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- ZI1 Wirlit0 Wiener. By ROBERT G. BAILEY. WICKES, MONTANA. at Km:Welty judge nearly died from hiccoughs a short time ago. Thus it le seen that even mint has its thorns. S - Erastes Wiman is beginning the amid again, and it is safe to say that he will not allow himself to be Dun up egain. A woman, Miss Emma Whitney of Cleveland, who was recording clerk, of the Ohio Legislature last year/will likely be re-elected. Is anything serious troubling Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany? No arrests for lese-majeste have been reported for a period of fully a week. To the people who find themselves confueed by diplomatic terms we will say that the Monroe doctrine means: — Shinny on your own side.\ \Old Glory\ should never be floated In front of a wrong. An when it is afloat, Americans will mass in solid,. columns behind when the bugle sound. e Senator Teller may he credited with Introduction into political jargon of it phrase which will go far. But -no - One likes to be called a \tide-ivater waiter.\ Mlle. Yvette Guilbert's visit can have no demoralizing effect on persons who do not understand French and care- fully refrain from attending her per- formance. There appears to be a disposition on the part of the czar to pat us on the back and say \Bully Boy!\ from which we infer that he would like to. have England's attention distracted for. few minutes: WALES AS HER GUEST AMERICAN WIDOW GIVES HIM A DINNER Al HOMBURG. Prior. , 'retie M hat Ile Wants to Cot And Drink and Selects the t.oests for the Oct .teion ates Out tilt. Mother of Ills illostevs. T IS NOT NECES- sarlly expensive to give a dinner to the Prince of Wales. The friends of a young Ameriean widow who has re- ceived much atten- tion from the Prince at Homburg and in England in the last two years are telling of a dinner which she gave last summer to him at the German wateeing place. There were five per- sons at the dinner, and it cost only $60. The widow is well known in Nev.' York and Boston society. She is tall, sleader, and remarkably handsome. About four years ago she married a ,wealthy Boston architect. She and her mother have been seen frequently in Central Park on bicycles. Her hustand died about a year after their marriage, and left her nearly a million dollars. Before their marriage she had met the Prince at an English country house where she was visiting, and since her widowhood, she has retained his warm friendship. Her acquaintance with him began through the admiration his eld- est sop showed for her long before be- ing engaged to Princess Mary. The Duke of Clarence was a frequent. visitor at some of the country houses where the beautiful American girl was wel- comed, and spoke to his father about her. The latter did not disguise his ad - A New York paper, referring to the recent Alillwardt episode, says: \This egg business ought to be stopped.\ Well, Ahlwardt is doing his full share; he succeeded in stopping three of them the other night. In Ypsilanti a widower married a widow and on the same day the widow- er's son married the widow's daughter. It is evident that they do not Intend to have the third generation spoiled by a superabundance of doting grand- parents. 1 Congressman Woodman insists upon hanging 'leis hat and overcoat on the screen behind his seat in the house The astute member from Chicago hasn't knohked about in that city\ for twenty years without finding out that. he who aangs his spare garments out of his sight is apt to find them in a pawn shca. good citizen does not care if there is a policeman on every corner, while the thief \fears every bush an officer.\ The former sees the shield on his breaat; the latter the club in his hand. So, to the righteous. God is a sun sod a shield; to the ungodly he is \a con- suming fire.\ The former hopes for heaven; the latter fears the bottomless pit. Weeth noting—the assertion of the Eaglish trade journals that in case of brief war between this country and England, the only effect on the grain trade would be increased prices. Against shortness of supply England would expect to be protected by heavy shipments from Russia and India. If the war were prolonged the difficulties about supply would be greater. Co-operative stores are making head- way in France as well as in England. The value of sales 6? the 306 societies In France Is over $15,000,000 a year, and the total number of members is about 300.000. In addition to these societies In France are the farmers' syndicates, In which about 900.000 persons are con- cerned. The syndicates ,buy fertilizers and other chemicals for vine culture, maintain laboratories for the analy- sis of soils, publish monthly price lists and perform other services for the gen- eral benefit. A peculiar fact in respect to pe- troleum is the difference of conditions under which that oil occurs in Rus- sia and America. In the former it is found in strata of the tertiary period. usually a formation resembling a quicksand and at depths of only a few ! hundred feet—in this country it oc- curs at great depths in the older com- pact sandstones and limestones of the Carboniferous, Devonian, and Silurian periods. The oil of Russia consists of a lass of hydro -carbons known as napthenee, belonging to the benzine groups, while American oil is mainly composed of paraffine; it is to this dif- ference that the great variation be - the products from these oils Is due, for, while American oil yields a very large proportion, say about 70 per cent., of illuminating oil exactly suit - ell for combustion in ordinary lamps, the Russian oil produces far lege et such oil and 'a larger proportion of high-class lubricating oil. William Watson. Lewis Morris and Alfred Austin have al been considered by Queen Victoria as candidates for the laureateship. If she had not stopped (Alien she fixed her choice on Auelin the chances are that eventually she would have pitcked upon a poet for the position. Concerning Russia's na! • ! I offer to airniah tie with all the m ef gold we may need. It is unkind .(II the fn , t that a few '.ears ago we s ere send- ing shiploads of provision' I. the fern Inc stricken subjects of the \The English women cannot seem to compare with the American WOOldli lu arranging things of this kind.\ Th dinner passed off pleasantly, the only unusual formality observed beteg that care was taken to address the Prince al waye in conversation as \Sir.\ After the dinner the party went to the theater. It is said to be one of the very few appearances in recent years the Prince has made at the theater without some other member of the royal family. The widow and her mother returned to New York about six weeks ago. On the 'occasion of the Prince's birthday, a few weeks ago, the widow sent her congrat- ulations by cable, and she receive.1 a prompt personal reply from the Prince. She refers fa her acquaintance with the Prince very seldom, but her mother has many friends, and that is the way it became known that her daughter's din- ner to the Prince cost only $60. teea_ AN OLD MAID'S EPITAPH. Old Abigail Henderson had Ni, Con- fidence in Mankind. One of Depew's :-4iries at the Buffalo club dinner which does not appear in his reported speech was one told by his friend Mr. Bishop, for a long time presi. dent of the New Haven road. \He is now,\ said Mr. Depew, \resting in his old age jn honorable retirement and reflection upon the sins which are fre- quent with a railway president. He told me the other day that when he via. ited, for the first time in sixty years, the place of his birth, he began to in- qune about the old lady and old maid, Ahigail Henderson, who was his teach- er in his early youth—before he went to the academy and thence to Yale— and finding no record of her among the reminiscences of the town went to the churchyard and there discovered that she had erected a reminiscence of her- self. It was a'monument on which was inscribed: 'Abigail Henderson, died SWEPT THROUGH A GORGE. Terrible Experience or Two Army Ex. Pierers in the Meek Canyou. Lieutenants Davis and Potter of the United States army, with their guides, Barney Weaver and John Goldy, ar - rived at Yuma recently by boat front Needles. The army officers had been assigned the duty of inspecting the riv- er front Black canyon to Yuma, with a view to improving the navigation. They met with nothing of any interest from Needles northward, but on the first part of their trip they had excitement and danger enough to last them the rest of their lives says the San Francisco Call. Their boat,which weighed 850 pounds, was sent by rail to Peach Springs and from there by wagon twenty-two miles to Diamond Creek. This is 200 miles further up the river than required for their purpose, but they wanted to see some of the scenery of Grand canyon. The boat, supplies and men had to be lowered with ropes down the sides of the canyon. The discovery was at once made that the boat was not adapted for the voyage, being a keel boat, narrow and heavy. In a short time the raft became utterly unmanageable an ev- ery moment threatened them t11 i t : death. They were bumbed on 1 4 8 thrown against the sides of the canyon, drenched with spray and shot through gorges with the rapidity of an express train. With salvation out of their sight there was apparently nothing but cer- tain death ahead of them. Above rose the perpendicular walls of the canyon thousands of feet. Still the boat kept in the water for seventeen terrible miles, when a rocky rapid was reached. Quick as aightning tile boat was tossed bottom upward, rolled over and finally crushed to pieces. The four men strug- gled to save their lives. It was useless to try to save anything else. But, strangely, none of them was hurt and they reached a place of safety. At once their dangerous situation forced itsell AMONG THE APACHE INDIANS. gPficHE MoT1/17..1\( CMLO .11)/WHE GIRL. W/77-/- CRARY/NG , /3.9.5/YE7: VOONG , WHITE - NOUN ri9IN4PliCHE WOAMN, Capt. Berkeley Macauley, la S. A., the post surgeon at Fort Apache, Ari- zona, has recently sent to Ole museum of the University of Pennsylvania some, highly interesting objects, collected by him from the famous White Mountain Apaches in the vicinity of the fort. An expert photographer, he has made pictures . of the Indians, showing the specimens sent by him in actual use. Of all the surviving tribes there are few more primitive than these people. Contact with the whites, however, is modifying their habits, and they are • miration for her after he had seen her two or three times. When the blefeling craze came the widow and her mother practiced long and regularly, and soon became experts in riding. Their home for three years has been in New York. and all last spring they were to be seen every pleas- ant morning on their wheels preparing for a bicycle trip abroad. They want abroad early in July, and took their wheels with them. They had the mint - eat kind of bicycle costumes, and when they arrived at Homburg they attracted much attention by their graceful ap- pearance as they glided over the roads. The Prince of Wales arrived at Hom- burg and became devoted to the young widow and her mother. It is said that he was so charmed by the bicycle cos- tumes that he often asked the young widow and her mother to wear them on informal occasions at the club house. The Prince asked the younger woman to attend the races one day, and said: \After the races we will have din- ner.\ \Why wouldn't it be a good idea for me to give the dinner to you,\ asked the widow. \That would suit me.\ replied the Prince. Then. In accordance with custom, she asked him what he would like to have for dinner, and whom he wished to have invited. The Prince suggested a :dear soup, a equal), and hock and champagne of a certain brand. \As to the rest, suit yourself,\ he said. TIO invited his intimate friend Sykes and a Duke and (Mehemet. The widow's mother was left out The dinner Wdit given in the apartment of the widow, and was sent in from moside the hotel The widow's mother arranged the table The decorations were pink reties. A gardenia was placed at the Prince's plate ste his special flower. When he Paw the table he expressed great ad- miration for the decorations, and re- marked: als apidiy diminishing ir number, so that Capt. Macauley's eollections. with his admirable photographs, are of pe- culiar interest. Among Miler objects is It large meeting stone or =tat' made al a hollowed boulder. A photograph Wpresents an old Indian woman at work on the prafrie kneeling over this identical stone. The flour she was grinding yet adheres to the rounded cobble she used as a. mane or rubbing stone. The carrying basket still sur- vives among these Indians, and.t he one sent to the museum is of fine braided aged 96. Put your trust in the Lord and have no confidence in man ' If Abigail had been the recipient of the honor you have; showered on me tonight she would have reversed that verdict. She might not have expressed her doubt as to the Loed, but she certainly would have been reassured about man.\ Ex. Japanese Pi : inters. The Japanese are great newspaper eceders. There are now fifty daily jour- nals published in Tokio alone, although the first Japanese newspaper only ap- peared a quarter of a century ago. It it, no joke to set the type of a native journal in the mikado's kingdom In- stead of a comparatively few charac- ters, as in England, a Japanese print- er's case contains nearly 4,04e) different types. Each compositor is at •isted by several boys, who run about the com- posing room calling out the names of each piece of type required in turn. Further, each compositor Twist set the whole of an article, as the lines of each eclumn read downward, not across the paper. A Cerlon• SoperstIflon. The country people of 'England, as veil as of several other countries, have at. Idea t hat the red ofthe robin's breast Was outsell by a drop of blood which fell upon it at the crucifixion. Accord- ing to the story, the robin, commiser- ating the condition of Christ, tried to pluck the crown of thorns from his brow, and in doing so got his breast wet with the blood floe Ing from the wounds. Mite Wart f.en.lt Is e. A notel reader h$\ demonstrated to a patty of ladies in , ' gentlemen. his ability to read a newsp . 9.per-throngh two thicknesses of horsehla,ket. one of the young ladieF left the room with the re Mark that she \wasn't going to stay here any longer erith this calico dress on.\ Wilbur (Wash) Register. grass, with ornamental designs and a graceful fringe of buckskin. A picture shows a not unbecoming Apache girl carrying this gasket by a buckskin band that passes across her forehead. The same basket is seen in a picture of a group of Indian women and children. one with a baby strapped in its cradle basket, of which a practical model is included among the specimens. The pictures above presented are from a group printed some time ago in the New York World. That paper lic . itired the lot from Captain Maoauley, OUR WIT AND HUMOR. REFRESHING JOKES FOR OUR LEAN RIADERS. 'Mary Had a Utile Wheel\--.1.•ft AS... —Over the Counter—And Now They Do Not Speak—The Girl of 1025 — An Important Item AltY had a little wheel, She used it as a breather; A n d evetywhere that Mary went t.t The wheel was underne a t h her. She tonic the wheel to church one day'— Thi priest fell off his perch. ft mkle the congregation squirm To ee a wheel at church. hilt mark the consequences gray, f Mary's innovation; he priest and congration too Now bike like thunderation! — - And Now They Don't Speak. They were- seated at the table, she one of the belles of her set, though just a trifle back -numbered, as it were, but still vivacious, charming and win- some as if she were yet in her teens; he one of the gallants of the old school, a Colonel, rich and a great \catch.\ \My dear Colonel,\ she began, as the servant poured a gurgling stream of the nectar of the gods into his fragile glass, \allow me to call the attention of a real connoisseur in wines to the Burgundy before you. I can guarantee that it is not only one of the finest vintages but also not less than forty years of age.\ The august Colonel raised his glass, watched its radiant flush against the sunlight, pledged her good health with fitting toast, smacked his lips, took a gentle - whiff of the wine as a teaser to life palate, then drank it off with a dream-like 'expression on his face as if he wished his neck was as long as a giraffe's and he could taste three running yards of It going down at once. \Ahem!\ he said grandly, \it is in- tieed glorious—so mellow and rich. And forty years of age, too, eh?\ \I guarantee it, Colonel.\ \Sublime! I have drank many so- called old wines; bat rarely is it my privilege to drink a Burgundy which carries with it the personal guarantee ' of one who has grown up with the wine, as it were, and perhaps imported It herself\— \Oh—ah that is—ahenP. Waiter, fill ' my glass again, please!\ and thus he drowned his sorrow as the tall Labrador ! Iceberg settled down between them ! then and there. ! Warning: Never discuss old maids and old wines in the same breath. on their minds. There they were with out provisions and shut in to meet cer- tain death by starvation. They started clown the canyon, hoping to find a trail by which they could get out. After many a weary mile the men decided to follow some of the sheep trails, which were only a few inches wide in places. Success attended their efforts, although at times they hung between water and sky on the edges of the bluff. Occasion- ally their strength seemed to fail, but a sight of that awful chasm below was sufficient. At last the top was reached, but they were delivered from the ter- ' rors of the canyon only to find them- selves in a desert. They struck wit bravely, knowing that they had only to keep going to reach the railroad again. At liackberry station four hag- gard, ragged, dirty and almost shoeless men dropped down to await for thei next train. They reached Needica-figain to rest s and refit for the voyage to Yuma • VAGHAN r NOTES. The Marlborough muff is the latest. Smaller aleevem are seen on swel low n s. Some people mistake contrariness for originality. Opera costumes are this year re- splendent with spangles. it\ sine and have a few gorgeous but - tong on your new frock. A I iresden clitea wide notch to the le :tuty of my ails 'ii boudoir The smaller the infant I he more clothes It Weall4 Erfillito trimmed cloaks and high bonnets ill r' marks of moire (Ion. Taste in confectionery his changed The French variety is not in as great demand as the more ordinary molaeses concoct ions The French dolls have grown to such formidable size that it Is no wonder the live baby looks somewhat aghast at a sift that overshadows her in height. An Important Item. Dinglo—I hear you are going to get married next month? Wingle—Yes; I hope to. Dingle—Well, I suppose you are pretty busy. leave you selected a place to live in yet? Wingle—Not yet. Dingle—Haven't got around to lt, I suppose. What are you going to give your bride for a wedding present? Wingle—I don't know. Dingle—That so? Decided on the ushers' presents yet? Wingle—Not yet. Dingle—Well, well! Ming to keep house or board? Wingle—Can't tell. Dinele—You are a strange fellow. On the eve of your wedding and noth- ing dote. What are you waiting for, anyway? Wingle—I am waiting, old man, to learn the size of her father's check. Left Alone. guess father's forgot all about me; it's because I'm a woman, I sup pose; he was just the same with mother when she was alive!\—Truth. A Pair of Mears. They sat together by the sea. ' A brave young groom and Media And listened long and lovingly To tile moaning of the title. Just six months later, when they sat At home end sadly sighed, The neighbors In the next-door fiat Heard the moaning of the tied. repo:area. Mrs. !Jobb- \My linshand came home last night and told me he was ruined Do yoe know. I think I must have had a premonItInn of it\ Mrs. Nobb \Why'?\ Mrs flobb \It was only laet weer. that I ordered a complete new ward- robe.\ Tnig n woRLD•s EARLIEST POTATO. That's Balzer's Earliest, tit for use in 88 days. Saizer's new late tomato, Champion of the World, la pronounced the heaviest yielder in the world, and e challenge you to produce its equal! :0 acres to Saizer's Earliet Potatoes yield 4000 bushels,k sold in Ju e at $1.00 a bushel $4000. That pays. word to the wise, etc. Now If you will cut this out and send It with 10c postage you will get, free, 10 packages grains and grasses, in- cluding Teosinte, Lathyrus, Sand Vetch, Cont Spurry, Giant Clover,etc., and our mammoth seed catalogue. w.n. If you are honest ant upright, the celeb- rity of your ancestors is not required. High, low Jack. Fine ice means very cold weather, then comes a high old time in skating rinks, and skating ponds, on slidee and rides, and we go home tired and overheated. It's the same old story of cooling oil': off with wraps and on with all sorts of aches and pains, rheumatic, neuralgic, sciatie, lumbagic, itt eluding frost -bites, backache, even tooth- ache. They who dance must pay the piper. We Cid up Jaek and are brought low by our own folly. What of it, the (IIHICO will go on, all the same. It is generally known that St. Jacobs Oil will cure all such aches and pains separately or collectively, aud the cry Li on with the dance. The farmers' rivals in making hay while the sun shines are plumbers and dentists. H the Baby is Cutting Teeth. Be sure and 11113 that old and well.tried remedy, Rao. WINSLOW'slio0TUINOSTutT fur Children Teething - Many of the best social positions are tilled by underbred people. \Hanson's Biagio Corn Stave.\ IVarrantest to mire or money refunded. Ask yout druggist for It. yrleo 15 cent. The worst examples in high life are set by those who know better. Walking would often 1:e a pleasuro were it len for the corns. These pests are easily re. moved with illudereorus. De. at druggists. ------- - The field in society for missionary work is as large as Texas. The more one uses Parker's Ginger Tonto - the Inure Its good qualltlei are revealed In dIspeillue ludlgestlos„ ?sin ant every kind of w mance.. Many it man whose hands are busy has a loafers head. - Coe'. trousgis Balleam TR the olde4t anti best. It will break tip n Co:d quiets er than aey MI MI else. IL Is alWaYs reliable. Try It. The nastiest fight in the world is a kin fight. erves Depend upon the blood for sustenance. Therefore if the blood is impure they are Improperly fed and nervous prostration results. To make pure blood, take ood's Sarsaparilla The One True Blood Purifier. ft ; 6 for $5. Hood's Pills lion, i'riee a cents. The Greatest fledical Discovery of the Age. KENNEDY'S MEDICAL DISCOVERY. DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS., Has discovered in one of our common pasture weeds a remedy that cures every kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofula down to a common Pimple. He' has tried it in over eleven hundred cases, and never failed except in two cases (both thunder humor). He has now in his possession over two hundred sertiticates of its value, all within twenty miles of Boston. Send postal card for book. A benefit is always experienced from the tirst bottle, and a perfect cure is war- ranted when the right quantity is taken. When the lungs are affected it causes silt toting pains, like needles passing threugh them, the same with the Liver or Bowels. This is caused by the ducts being stepped, and always disappears in .1 week after taking it. Read the label. If the stomach is foul or bilious it will ceuse squeamish feelings at first. No change of diet ever necessary. Eat the best you can get, and enough of it. Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bed- time. Sold by 311 Druggists. 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