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I. THE STANFORD WORLD THE JOY OF MOTHERHOOD Came to this Woman after Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to Restore Her Health Ellensburg, Wigth.—\ After I was married I was not well for a long time and a good deal of the time was not abha to go about. Our greatest desire was to have a child in our home and one day my husband came back from town with a bottle of Lydia t. Pink. ham's Vegetable Compound and wanted me to try it. It brought relief from my troubles. I improved h health so I could do my housework; we now have a little one, all of which I owe to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.\— Mrs. 0. S. JOHNSON, R. No. 3, Ellensburg, Wash. There are women everywhere who long for children in their homes yet are denied this happiness on account of some functional disorder which in most cases would readily yield to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 'Such women should not give up hope until they have given this wonderful medicine a trial, and for special advice Write Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. The result of 40 years experienee is at your service. Clear Your Skin While You Sleep wiel Cuticula • mple each In , t.! '•Cutleura, Dept. E, Soateir.\ PATENTS Watson E. Coleman Patent Lawyer,WsehIngton, H. O. Advice and books free. Saws reasonable. Highest references. Beetserricas. Handing It to Him. \Ad.\ sate Eve. coyly, as she winked nt the snake imbeknownst to Adam. \you are the one man in the world for me,\ Thee she banded film the tipple. Always use Red Cross Ball Blue. Delights the laundress. At all good grocers. Adv. FIND HUMOR IN AD COLUMNS Notices Not intended to Be Funny, but Are Made So by Their Pe- culiar Wording. -- Advert isethents are vagarious things us. for , example, these, which were nil actaally prided: \A remote -table young woman wants wash- inge\'I will make, coats, caps, and loons for ladies out of their own skills.\ \I waut an overseer who van take care of eekel sheep who e1131 speak French fluently.\ \Wanted—A girl who can 1.011k; One Mill Will make a good strnte\ \I want a 111r , 11111111 with a strong Re- nnin nose with strong religions tendem cies.\ \I will sell a fiddle of old wood I made out of my own head and have wood left enougb for another.\ \For 141111 , —A siiiuill stock of the slime whisky drunk by his majoosty on his reeent visit to Dublin.\ \One hundred dollars rewnrol for the recovery of the body of Bale Short. drowned in the river MI the night of the 17111. The toady cunt he reetesnized los- the fact that Short had an impediment in his speech.\ Fruit High in Belgium. Yon woulen't mild to pay $1 tor two pounds Mel :1 half of apples, would yon? Well, that•s the current price in Belgium. *del if you wiluted flint ninny russets you would have to pay up to 51.30. even thomgh they would he specked and (nil of worms. other traits have about the same prices: Pears, 45 cents meter; lemons. 110 cents emit. and grapes about $2.50 n pound. Recently at Liege pickled her- rings were placed on snip; the ration was One belling 10 a person, at the price of 31 cant apiece.—Belgian Bullet In. Me Wear and Tear on that boy of yours during the active years of childhood and youth necessitates a real building food. Grape -Nuts supplies the essentials for vigorous minds and bodies M any a6e. \There's e, Rebsori' moomp. Amok WASHINGF „ , , , „0„ N g. .F:A iirrf 1 1 ' tll _ OCA.N )intit c l 'A °P• • (-• W il d ' ,,,, 4 11171W, 111•11 VVr \ , .. AM . . k t: a. • ) 1ii --- 111141a/aJONPO Il l rl re . \ r 4, „) - 4 ...... g -----. . 11, — 77 : Mita Ilt 11 11 161 -,,, ... Here's Laundry Hint Gleaned From the Marines W ASHINGT0N.—Information always 1 - znes In handy, especially when you hook it while fishing for something else. As the American and French flags were raised at the celebration of Bastille day every matt en the Ellipse took off his lint except the marines on guard. - A patriotic young lady, who is go- ing to henven when she dies, pro- vided she takes as good care of her soul us of her glassy pink finger nails, objected to the omission, but as no one paid the least attention to her, that was all there was to that—ex- cept: A woman who happened to be standing next a uniformed youngster on camp leave Inquired into the matter and learned that no Marine may take off his bat when he is weariug his loch. Being a sociable chap, glad of the chance to talk to so obviously a nice woman, he told of soldier life generally, until he came tit last to the Inside Information that: \Every marine is his own chink.\ This explains for you why it Is that some uniforms look so much niftier than others, front a laundry point of view. Also. It may account for a wise government's changing army blue for it color that won't shOw dirt. You have to know the reason of it thing to have proper respect for its value. A marine has to wash a uniform every day—and be has four, unless it may be inure or less, for a listener gets the wires crossed now mid then—and he uses a brush Instead of a washboard, which saves wear and tear on the garments, to say nothing of his knuckles and immortal vont. So now you know what to do %viten tubbing time comes to help you win the war, and also—which is really. more important—the lady of the glassy pink nails will find from this important document just why the marines kept on their hats. Woman Is Going to Insist on Tucks and Frills fir ASHION hasn't worn cotton since the war. Everything is silk.\' The clerk sale It to a mere everyday customer who had dared to mention petticoats. With the information went a couple of shrugs that told each other that of course some women would continue to stick to cotton, with an- other shrug to finish the inference with the prosper shading of scorn. Official information is a handy thing to own, but it has its drawbacks. It put worry lines between the eyes of the customer as she left the shop. wondering what is going to happen with skirtles on the blink. But site. Blight have saved herself the wear and tear of her emotions, for Ono first . person site saw when she got (outside was a broom -handle sister Who insisted upon wearing her tucks and frills to the very beach Of the River of Styx. And after that, at comforting intervals, came: le e teemeadously stout woman who didn't give a hang for straight fronts, but wore her contour as unconcernedly as If she were the first edition de Milo, diked off In spotty black lawn. A middle-aged woman with the sort of Roman chin that will Insist upon what it wants until kingdom come, and one of the things the woman appar- ently wanted just then to the extent of possessing Iu all its glory was a white skirt showing lace inserts under blue flowered mull. There were others, but these will serve, so the customer's worry lines went out of business, and as woman must express herself or die she paused before a plaster lady in a store window—a passe plaster lady, chipped n trifle and elotped In a shopworn suit marked down. \Wax fatties may do as they blamed please, but you and I and the rest of us runs of the mill are going to stick to our coaties, even after the tem - , when knickers come In fashion.\ And anybody who supposes that plaster lady failed to smile response is simply not acquainted with plaster ladies, Proof That Kind Act Is Not Always Appreciated A N AUTOMOBILE stood In front of a theater. It was an Imposing car of brown leather, burnished brass nnd allied flags, and as its owner came out of the the , ater--movie—and was getting aboard, two girl children, asked with the wheedling confidence—some call It imprudence—that goes with bum - ain't' never been In R nautymobile.\ , The man paid no attention and *GIVE US A (SAT cence and shedding teeth: \Say mister, give us a ride. Jinny , MISTER7 RIDE whizzed away. They were only tads of the street, but it would have beep worth while, perhaps, to give two stepchildren of fortune a memory that might have lasted them a lifetime. And perhaps. twain, have got the host arrested for kidnaping—you never can tell. It seems the right thing always to do a kindle- action offhand, but consider the case of one friendly man who lives up Capitol hill way: Being a stranger here for reeponsible war work, lie naturally getk a bit lonely for oldtime friepds and associations, but being also a wholesome and buoyantly healthful person, soul and body, takes all the pleasures that come his way and always does his best to pass them on. The other afternoon his car was at the curb, and, aset was inconvenient just then for the Nene in the house to go ridieg, he humored the children next door who had been begging him for pennies. cones and the like, by taking two of them for a ride. When he returned after a short spin it was supposed that urns all there was to it, but, dear me, no! The mother objeeted to u strange! iinitt taking her children in his car. So, you see, you never can tell. Possibly Wartime Conditions Brought This About H E WAS the happiest man In Washington. That's a pretty broad statement, but he said it himself, and he ought to know. \You see, It is this way.\ he was heard to say; \For ninny months I had been eating around, here find there and everywhere. And sone- thing always bothered me. Maybe you have experienced . it. In winter and summer It is always the saute, only the medium is changed. \Talk United States? Sure! Willa I'm complaining nixed is that In weir - time Washington—In winter, say -- you can't ever get your second cup of coffee as hot as the first, or welt as much cream In it. And in runneer the second glass of ice ten Is warm. Ask me not why this Is true. There Is no valid reason why the second cup of coffee should not be as hot as the first, or why the second cup should be 'dark' instead of 'light.' Nor have I ever been able to find a real excuse for your second glass of Ice tea coming to you lukewarm, with im invisible piece of ice in it. \I threatened, besought nnd bewailed, and all web e of no avail. , I must go through life, I thought, accepting a lukewarm second cup of coffee and a tepid second glass of Ice tea. \But now all that is changed. My wood cup of coffee Is steaming Find lily second, glass of Ice tea looks like an iceberg afloat on an flintier see bit, boy!\ COFFEE °Lik 1 is HOT RUSSIA NEVER REAL NATION Pessimistic Muscovite Explains the Ti lie Situation In the Former Empire of the Czar. \We're 11 nation of artists and VIM 11111 reach is thriough our clings—give us ui poem. a plav. titre, mid we enn imitate it, or en trove Ott it. You send is C11 1,1141 itilhi 11 l'111S hellileSs13 :1111) !!!11111111 V1111 1 111/11):Alt IIIISSIll NVI1S it linge That wns ui Iiitiiiii built tip it -It regime. eitieli ittenewhile I It till 1114'1111111y. AS 11 mat or at. Russia exteeds for a tee :mired kilometers. north. south. ea - t .1 west of lloseow. Tit.. rest wit. I. •reign country. held togother lox, for. It might heroine a Ceder:teen 1111.1 ii, 'iv lnlo Solllething 1111.:11 your United s;site, btu It neVer ii . 1114 11 11111t11/11 it. the tent ',MSC' Of the WOrtl. 'Y011 hi iluik We're 11 great agrieel- rural couritry. Another fallacy. Ite• ItaVe 1111111, lint miti agriculture. 11111 petINIIMS dative on their Milt's insieitil ef fertilizing them. \Ii'oriiigner , have been very imi‘e. They essinued we were mederit_ strong mid capable het -mist. 'if a re& tine things we sent to them. They read 'Tolstoi or saw Pat hien and -aid — il. great istioplii!\They saw greatness through the iitilreetutt if , 111111e No Older Than Your' Face. Is true in most cases. Then keep s - our face fair ii nil young with Ctitieurn Soap and Pouches of Cuticurit (oint- ment as needed. For free samples lei - dress, \Cutk-urn Dept. N. liostOn.\ Sold toy druggists anti by mail. Soap 25. Ointment 25 and 50. --Air, ---- -- Originated With Webster. \When began the t tistent for Mill- \ Mullis and audience , to he stawittig it hen the 'Star-Spale...ii.il 11;111lier . r,t :Is .111 1 , 4 111. hi WilS II fair question. It urns adept- tal by the ariny utiiil luta y Ione atsi; me the rirmy imil navy did mu - unite the very appropriate 111111 cmitom. Between sixty awl SeVenty year, ago, u hen Jenny Lind. one (if the sweetest singers the world ever ere- duced. Witti ale oder oterne(i.ot. iii it Boston concert, Daniel \Velister, tie. great senator, secretary OP state and patriot. was present. .lenity Lind sang the \Star-Spartgled - Banner\ as only that SI rrighird could sing it. The audience called her back several times, and she sang a verse of our present nueionial anthem. Ench time one num stood up. 1111!' /It the Close gracefelly hewed to es singer. That was Daniel \Veto:der. It was a Elrod example to set, a needed custom to establish, and tate that has been an important factor In inopressing patriotic lessone. Most particular women use Red Cross Ball Blue. American made. Sure to please. At all good grocers. Adv. He Got Disgusted. A letter from my brother in Califor- nia was received three months after he went to camp. As soon as they were in camp they were quarantined as usual, for tell days. Then a ease of smallpox broke out and they were quarantined for fifteen days more. Next came measles, for whirl) they were agnin quarantined for five days. One day before the quarnieine for measles Mee a boy was sent to the hospital with the mumps. Agnin they were quarantined. My brother wrote home In disgust. \Mn he wrote: \if they get Mil - other case of inumpe in tills place Phi never get out till the tvar's oven\— Chicago TrIbUlle. Blames for Women. One of the siteakoork ut the retail trielesmen mole - mew the Asittr Imuse In New York predicted that Illen's neekties would run to glarIng next senson. Like all men, sinee the days or Adam. he ION the odium upon the women, so ninny of tt bow heed - taken Gm MO lig of men clerks. l'hoorte women, he lire bound III show the petite nein elm 4 . 11M1. to buy the pink and :tiering bine \creations\ and they. of course, cannot . dispute the opinion \ that such colors tire Just their st3 le and No lifivIlig lillVe wear the gay neckties. Described. \Pa whott is adversity?\ \Adversity is something that ilte Hun can't sittin4.\ When Your Eyes Need Care MOST GOLFERS WILL SAY SO Only One Classification for Player Who Would Make Such a Claim as That. 'lose\ said Tem — my, elm hind caddied tine attest - noon at one of the golf elute:, \Is a matt a good golfer if Ile knocks the ball one hominid and twiiitio yards?\ II nowlee, my son.\ \NVell. if he knoeks the ball Iwo Mill th'ell null fifty 301115 't eelielity paid! Inight)' gins' if Ile 11111 110 that. my boy.\ 11‘‘' t gil . p a . w h a t it is. knocks It two I/11114111A Merl SeVe00 e Yll 111S?\ \Ile'S it SI111111111 , 1 Ig gyer, Tommy.\ replied pa, as he ow more fastened hes eYe MI the 1lVe speller. \Well MI, uvttilh If he knocktoti the ball three Ituteartel mid twenty iive 3tirds- -what wen n( lie he then?\ \Probably a Intr. my son. Now you lond better kiss immune noel go lobed.\ - Slow Release. - Witt, olid you Say helloed you get out of jell?\ -wi l y, no body s teet Ma F u ti le' . Ti me :. All Verger Cared About. 'he hoe Lent' Alverstone's love it musty made hini for many* years n member of the choir at Kensington Mt 11,11 elltMell. A good minty curious (elk teem to see the unusual spectaclu or lin iiiterney mineral in al surplice. but Wert1, not et ways tilde to identify 11111 ; . 1 (1e of these s isitors asked the ver- ger whiell oti the (-helmet' eats the at- tolentoy general, and received the MEM- lied reply; \That's ill'' vicar, thetti•ii the eil• rates, Tin Ili' verger, and 511 long :IS h110 choir git4 , : suit iStilel 1011 WS hut lay imsittese to inquire into the antece- dents ill 1111y Of 'elll.\--1 ChM& Tlie Efficient War Garden, g arden iiiiii ission of NV:remi t :eon hits offered prizes of 2izIlt.01041 in thrift stamps for \the best canned eget:doles grown in war gur- ohms.\ \Airy Ell 11111'11 vegetables grow - lug out in your 1431ClIell illeSe 11111yS?\ .101.1111 4;11111e. -- ----- It's 11 mighty 1/001' sport us ho %violet shot the emote oteeoroling to Ilse rulets. A Message to Mothers y ou know the real human doctors right around in your neighborhood: the doctors made of !lash and blood just like you: the doctors with souls end hearts : those men who are responding to your call in thu dead of night as readily as in the broad daylight; they are reedy to tell you the good that Fletcher'e Caetoria has done, is doing and will do, from their experience and their love for children. Fleteher's Castoria lit nothing new. We are not asking you to try an experiment. NV° just want to impreue upon you the importance of buying Fleteher'N. Your physician will tell you this, as he knows there are a num- ber cf imitations on the market, and he is particularly interested Ira the welfare of your baby. Genuine Castorla als% Jaya bear.] the ia t tire 4,1 ' Sure to Miss Him. , Pallwr islIS sitting in ilio thin tithing a peatetifill swot..., It Mat there canto . from the parlor 11 11111Se tliiit ; like 11 (TOSS 11111W111•111 the Sigh of 11. 1 rel. 111111 the Wall of a lwainiiitIte. 1\'il II is, Strong 11111W1ilif.0 hits 1'1lSe II W11111 11111WIISIMES. III 1 Ile hail he met hIs thitmliter. \Say Bessie, - queried the old wan. 'what is the no:Milieu in the parliir? - \Charley MRS Ille 111Sliense Bettsie. \lie is singing '1 wmeier ii Ile It'll! Miss Me?'\ unewored ohne regretfully. \I esn't sit' to shoot sit - night at eight, and 1 11111 too rhemmitie to kick.\ Incidental. \I tiol you bee the petty ballet iti that liIi 'II' \MI ; !WWII 11411 , 41. play.\ 1.0s Angeles Is produeing glYcerilli enough for shells 1111113from gar- - HAY FEVER 'ASTH 1,111 AyLLImry- rj: VLF.) ASTHMADOR 0,„,lilre.itmcniN'9W14.111..) 134k .0...1. 4. HAARLEM OIL CAPSULES IF YOUR BACK ACHES Do you feel tired and \worteout?\ Are you nervous and irrItnble? Don't sleep well at night? have a \dragged out,\ unrested feeling when you goot up In the morning? Dizzy spolito? Bit- , lout'? Bad taste in the mouth, buck - ache, pain or soreness in the loins, and abdomen? Severe distress when urinating, bloody, cloudy urine or eed- Intent? All theme indleate gravel or 'tone In the bladder, or that the poi- sonoue microbes, which are always in your system, huve attacked your kid- Dere You should use GOLD MEDAL Ilithrlern Oil Capsules Mum -Mutely. e The oil sonks gently into the walls and lining of the kidneys, and the lit- . tle poisonous (Inland geronn, which are miming the inflammation. are Melee dintely attacked mind (emoted out of your system without Inconvenience or puin. Tr Y Murine Eye Remedy No Smarting —.I a,t l'.egigfert. tog cents at, brupsInts or to., it. 1V eito for Free nyo nook. I MURINE EYE REM ELI( CO., CHICAGO I W. N. U., BILLINGS, NO. 35-1918. Don't ignore the \little pnins Iluni aches,\ especially backaches. They 11111y be little now but there is no tell- ing how soon ml dringeroue or fatal dis- ease of which they tire the forerun- ners luny show itself. Co after the cause of that Wei:eche at once, or you may ihni yourself In the grip of an In- curable dieense. Do not delay a minute. Go to your druggist and theist on his supplying you with a box of GOLD MEDAL, Haarlem Oil Capsules. In 24 hours You will feel reneweal health and vigor. After you have cureth yourself, con- Gime to take one or two Capstilem each (lay so as to keep In firmed/trot condition, and waird off the &tiger of Retire attacks. Money refunded if they do not help you. Ask ter the eriginal imported GOLD MEDAL 1 , ranti, and thus be sure of getting the eenuine.—Adv, emir —that's what thousands of farmers say, who have gone front the E. S. to settle on homesteads or buy land in Western Canada. Canada's invitation to every industrious worker to settle in Manitoba, Saskatchewan or Alberta is especially attractive. She wants farmers to rnake money and happy, prosperous homes for themselves by helping her raise iminense wheat crops to feed the world. You Can Get a Homestead of 160 Acres Free or other lands at very low prices. Where you can buy good farm land at $15 to $30 per acre that will rake 20 to 45 bushels of $2 wheat to the acre - its easy to become prosperous. Canadian farmers also grow wonderful crops of Oats, Barley and Flax. Mixed Farm. lag is fully as profitable an industry as grain raising. The excellent grasses, full of nutrition, are the only food required either for beef or dairy purposes. Good schools and churches; markets convenient; climate excellent. Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates to Supt. of Im- migration, Ottawa, Canada, or to WE. Block, Clifford Block, Grind Forks, N.D.; J. L. Porte, Disc Block, Great Falls, Most, rut , na n (Invernment A onls Are You Bloated After Eating With that gassy, puffy feeling, and hurting near your heart? For Quick Relief—Take ONE A MC ,CFPR YOUR STOMACH'S SAKED You can fairly feel it work. It drives the GAS out of your taty and the Bloat goes with it. Removes Quickly -Indigestion, Heartburn, Sour Stomach, etc. Get £4 TONIC from your Drizggitt with the DOUBLE GUARANTEE S4e.el egi -leo\ )5,4. A- a ege 5.,o.o.71 Cs, lilt 24 So. wr.trreh Amin*. (1.1/A•o, ilL • Aggimme••••••••
