ry fat an i leotout. 'flea are esteemed highly in Clins at. ao ir' served with Por- t u gal ierr,Pj, annienee quantitiie ash. Germany its, Made VIM.. inter. Pe. ins experineatte in renting One of these at taled 'aloha the name refer- ring (he la V Pleb) . the vier. tir meal 'tit d may be heated WOMAN'S POWERFUL EYES. When She Turned Them on the Mo- torman He Simply Did. as She Requested. -- A good-looleing woman can make most any man du must any thing. A conductor and a motorman ou a Co- lumbus avenue car found that out the other day, relates the New York Press. The woman in that case 'sas 'tartlet' tarty attractive. The conductor no. lined her when she came into the ear and he noticed her again when she went out. He had reaeon to look at her then, because he gave him au much trouble. She insisted upon his stopping the car at the near side of the street. \I can't du it, madam,\ he said, re- spectfully. \It Is against the rules.\ The woman smiled and repeated her request. \1 wish to get off at this side of Eighty-eighth street,\ she said. \it will inconvenience me greatly to be car- ried to the other side. We are almost there. Please ring the bell.\ There was no withstanding the in- fluence of those greenish -yellowish eyes. As tée conductor explained it after- wards, \he would have had to stop on that corner if he had died for it.\ Ae- eordingly, he rang the bell. The wo- man took her own time at getting off. Before she was safely landed in the street a truck got stallett across the tracks, and the ear was delayed for five minutes on that account. While wait- ing for the obstruction to be cleared away the conductor went forward to In- terview his colleague. \What did you ring for nie to stop here for. anyway?\ complained the motorman. \If we had gone on we'd have missed this breakdown.\ \I couldn't help myself,\ said the conductor. humbly. \She was bound to get off.\ \Gee. Bill,\ laughed the motorman, \yours is a bad case. It's my private opinion that you need a guardian.\ \That's all right,\ returned the eon - (tumor; \Jest wait till you get a pair of that kind of eyes fastened on you,and you'll do something sou oughtn't the same as I did.\ By and by the 1 ar start\! on. At the far corner It stepped auain. A woman stood in tile of the street and • .1 to be tahen on. \Will you kindly let me In the front d\or\\ she said \Can't do is ma'am.\ said the moor - man. \The gate\ lot hill You'll have to co around to the-\ \I peter to come - In this way.\ Paid the waman. quietly. It reek two minute* to unlock the rate ana (aeon it again, hut the motor tran i. When eh, west paarenner had net comfortably the eondue- tor tune In to cot Ili. fare. She turned epee Itan a pair of areenish-yellowleh .›.. \I matte • mietal.e.\ «hie forld gtv$ etly. .1 as,' t o set off at geeente-eitihth etreet. West Instead of rightY-eightb, tif emirs , you won't Make me pay an. ''ti, r litre.\ Ti.. nieternian le not !he altercation and Orneed had. ''Gr, tut Scott!\ re -..id \le that the 'alt.'. \The .ate•• one \tu le. reply. \Wha • 'Ir.! ni'\ a wia rd MA',\ CAR LOADS OF CANDLES. Tias el tag Saleesouti Got au Order That Fairly Took His Stereth Away. \Talk •botit hoe the e lid and Da. euquerable Scsi 4. bletibes e .\ ea, , a Chi. am, drummer. ti.eurding to th. , ro.t. \I sat. ,elling Corliss - t101.•ltinery and teller thing. in the Blatt, Hills -unit» lira.. ago. arAl \Zane ¡too the he atilifill lead ard Deeieteet • ru ui'nu -while there I met a oat ‚ding man from Omaha ir .em• other point aed he SAM III IV.: 1%1 ‚On untlerstasal the areor \11 replied that I thought I did. \ I don't.' he mild *I've je- tted his breath. I wen. tip •r• Lead aro: I had Fame .•wilee to o p i taped o n Grier. of the ilemestake. mine. and It.'e him I had caneles -plenty of 'en. \ • - Gm san.pit be asked shortiy f sod I had eta hue that I eottld get ilium fullieh. • '111..81« 'en, along.\ he entire/1 'I aired the how e for 'amples ar •. pat''! self IM th i hark thinkins I welt it est an order ter pone er . bly 12...tet the hlt.C•sl ord. r I • ... • peer. ti Itt get in the mountain . # \ etemplee rime and ;he, w• r. tip. top I took them ne to Glee and he ‚a'» 'ern a ride' Hope» s t ei n. e • ••preoe good bet.\ be eniff..i. - seem' me teen eatetatis \ e itedoel a , him 10 eee if h.- e s seising, hut hr wash', He Ver haft sn I Was to P.talaCrr• .1 I I. the ma, bark tO 1».184I14 . 0041 tri ing to go t my breath. I sent the order in aril tW• hem- filled It, ('.11' 'i the greateet ‚Ingle t ordu r it iser had. but I n h ingest mind th. •n and eh, re nisto how the e • • • It gets 'het , ' , sigh all feet.'\ In - Light Distress.\ \I heard a or 5 trim th•• other day.\ slid W. II Stow Jr. it was at Win- , st o ill An olit lady anti her two eaugh- • lets three Into „tore rh• ' young %often wore lb' urninr hats \Th' old woman \aid to the . leas: I ' ou nin h 1 ,1 I Ill -Feeling and Feeling Ill. Ohl Doctor (who has had a difference of opinion with MeGolpin)-Good morning, Mrs. MeGolpin. I hear that your husband sent for the new doctor yesterday. Mrs. MeGolpin-He were taken bee suridently, sir, and, knowin• as you was out, he sent for the udder gintlernan. Old Doctor -That was ill -feeling on his part. Mrs. MeGolpin-Sure, and It was, or he wouldn't have had the doctor at an, at arl.-Ally Sloper. Let's Have It. Oh, writers, US know the worst - We must the ',attrition face. go ten us who will be the drat To dramatise the rhadwick case. -Louisvil:e Courier -Journal. HAPPY AT LAST, Farmer -Do I like *inter with th. snow ex feet deep' Well. gay. I haine met one o' them dod•blasted auterbile• fer three weeks.-Chleago Journal. The Scapegoat. ref man who does, 't prosper le erictum wholly Past tad Us can faults he sometimes Irks To 1 , :tone upon a Itt,t on/Miaow' Star - - - - In Exchange. _Gladys -Au, i the met girl you ever wanted to suarrs ? Jerk- I'll be Irani. with sou Totter. not. But ‚outre the first girl I ever asked. In tenser: an, I the first man you '\r act milled 7 Oladt s -I'll lee Penally frank *HI son You are lint you are not the Sis' I should hasp me poet; if any of the ote. • rs hag. rd me .Cas,eing Three Styles. ywing cant, -I le h to get • poho tr hotel, any thin • people late ravoit . Ter. 8001, Here the tar madam. already la seventeenth • 1 be. Voting Lad) -It. of t he roman/ le or realistic •• hoe, • An Irish Wit. Englishman was asking for in- formation about the state of educa- tion in an Irish county. \Can they all read and write?\ \Troth they can, every mother's son of them.\ \Have you no ignoramuses amongst you?\ \Meer a one.\ \Do you know the meaning of the word ignoramus?\ \1 du.\ \What is it?\ \A slaranger like yourself.\ -Tit - Bits. Needed It. Governor of Priosn-You may go now; your eunduct in prison has heed excellent. Here is a sovereign. I hope you' will devote youtself to true, hon- orable businees. Burglar -I certainty elude Governor of Prieen-Well, you can go. Is there anything you want? Burglar- Please, cur, I should like to get my old jemmy. The pole, took it, and I'd like to hove it. It belong,. tu nie.- Tit -Bits. Couldn't Be Spared. \I'd like to get a !node notetach cup, plain white, without any gilding or or- namentation.\ said the customer. \We haven't any of that kind in stock.' announced the salesman, after an in- speetion of the shelves. \There's one in your front window. I'll take that.\ \I can't let you have that. sir. That's our satnple.\-Chicago Tribute. • Reasonable Claim. \We'll dispense with your services sir,\ said Mr Merehant. sternly. \I saw you coming out of a saloon to- day. I told you I'd discharge you fur that. didn't I?\ \Why no. Or.\ regaled Galley. \you said you'd direharga me If you saw Ina going Into hne I think I deserve eome credit for «o: ‚ing ote.\-Phila- delphia Presa. WHEN ‚AXE CAME QUICKLY. Itoolstieller - Neithe: It IN of th. l'.r..aps I am a humh:e • r0 11 e or id:'. ts N V We\' . ever row. Lit Cr, I te: poem. f' lu, besial in (Alf! -Cliteago News BUSINESS. ••lins. motel have too got. litlly\.\' \Fourpenee by pun' tilting the can. Two dumber, inn lit'; in , nntt „ ii „,... indiiltien . i , ; \Pre KM t•Operee I.44 . S 101t It t. illeittee the liner 'air,M (IM IP 110Ta lime a wir, . 4 . -r nu tw „ ynarrr „ nirriinni and 1, ., , get her ane go helveg*\- -March anil the other water. The puncture per. is in light ‚Her. es Otte her a hat „Mt Mills the v.•.. r and the lime to meet. Coneolatior. blue Petit. rs on it ' rnmiutte (a> and the slalom: prie PPP blat (IMO* 11111•\ , at Quite Evident She -And the rea-on too Are •-•• iate get t ing horn. % 30.1 were Oriel. ht a ‚rutile' \ar? Yes itil• t that'. it. dear \W. re mg frightened?' \N.. ',WI, evms take 'hi -t my breath asa' \ \N... I met. e that!\ - Venters etattsonan Where Extremes Meet. Attenti , tn I. e-ing rune(' to the coin - ‚un,'» that Illinois, which distills more whisk, than any other state. also met t h\ number of votes for Swallow Stolid) another illustration of the old adage that \extremes meet • Neli Brunswek Cs: J.) Times. Burned the Ball On\ of the recent incidents of tilt Welsh religious. revival „se the eere- amnions eremation of a hall by the members of the Aberamen Football. club, to rho' hat they were done with tench frivolities a, footbell games. erver 'is .1 I 'et.' e. W.edeal%•• • ins, le Logic of the Law t t tt, fg . 't' • Vito «A) ‚ ',',rhoehane earn.- sere 'eon life insurance?\ asked the -eiee.1 ' „\‚rir of matrimon;a1 knot. A Good Turn ' replied ‚ tic applicant t• t re- lease from rroramht : .en, sirat In the worI•1 t ,, •1 I want ieh A eelis don t vo , him an' 84 , MM/tile • - Bel •44 Isar I de Rare Occurrence in China. The Chinese of inseene I t , the Elea china tailored the freine he, • tot teeming a Mao , h theft railroad thiough the • ity ••• no 'Pry. an aim. r heard of thing. as the Chinese Ion, he- lieved it the worst sacrilege to permit a raiiread colic t he bury mg plat e et • heir dead. _ Always More' Dix Women are never :au fql•••11' ?lix- That's ritht'. Even after she'. squandered his last dollar. ( seek' want. her Mieband to trait her mere! - Detroit Free Press. ' On 011e o'',\ tion. when Robin A iii 'on i „ho was tietulle st K 1; sinning. had cat- :•.efl ...one goods fit it traseter till(ing I.j.. I netomer,t, be „eat delighted with a am over and aboveh is Day need, there rate guile te ‚u\. tine ... Robin; - but maybe I'll he able to . t\ e v • a geld turn ‚Si. Ye ken I'm the u.- \hier. Dee dal. ‚e like ‚\r head 1.•e , Tit-Bits -- --- Vet and Downs \s' 1.h •1 Noshes. that •••1 gelng to ‚It e up de 1•,..thineaa? Mo.es • Vieth, my ley. Fee bought a beaglifte Ilttir place in de eountry. as -heap as dirt. and I in going to shettie down Aaron Den 1 hop- smell shuttle ee first. Moshe., for etm't forget de se- email v. hat nwpel gip- Ali' Sloper. \The Drummer.\ s o • ‚tue dromu..na for drums. St• • •le lar narr a- ur•or.47..na a t. urn t * • torowe • /et altar e. \I al ter . non ilruillita Tt. ti Stun.. (aim Pretty Picture. begun yoa kissing NlyrtIlla ea the 'dark rfleaat • said the icreiteltive ; get 'I tboiteht you tool, hum in there sewn • philtre - es, laughed hr entateur per- werep h. r. ''Mt digit ‚nu - - ears.' It was th prettiest .r tare MI ‚'s.\ I ...held Chi. aro News Why -- Why He Was Jolly. lirl • Yea ought to meet al, irteed tt me,se ewe - taining Pelee sou eve, behteing with humor. Mgt chio' I. tell of Jul •-• ;lad 1110a3 Blinks Indeed? l• he a \niter of hu- mor for the pursue' Jieke No. He's a reader of humor in the papers - N. Y. Weekly _ Of Courage Belo. What are the members of Dr Fourthiyat cons reitation el« king so about\ Nord) Seine uuur on bas opened • laundry se et door •0 their ehureh Betts Dena gee why they should Islet, at that (lei ilinees should b• next to etallatteee. davtild it not? -L. C J. • Bad break. rine had Met accepted him and they weie Mier:fulls discussing the \might- hase-beene Darling. he inquired, in the torte of une who knoe e what the answer wilt he. \dart .nre why didn't you accept that little donkey of a fop?\ \Iteestuse \ she answered dreamIlY. 'I loved another.\- Royal Magazine Popular Belief. - Itat 11h. ' remarked the boarder who had been reading the scientific pages in a pollen( medicine almanac, 'are levla Ible\ - Right >rot are.\ rejoined the cheer- ful idiot. \A. least. those Ir. kisses are simolv 'nut of ' ago Net,
