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ÆÉ\Cuticura f L o v e lin e s s A Clear \ Healthy Skin r V \ \ Innared by Erery-dey P \ Uae o f Cnticara Soap lU U iiiim im im iiiuiH u in u iiuim u iiH iiuiium iiim u m iiiim iiinm im iitiiiuiH im * C A P T A I N S O F A D V E N T U R E By R O G E R P O C O C K Copyright by Bobbe-iferrUl Company THE CO W BO Y PRESIDENT A. D. 1900 Let others appraise the merits of this greatest American gentleman as governor of New York, assistant sec retary of the United States navy, col onel of the Rough Riders, historian of his pet hero, Oliver Cromuell, and, finally, president of the republic. He had spent half his life as an adven turer on the wild frontier breaking horses, punching cows, fighting grizzly bears, before he ever tackled the poli ticians, and he had much more fun by the camp-fire than he got in his mar ble palace. Here is his memory of a prairie fire: “As I galloped by I saw that the fire hud struck the trees a quarter of a voile below me; In the dried timber if instantly sprang aloft like a giant, und roared in a thunder ous monotone as It swept up the coulee. I galloped to the hill ridge ahead, saw that the fire line had already (reached the divide, and turned my horse sharp on his haunches. As I again passed under the trees the fire, running like a race horse in the bush, had reached the road; its wrath was .hot in my face; tongues of quivering flame leaped over my head, and kindled the grass on the hillside fifty yards away.” Thus having prospected the ground he discovered means of saving himself, his companions, and his camp from the rushing flames. It is an old arti fice of the frontier to start a fresh fire, burn a few acres, and take refuge on the charred ground while the storm of flame sweeps by on either hand. But this was not enough. The fire was burning the good pasture of his cattle and, unless stayed, might sweep .away not only leagues of grass, but ricks and houses. \Before dark,” he continues, “ we drove to camp and shot a stray steer, and then split its carcass In two lengthways with an ax. After sundown the wind lulled —two of us on horseback dragging a half carcass, bloody side down, by means of ropes leading from our sad- dlehorns to the fore and hind legs, the other two following on foot with, slickers and wet blankets. “There was a reddish glow in the night air, and the ' waving/ ’ bending lines of flame showed in great bright curves against the hillside ahead of us. The flames stood upright two or three feet high. Lengthening the ropes, one of us spurred his horse across the Theodore Roosevelt. fire line, and then wheeling, we dragged the carcass along It, one horse man being on the burnt ground, the other on the unburnt grass, while the body of the steer lay lengthwise across the line. The weight and the blood smothered the fire as we twitched the carcass over the burning grass, and the two men following behind with their blankets and slickers (oilskins) readily beat out any isolated tufts of flame. Sometimes there would be a slight puff of wind, and then the man on the grass side of the line ran the risk of a scorching. “We were blackened with smoke, and the taut ropes hurt our thighs, while at times the plunging horses tried to break or bolt. It was worse when we came to' some deep gully or ravine—we could see nothing, and simply spurred our horses Into It any where, taking our chances. Down we would go, stumbling, sliding and pitch ing, over cut banks and into holes and bushes, while the carcass bounded be hind, now catching on a stump, and now fetching loose with a ‘pluck’ that brought It full on the horses’ haunches, driving them nearly crazy with fright. By midnight the half carcass was worn through, but we had stifled the fire in the comparatively level country to the eastwards. Back we went to camp, drank huge drafts of muddy water, de voured roast ox-ribs, and dragged out the other half carcass to fight ^the fire In the west. There was some little risk to us who were on horseback, dragging the carcass; we had to reel our way along knife-like ridges In the dark, one ahead and the other behind while the steer dangled over'the preci pice on one side, and in going down the buttes and into the canyons only by extreme care could we avoid get ting tangled in the ropes and rolling, down In a heap.” So nt last the gal lant fight was abandoned, and looking back upon the fire which they had failed to conquer: *Tn the darkness it looked like the rush of a mighty army.” Short of cowboys and lunatics, no body could have Imagined such a feat of horsemanship. Of thni pattern Is frontier adventure— daring gone mad; and yet It is very rarely that the frontiersman finds che day’s work worth recording, or takes the trouble to set down on paper the stark naked facts of an incident more exciting than a shipwreck, more dangerous than a battle, and far transcending the com mon experience of men. Traveling alone in the Rockies, Col onel Roosevelt came at sundown to a little ridge whence he could look Into the hollow beyond—and there he saw a big grizzly walking thoughtfully home to bed. At the first shot, “he uttered a loud moaning grunt and plunged forward at a heavy gallop, while I raced obliquely down the hill to cut him off. After going a few hun dred feet he reached a laurel thicket . . . which he did not leave . . . As I halted I heard a peculiar savage whine from the heart of the brush. Accordingly I began to skirt the edge, 'standing on tiptoe nnd gazing earnest ly In to see If I could not get a glimpse of his hide. When I was at the nar rowest part of the thicket he suddenly left It directly opposite, and then wheeled and stood broadside to me on the hillside a little above. He turned his head stiffly toward me, scarlet strings hung from his lips, his eyes burned like embers in the gloom. I held true, aiming behind the shoulder, and my bullet shattered the point or lower end of his heart, taking out a big nick. Instantly the great bear turned with a harsh roar of fury and challenge, blowing the bloody foam from his mouth, so that I saw the gleam of his white fangs; and then he charged straight at me, crashing and bounding through the laurel bushes so that It was hard to aim. “I waited until he came to a fallen tree, raking him as he topped It with a ball which entered his chest and went through the cavity of his body, but he neither swerved nor flinched, and at the moment I did not know that I had struck him. He came unsteadily on, and In another moment was close upon me. I fired for his forehead, but my bullet went low, entering his open mouth, smashing his lower Jaw, and going Into the neck. I leaped to one side almost as I pulled trigger, and through the hanging smoke the first thing I saw was his paw as he made a vicious side blow at me. The rest of his charge carried him past. As he struck he lurched forward, leav ing a pool of bright blood where his muzzle hit the ground; but he recov ered himself and made two or three jumps onward, while I hurriedly jammed a couple of cartridges into the magazine, my rifle only holding four, all of which I had fired. Then he tried to pull up, but as he did so his muscles ■ seemed to give way, his head drooped, and he rolled over—each of my first three bullets had Inflicted a mortal wound.” This man who had fought grizzly bears came rather as a surprise among the politicians in silk hats. He had the gentry at his back because he was one of the few men of unques tioned birth and breeding who had en tered the political bear-pit since the country squires who followed George Washington. He had all the army at his back because he had charged the heights at Santiago de Cuba with con spicuous valor at the head of his own regiment of cowboys. He had the navy at his back because as assistant secre tary of the navy he had successfully governed the fleet. But he was no poli tician when he came forward to claim the presidency of the United States. Seeing that he could not be Ignored the wire-pullers set a trap for this Inno cent and gave him the place of vice president. The vice president has lit tle to do, can only succeed to the office In the event of the president’s death, and is, after a brief term, frequently barred for life from any further prog ress. “Teddy” walked Into the trap and sat down. But when President McKinley was murdered the politicians found that they had made a most surprising and gigantic blunder. By their own act the cowboy bear fighter must succeed to the vacant seat as chief magistrate of the republic. President Roosevelt happened to be away a£ the time, hunt ing bears In the Adirondack wilder ness, and there began a frantic search of mountain peaks and forest solitudes for the missing ruler of one hundred million people. When he was found, and had paid the last honors to his dead friend, William McKinley, he was obliged to proceed to Washington, and there take the oath. His women folk had a terrible time before they could persuade him to wear a silk hat and frock coat, but he consented even to that for the sake of the gorgeous time he was to have with the politicians afterward. The K I T C H E N CABINET t « « i j . l , Y t C S k C l i l L u l u t í . / W E E KLY M E N U SUGGES TIONS As the spring draws near, green vegetables will be coming Into the market and the garden suppyllng fresh green things such as green onions, radishes, spinach and lettuce. Lettuce is grown In such hbundunce now that it may be purchased the year round, In most markets, very reason able In price. • SUNDAY — Breakfast: Omelet, muffins, doughnuts. Dinner: Roast of beef, franconla potatoes. Supper: Bread and cheese sandwiches, lettuce salad. MONDAY — Breakfast: Griddle cakes, sausage. Dinner: Spoon br,ead. Supper: Cheese custard. TUESDAY — Breakfast: Oranges, poached eggs. Dinner: Veal stew with dumplings. Supper: Potato soup., WEDNESDAY — B r e a k f a s t : Oranges, corn flakes and cream. Din ner: Round of beef en casserole. Sup per: Milk toast. THURSDAY— Breakfast: French toast. Dinner: Cream of spinach soup. SuDper: Macaroni and cheese. FRIDAY— Breakfast: Poached eggs on toast. Dinner: Fried fish. Sup per: French fried potatoes. - SATURDAY— Breakfast: Omelet. Dinner: Apple pie. Supper: Baked beans, fresh rolls. Franconia Potatoes. Parboil, for ten minutes, potatoes of uniform size, then place around the roast, rolling them In the fat and turning occasionally so that they are well browned. Spoon Bread. Tnke two cupfuls of sweet milk, add one cupful of cornmeal and cook until it makes a smooth mush; add two cupfuls of buttermilk, half a tensponn- ful of soda, one teaspoonful of salt, three well-beaten eggs, mix well nnd bake In a pudding dish. Serve from the dish. Cheese Custard. Spread several slices of bread with butter, lay in a buttered baking dish, make a custard of a pint of milk, two eggs, salt and cayenne to taste, pour over the bread and bake until the custard Is set. Serve hot. Round of Beef en Casserole. Put one-fourth of a cupful of suet In a hot casserole, add one cupful each of the following: celery, carrots, onion, and chopped hnm. Cook the vegetables until brown, lay In a slice of round steak and cover with more of the same mixture. Cook until the vegetables are tender, remove the vegetables, spread over the meat a layer of raisins and continue cooking another hour and a quarter. Give me the money that has been spent in war. and I will clothe every man, woman and child In an attire of which kings and queens would be proud. I will build a s.choolhouse in every valley over the whole earth. I will efrown every hillside with a place of wor ship consecrated to the goBpel of poace.-—Charles Sumner. A FEW COMMON DISHES It is the ordinary, every-day food which we serve so often tha: is of the most Interest to us, and when we can, with a little manipula tion, create some thing very tasty from the common foods, something worth while. Braised Beef.— T ry out two thin slices of fat salt pork and remove the scraps. Wipe three pounds of beef cut from the round and sprinkle with salt, pepper and Hour; brown the sur face In hot fat, turning carefully not to allow the juices to escape. Place on a trivet In a deep baking pan and surround with these vegetables: One- fourth cupful each of onion, turnip, cel ery and carrot, all cut fine; add one-half teaspoonful of peppercorns and salt. Cover with three cupfuls of boiling water, cover closely and cook at sim mering temperature for four hours. Baste the meat every half hour and turn it after the second hour. Serve with a brown 6auce made from the liquor in the pan. Date Puffs.— Take cream puffs and fill with a mixture of chopped dates, a teaspoonful of lemon juice and sweet ened whipped cream. Fried Salt Pork.— Cut the salt pork Into thin slices and score each rind four times. Dip Into flour and corn- meal— two parts cornmeal and one part flour. Put Into a greased, hot frying pan and cook until crisp and brown on both sides. Remove the pork and strain the fat. Put one and one-half tablespoonfuls of fat into the pan, add two and one-half tablespoon fuls of flour, one cupful of milk, salt to season and a little pepper, one ta blespoonful of butter nnd one and oue- half cupfuls of hot boiled potato cubes. Cold Slaw.—Slice firm cabbage and put Into a dish of cold water to crisp. Drain and pour over the following dressing at serving time: To two well beaten eggs add one-half cupful of sour cream and cook over hot water until thick; take from the fire and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, one-half teaspoonful of salt and a dash of cayenne. When the dressing Is cold add to the well-drained cabbage. PROFESSIONAL NURSE SAYS TANLAC HAS NO EQUAL Mrs. J. Clark Says Tanlac W a s More Than Match for Her Troubles. By reason of the fact that she speaks from her long experience as a professional nurse, the statement of Mrs. J. 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You know how It la — she gave me no notice whatever.” \Very annoying.\ “The houseninid, however, put on one of my gowns and filled it beatrtJ- fully.” “ That wns helpful.” \Yes and I won her week's wage».* Leading Question “Father,\ said Myra, “why didn’t you tell me you had had this rustic seat vnrnlshed? When Charlie Robinson and I sat down on It last night he got varnish all over his coat and trousers.” “ Oh, did he? But what about yon 7* asked father. C h ild r e n C r y f o r “ C a s t o r ia ” A Harmless Substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups — No Narcotics! Mother! Fletcher’s Castoria has been In use for over 30 years to relieve Dables and children of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhea; illaylng Feverishness arising there- !rom, and, by regulating the Stomach ind Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food ; giving natural sleep without oplutes. The genuine bears signature o f Shrewd Guess i \I heerd tell In town today,\ related Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, upon his return from a shopping expedition to the county seat, “ that they arrested a member of the legislater yesterday.” “ Good land l\ ejaculated Mrs. John son. “What for?” “I didn’t nsk. I judged, though, that It was for being a member of the legis later.”—Kansas City Star. Children's handkerchiefs often look hopeless when they come to the laun dry. Wash with good soap, rinse In water blued with Red Cross Ball Blue. —Advertisement. Questions Need Answers What do I owe to my times, to my country, to my neighbors, to my friends? Such are the questions which a virtuous man ought to ask himself often.—Lavater. Right H e Was The grammar lesson proceeded smoothly enough until the teacher asked a small boy what kind of a noun “ trousers” was. “ It’s an uncommon noun,\ was the reply, “because It's singular at the top and plural at the bottom.”—London Tit-Bits. 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