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Le to 18 0. 3r 0. id ta id 113 r - IS 70 10 3) , Lt. th 10 - n- lI- st r, at ie- or nt 1- 111 Lp. atom id kIlls cheap. ml ti Iller lce r. 4 3 1 1 1 1 • 4 She Wrote it. The mother of an eight -year -old girl wished to send' her on an eland to the grocery. \Get a can of peas,\ said the moth- er ; \they're little peas. I think they are called Lilliputian pens.\ \I can't ever remember that name,\ said the small girl. \Very well,\ said the motlier, \then write It down. And thIS was the puzzle she present- ed tlw grocer: \One can Lilly Puh Shun peas.\ The Way She Dressed Him. \What do you want to be when you grow up?\ was asked of a small boy by the visitor. \Oh said he, \I want to be a man, but I think mamma wants DIP to be latly.\—Buffalo News. - -- Judicial Pun. A certeln judge was trying a cast where a dealer sued a steamship voile pany for the loss of some pigs in u tire on beard a cross , iittitnel boat. It came out in evidence that the steamer had a large deck load, and lure the damage Was greatest. The judge thus began his charge to the jury: \Gentlemen to put these pigs on deck was a rash act, but to fry thew was a rasher.\ When the Rear Is the Front. \What do you hear from your boy at the front?\ \He writes that he is still at the rear.\ Washington schools have dropped German language study. Don't Poison Baby. F onnr YEARS AGO almost every mother thought her child must have PAREGORIC or laudanum to make it sleep. These drugs will produce sleep, and a FEW. DROPS TOO MANY will produce the SLEEP ., FROM WHICH THERE IS NO WAKING. Many are the children who have been killed or whose health has been ruined for life by paregoric, lauda- num and morphine, each of which is axiarootio product of opium. Druggists are prohibited from sellieg either of the narcotics named to children at all, or to anybody without labelling them \poison.\ The definition of \narcotic\ is: \A medicine which relieves pain and produces sleep, but which in poison. ous doses produces stupor, coma, convulsions and death.\ The taste and smell of medicines containing opium are disguised, and sold under the name of \Drops \Cordials \Soothing Syrups,\ etc. You should not permit any medicine to be given to your children without you or your physician know of what it is composed. CASTORIA DOES NOT CONTAIN NARCOTICS, if it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher. Genuine Casten& always bears the signature of , Help $_ave the Harvest Canadian When Our Own Harvest Requirements Are Completed United States Help Badly Needed Harvest Hands Wanted Military demands from a limited population have made such a scarcity of farm help in Canada that the appeal of the Canadian Government to the United States Government for Help to Harvest the Canadian Grain Crop of 1918 Meets with a request for all available assistance to GO FORWARD AS SOON AS OUR OWN CROP IS SECURED The Allied Armies must be fed and therefore it is necessary to save every bit of the crop of the Continent—American and Canadian. Those who respond to this appeal will get a -Warp Welcome, Good Wages, Good Board and Find Comfortable Homes A card entitling the holder to a rate of one cent per mile from Canadian boundary points to destination and return will be given to all harvest applicants. Every facility will be afforded for admission into Canada and return to the United States. Information as to wages, railway rates and routes may be had from the UNITED STATES EMPLOYMENT SERVICE BUTTE; BILLINGS; GREAT FALLS . ; HAVRE; HELENA; KALISPELL; MISSOULA; LEWISTON. a HAD LAUGH ON GERMAN SPY Salesmanship. \What is your Idea of a good sales- man?\ \A bald-headed barber who can sell hair tonic.\ How Charles M. Schwab Made Monkey Out of Emissary of the Kaiser. a \Charles M. Schwab had an edven- ture with a German spy.\ said a Phil- ruielphia editor, \a sititrt time- before we entered tiw war. \Mr. Schwab went out to Chicago on some munitions business, and the spy dogged him like a shadow all the way—dogged idin all over the Windy city. too. \One evening, to fool the fellow, Mr.' Schwab wrote some fake telegrams In the hotel library, and then he tore a couple of the telegrams up, scattered them on the floor and hurried (rain the room. \The spy, who was, of course, right on the jot, didn't foil OW him out right away. That was what lie had expect- ed, and so after a bit he stole back on tiptoe to take Mr. Spy by surprise. \What he saw made him smile. The spy was 110W11 011 ills 111111418 and knees gntherIng up and putting together the torn bits of fake telegram. \Mr. Schwab, standing in the don” - way, wive a loud laugh. Then he meld: \ 'Boy Ed. or Von Pape!). or what- ever your mune is. Bin I:leased to see that you GerlIDITIS care more about sernps of paper now than y•oo used to. , ee • One Thing That Holds Its'Own. Everything 'dee is getting smaller— donglinuts and cakes end pies—but the \piece of mind\ we get from our critics is the same old :regulation size. —Mehiphis Commercial Annelll. Its Speedy Class. \What kind of a cycle is the world ftving In now?\ \I rather think it is n motor -cycle.\ Any man who Is dead In love with himself should be burled In oblivion. SAVING WHEAT is only one 600d point for POST TASTES ASTIIMADOR AVERTS-REUMWES HAY FEVER ASTHMA Begin Treatment NOW All Dilate/4S Guaracttee DAISY FLY KILLER 016 \d anYwheret attracts and kills all flies. Neal, clean, ornamental, convenlen6 cheap. Sara all sewn. Made of meal. ranlepla or tip o”r ; will not or allure anythin g . Goer. enteed effort...a Sold by dealers, or 6 oent.by es. r em, prepaid, for 111,115. NAPIOLD 60.61PS. ISO Or ells AVE.. 10100111.‘N. N. Y. PATENTS we t son sc.Oolleman,Wast- ingtoo.D.C. Books free High - *et reform:ices. Beet manila. Soldiers Soothe Skin Troubles With Cuticura Soap. Ointment. Talcum 25e. each. Samples of \Clettcara.Dept.S our Granulated Eyes inflamed by expo - Eyelids. sure to Sue, Dail and Mad Eyes quickly relieved by Maine r u y s e t Re E m y e e dy. o N ni o i S o m.rty rt a ,i Your Druggists or by mail 60c per Bottle. For Cook el the Eye free write . 61/ Muria. Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. W. N. U., BILLINGS, NO. 33--1918. • Of Course You've Noticed That. When n young. man gets too fresh somebody' is sure to favor him with a 431 . I hcring look. Beautiful, clear white clothes delights the laundress who uses Red Cross Bali Blue. All grocers. Adv. • . There Was But One. \Oh may dear,\ S11111 the new proud mother to her husband, \I wish yoie could- see the new baby across the; way. It's perfectly lovely! Hitch n delicate, sweet little creature as it Is! It's a perfect Ilith. cherub, ivith the loveliest eyes, the -sweeteut little mouth, and the cunningest little 110SP. It looks as If it had just dropped froth heaven, andi every tiny fel lure land been fashioned by the angels ' \Is it as nice as our baby?\ quickly asked her husband. \Mercy no Not half !\ was the emphatic reply that en inc from the al - (laity of the dainty -ruffled crlb.—Den- ver Post. Very Mich So: \How are the German troops do log?\ \I notice by . the news reports they are still in the running.\ , THZ FkANFORD WORLD Motorman's Goldenrod Almost Caused Trouble WASIIINGTON.—It is right erirly it; the season for goldenrod, but there are always pioneers. One blossom, anyhow, must have started in to bloom ahead of official fall wedding , . tor a motorman had it stuck In his cap as he breezed his (air toward the capi- tol the other afternoon. • • The yellow ot it caught the inter- est of an oldish couple, who smiled at each other, the way comrades do some trifle recalls associations that belong to both. Also, the sprig passed its talk -value on to u couple of fellows, ont‘of whom must have ILLI•I experiences ii go by: \Ills girl gave him that.\ Ills companion,. being a trill, - younger and therefore a whole hit wiser, knew better. \Belcher he sailL•k It there to make her believe his other girl gave it to him. lit , knows how to make 'em jealous, all right. Oh. ley, mite man. did I SiloW \II the postcard Lit sent me from colonial Beach? ' It's a dandy.\ The other responded with a suddenness which Implied his right to be considered %%hen 1.II's fnvors were ILL•iiig passed around. \Let's look.\ The younger fellow fumbled iii Id , pockets find thi•ii remarked with mad- dening nonchatlam•e that he must lecLe left it in his ether coat. \Your other coat—huh.\ That was every word he uttered, but—take it from dear Mei-vette— enough Is always enough. There was no other coat. . The two foolish yi - ungsters, 1or , I love tlwin, grinned over the show down. and that was all there was to it, unless—unless you 1131V0 a memory of yoUr own for goldenrod all fringed arourol a cool spring. with big trees OVPHIP1111, the old Chesapeake swishing in and out neross the bench—iiml dear live things flashing in the nir—and chirping in the bushes—and crawling under roots and—everything. Read This and Learn Proper Name for Grapefruit UE IS a nice man from 'way down south in •Dixie. And he has a room in the home of an equally nice woman, who is helping to win the war. With a kindly thoughtfulness which is one of the reasons that make iii\ lithe nice, he brought the woman a bag of fruit the other day. It was 51 bulgy bag filled with yel- low bulls that the woman accepted as grapefruit. But It wasn't grapefruit. The men said so, and he knew. a \Down 1011110, where this fruit grows, we cull it ponwhi, in honor of the man who Introduced it into this country from . the far East. We have always called it 'winch), and we al- ways shall, because lamed() Is its proper name.\ .And you couldn't ask a better reason, could you, seeing that pomelo neither looks nor tastes like 11 grape? If you notice, few discoverers get tlw immortality due them In the matter of names, whether it be a Columbus, who founded a continent, or a Pomelo, who provided it with something new In frail—but don't worry. It is just one of the little kinks In human nature that will be strtened out as soon as the well-known millennium• comes our way. Mrs. Frank Leslie, formerly of New York and now of heaven, was a prominent promoter of the popularity of prom+) In the North, and frankly conceded her share In renaming the fruit for the reason, as she explained, \the big balls grow in clusters like grapes.\ In the present wisdom to which she has attained, Mrs. Leslie doubtless realizes the entireloollsimess of robbing a man of what you might literally call the fruit of his labor—we have to go to heaven to see things like that. Also, grapefruit tastes better when you call it pomelo. Try it once. And the Women Simply Couldn't See Him at All A RE Washington women gannet? Now, I don't propose to answer that question. All I want to do is set forth something I saw happen on a street car the other afternoon, and leave it to you to answer the question as you will. The car was one of these rukideor affairs In which Innocent pas- sengers are packed to the tune of \Plenty of room up front.\ He was an inoffensive -looking man with a large bundle in his arms. The bundle, wrapped in paper and tied with string, had all the seeming of a windmill. In reality it was an electric fan, as was apparent to prying eyes from the fact that a bit of the brass blade had penetrated the wrapper. (41.- Now an electric fan is pretty heavy. And when two hands are required to hold nail guard It that lenveF few hands to hang onto straps dwitit. And there aren't any' straps 011 theme cars, anyway. The best you can do is grab the back of a seat, or let your closely packed neighbors of the nroment hold you up ,by mere juxtaposition. Every Prat In that car was occupied by a woman. They whre resting from their arduous shopping of the afternoon. The man, who for lo! these twenty -some years. he told me afterward, has been rising from his seat and giving It to W0111011 in the street cars, thoUght that maybe this time the tallies would be turned. \These kind ladles,\ he thought. \will see what difficulty I am hitting with this thing and 'will take pity on me. Surely one of then' will be sport enough to get up and offer me her , ent.\ lie eagerly looked around for the \sport.\ But all the women were looking out the windows. Zeal May Be Overdone, but the World Needs It T WO woman clerks started to walk to work In the earirdays of car crushes and have kept it up ever sinet—golng and coming without missing a day. Also they have developed the crte , ading zeal of the reformer,- and with the loftiest Intentions fit' the world are making life raspy for friends who pre- fer to ride. \It is so much healthier. don't you know, and look at what we save. If you would only take the trouble to rise a bit earlier—all it requires Is will power and—alf that and more. But there are always others. One of them Is a man In the satin' office, whom the crusaders have known years enough to nag into salvation, regard- less of the world -old fact that people— good, honest, everyday Nople—obJecc to being made over by pat(erns not of their own choosing. For days and weeks growing into months he has cheer- fully accepted their reformatory raide hut—you know about that last straw— the other morning he settled them with a masculine protest which he doubt- less considered originnl, but which Socrates got In ahead of him, and no tell. hug how many others In eons gone before. \That's the worst of you good women. You never know when to let go.\ For that time, anyway, the crusaders went down in defeat, -but all the Same, brothers, what sort of a world would this be for you and for all of us U. 'rood women should learn to let go? (You SHOULD SEE Tii . SWELL. POSWARD Lit 3eft ME 'Kr je . \\% WALKING (MAKS 6NE BEAUTIPUL - His Disappointment. \I found a letter lying on the side- walk this morning.\ grumbled old itiley Rezzidew of Petunia. \It was sigtted 'ImriIv.' and at tIrSt 114 if it might be worth reading. .1lut when I bad read the first line (or two, which snit!, 'John mid I went to Bethel to the ILIg singing hist Sunday,' I just ihrowed it (10W11 again. NVlint kind of a letter was that to lose on the pub- lic street?\—Kansas City Star. Fiery Red Pimples. A hot bath with Cuticura Soap followed by tin implication of Oakum °Int- nient to distressing eezemns, etc., proves their wonderful properties. For free samples address \Cuticura Dept. N. Boston.\ At druggists und by mall, Neap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.—Adv. What Englishwomen Are Doing. Six bamdred end .eventeen thousand English women Mu\ .• gone hito bush- ness--111S.000 into II 01'111111.111 1,081. 1 1011 ; 62.011111 11110 1 n111 , 11011 ; itOO 1111.) Oinking SIDI 1111011eP ; :107,000 il110 N1.111111; 11101 01.1'11411 DoSilloils.-- rfolll MeK. C. It. Drug Toities. Smile, smile, beautiful clear white clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue. American made, therefore best. All grocers. Ad,. Tribute to a Foe. 'Vim teli me Cii,cy the en:Or:let:0r (VHS 11Pettriltoll for bra VITy,” 811111 31r. Ha Irerty. \Ile %vsns,\ replied Mr. Dolan. \Ile . .. %%semen' n black eye I gave him.\ A timorous dollar never gets very far. TO AU WOMEN WHO ARE ILL This Woman Recommends Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege- table Compound -A ler Personal Experience. McLean, Neb.—\ I want to recent - mend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to all women who suffer from any functional disturbance, as it has done me more , good than all the doctor's medicine. Since taking it I have a fine healthy baby girl anti have gained in health and strength. My hus- band and I both praise your tned- ieine to all suffering women.\—Mrs. Jo IN KOPI1ILMANN, R. No. 1, McLean, Nebraska. This famous root and herb remedy, Lydia E. Pinkhain's Vegetable Com- pound, has been restoring women of America to health for more than forty ye:1ra and it will well pay any woman who suffers from displacernenta, in- flammation, ulceration, irregularities, backache, headaches, nervousness or \the blues\ to give this successful reniedy a trial. For special auggeetions in regard to your ailment write Lydia E. Pinkharn Medicine Co., Lynn, Macs. Tho result of its long experience is at your service. GOOD-BYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY AND BLADDER TROUBLES For centuries t111 OVP1' the world COLD MEDAL Haarlem lull has af- forded relief in thousands upon thou- sands of eases of lame buck; lumbego . . sciatica, rheumatism, gall:4101MS, grav- el and all other affections of the kid- ney's, liver, „stomach, bludder and\ 111- 11111 Org11118. It eels quickly. It (IOW: Ito' work. It cleanses your klilite:44 and purifies the blood. It Makes n new mom it 1101V W011111 41, of you. It frequently wards off *Mocks of the dread and fatal disteases of the kid- neys. It often completely cures the distressing diseases of the organs if the body allied with the bladder and kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine, sed- iment, or \brickdust\ Indicate an un- healthy condition. Do not delay a minute If your bark aches or you are sore across the loins or have diflimilty when urinating. Go to your druggist at once and get a box of Imporleil G( 11.11) lien oil Capsules. They are plensinit and 1.! 'Sy lit h a h Knell Mins about 0111. dose of live drops. 'Enke them just ilke *mu would any pill. 'Cake a small swallow of water If you want to. They dissolve In the stolmich, and the kidneys sLaik lilt MO 1111 like mu S110110' (10I'S tinter. They , thoroughly cleanse and wash out lite bladder mai kidne3':4 and throw off the Inflammation whirli Is the cause of the trouble. They will qulekly relieve those stiffened Joints, that backache, rheumatism, lumbitgo, atones, grnvel, \litlekilust etc. They lire an effective remedy for all ills. PlISPS (if the Wielder, kidney, liver, sitminch and millied OrgIIIIS. l'onr druggist ti -Ill cheerfully refund your money If yon 111'0 1101 setisneil after a few ilnys' use. Aecept only the pure. orignuil 11(11.1) MEI ).%I. lianriem 1)11 l'apsules. None other gemilne.—Adv. Watch Your Stomach In Hot Weather A Cool, Sweet, Strong Stomach Your Best Safe- guard Against Summer Sickness \Keep your stomach in good work- ing order during the hot summer months and you will have little to fear In the way of sickness\ the advice many physicians give as hot weather approaches. Good, sound, common sense advice; too. For very frequently, and especial- ly in hot weather, these common stom- ach disorders which so many people seem to regard as of minor importance, do open the way for serious illness. So keep your stomach sweet, cool and comfortable all summer long.The extra war work—change of diet—poi- sons that come with hot weather—all bit us in the stomach. The strongest stomach will need help this summer as never before. The one easy way if you have the right remedy is to rid the stomach of too much acid. Because Ws superacid- ity that interferes with digestion and assimulation, and this Reuses about all those stomach miseries you are so familiar with—heartburn,food repeat- . Trying It* Out. \Why did the kaiser tire pm?\ \For 'nuking a speech it lie -11 t% as not nee reeeived.\ \Tough inek. kamerad.\ \Ail tile more, since It was one be ‘111111. 11111181.1f.\—Louls‘1111. courier lotirtimi I. - ing, indigestion, sour, gassy stomach and that miserable, bloated, puffed-up condition after eating. Now here is good news. An easy, sure relief has been found to get rid of the harmful acidity and gases in the stomach. It is called EATONIC, a good tasting eompottud that you eat : est like candy. A tablet or two of ATONIC after meals will work won- ders. You can have no idea of what sure, quick comfort EATONIC brings until you do try it. Use EATONIO after your meals, enjoy a good appetite and get full strength from fhe food you est. At the same time protect your- self from summer stomach and bowel miseries. Get a big box of EATONIO from your druggist today. He will tell you t that people who have used EATONIO say that they never dreamed that any- thing could give such quick and won- derful results. It costs only 5Qc a box and if it fails in any way, your drug- gist, who you know and trust, will re- turn your money. - — When He's Happy. t‘frs. Plittistish --Does your husband enjoy good health? Mrs. Itensonliiirst- Ile doesn't seem to. He's 11P5Pr renlly happy 111111.8l4 110 thinks, there's something the matter with him. The Cut Direct. • Extremes Meeting. \If I give you a meal will you cut \Whitt did Mundt* do when 11 -111 In main grills?\ skied au ii positive answer?\ \Lady. I'll rut it dead I'll steam ter \she gave him a decided negative.\ notice it.'' - - - coming to farmers from the rich wheat fields of Western Canada. Where you can buy good farm land ' • at $15 to $30 per acre and raise from 20 to 45 bushels of $2 wheat to the acre it's easy to make money. Canada offers in her provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta 160 Acre Homesteads Free to Settlers and other land at very low prices. Thousands of farmers from the U. S. or their sons are yearly taking advantage of this great opportunity. Wonderful yields also of Oats, Barley and Flax. Nixed Farming is fully as profitable an industry as grain raising. Good schools; markets convenient; climate excellent. Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates , tp Supt. Immigration, Ottawa, Canada. or to W. E. Black, Clifford Mock, &sad Forks,N.D.; J. L Porte, Duos Block, Crest Falls, Most. Canadian uovernment Agents 3
