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2. Kendall. Montana, January 27, 1903 PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. Judge—\Still Miss Sharpsontiat de- clares she has a good ear for music.\ Fudge—\o haa a mule; but he don't use his ears when he brays.\—Balti- more Herald. He—\I always thought that Bragge belonged to the yacht club, until I met him there last night.\ She—\And doesn't be?\ He—\Well I inferred from his manner that the yacht club belonged to him.\—Town Topics. Teacher—\If yttu bad four oranges and you gave Arthur three, who would have the greater number?\ Scholar— \You would.\ Teacher—\How do 3 - on make that out?\ Scholar—\You al- ways take away our oranges and ap- ples.\—Chelsea Gazette. Farmer Clover (newspaper in hand) —\Well I declare, the whole country has gone theater mad. I never expect- ed to see the day when a cabinet officer would go on the stage.\—Mrs. Clover —\Oh that can't be so.\ \But it is co. Here's the paper speaking about the acting secretary of state.\—Pittsburg Chronicle -Telegraph. Aunt Mary—\And did you have a good time at your birthday party?' Tommy—\Oh. fine!\ Aunt Mary—\Of course, you danced.\ Tommy—\No. but I made Willie Brown dance all right. Me and him were fightin' in the cellar most o' the time.\—Philadelphia Press. .111abs—\Why! What's the matter with you. old man?\ Jabbs (groaning) —\I've just been bitten by a dog.\ Jibbe—\What an outrage! Why don't you shoot the beast? He may be rabid. Anyhow, it is a duty you owe to so- ciety; and the dog's owner ought to be pr—\ \But ,it wa• your own dog!\ \Oh! Ab—er, why, old man, he was probably playing with you and bit deeper than he intended. He's such a playful clog.\—San Francisco Bulletin. MOOSE AND LOCOMOTIVES. Rises They Cosa• Toaellter, NIVIsleb liappeas to /lat•e. Thrtre Is •tweira Truants. The spunky and stubborn bull moose has again been defying the locomotive in Maine, with the usual disastrous results—to the moose. This time a whole moose family was wiped out in about ten seeonds, making a great waste of big game and a lot of work for the section men, says a Bangor (Me.) dispatch in New York Tribune. The engineer of a freight train on the Bangor & Aroostook road, as his locomotive rounded a sharp curve on a down grade, saw a big hull, a cow and a calf. He sounded the whistle, expecting to see the whole family make a break for the woods, but they stood their ground, and the hull, with a snort of defi- ance, braced himself for the com- bat, swinging his great antlered head as though he expected to to the lo- comotive skyhigh. The shriek of the wthistle sent men scurrying over the tops - of the cars, setting brakes, while the engineer had the brakes on locomotive and tender clamped up so tightly that the wheels were sliding and smok- ing over the rails. The speed of the train and its momentum were too great, however, to be overcome in the short diatahee, and down swept the fast freight upon the heroic Moore family. There wns a crash and a crunching under the wheels, while blood spattered over the boiler head, and fragments of moose went whirling through the air. When a few, rods further on the train was brought to a stop, it was found that all three of the moose had been killed, the carcasses of the cow rind the calf being thrown some distance from the track. while the carcass of the bull had been ground under the wheels. At the next eta - thin the aection hose wall informed, and it crew was sent back to bury the moose family. The men said that the bull was ci monster—one of the largest es er oteen along the line of the Aroostook road. A few days ago a train on the In- tereolonial railway ran a race with a big moose which was promenading the track near Dalhousie Junction. The moose ran foi half a mile or more at a surprising speed, and then. finding that the footing was bad on the ties, left the track and ran along in the ditch. Here the animal tried to jump a high wire fence, but struck half way over, and hung there elide the train came up. One of the pas- senger* says that the moose looked puzzled and ashamed when the train passed him. lialafek-Witted Pastor, In Germany. recently, a country preacher was preaching a sermon, when suddenly he 10E4 the thread of his discourse and, do what he would, he could not find it again. The congregation $saiii greatly em- barrassed and was wondering what the matter was when he startled it by exclaiming suddenly; \Pardon me, my brethren, for paus- ing in my sermon, but it seems to me that I smell fire somewhere—and—and It might be as well to see that it his not broken out in the church or in any of the nearby houses.\ Before the words were all uttered the congregation was pouring out of the church, each family being anxious to make sure that its home was not -on fire. It need hardly be said that the fire existed only in the pastor's imagi- netion.—Stray Stories. Wasted Pay ter Issioranea. Bridget —0i can't stay, ma'am., on - Jess ye give me more wages. Mrs. Hiram Often—What! Why, you don't know how to cook or do housework at all. \That's jist it. ma'am; an' not know- ing how, sure the . .‘rk is all the hard- er for me, ma'am.\—Philadelphia Press. Mearo Popelallois„ The rapid increase of the naves un- der the excellent hygienic surround- ings of the old plantations produced quite enough of them sod to tapers, without bringing in any more: It is an established fact, owing to the hy- gienic condition of the old plantations, that if the rate of increase of the ne- gro for the first hundred years of slavery had been maintained up to the present time, we should now have a negro population of 26.000,000, and yet there are now barely 9,000,000 in this country, with an equal number In ouil newly -acquired territory. At present I know of no southern city where the negro birth rate equals their death rate.—Leslie's Monthly. APPLICATION vOR PATKNT No. 411. Unitrci States Land Ware. Lewistown, Montana, December 1st, 1902. Notice Is hereby given that Reeinald K. Neill, who postoftice address is Kendall, Montana, has this day tiled at, application for patent for 1292.2 linear feet of the Cyan- ide kale or vein, being 6502 feet S. 86 deg. 50 gain. W., and 602 ft. N 86 deg. 50 min. K., measured along the course of the vein from the center of the Discovery Shaft, bearing gold, with surface panand 400 feet in width, situated In North Moccasin mining district (unorganized), county of Fergus, state of Montana, designated by the tie d notes and official plat on file in this office as survey No. 6579 in Sec. 32,T. 18 N. R. IS B. Montana Mer- idian, and particularly described as follows, to wit: - Beginning at the N. E. Cor. No. 1. from which the Y.i' L corner between Soca. 22 and 1/, T. 18 N. R. 18 K., bear* N. 7 deg. 17 min K. 672.86 feet; Thence S. 16 deg /3 min. X. 300.7 feet to cor No.2; Thence 5.6 des, Ii mill. B. art feet, to cor. No 3; Thence N. 88 deg. 56 min. W. 1300.7 feet to cor. No.1; Thence N. 6 deg. 11 min. W. V4.1 feet. tocor. No. 3; 'thence N. 81 deg. 1H min. K. 1288 feet to the place of beginning, containing an area of 13.21 acres, of which 11.19 acres are 'laimed; magnetic variation on all courses 13 deg. 30 min. K. The notice of location of said Cyanide lode claim is of record in the office of the Recorder of said Fergus county, Montana. in book 7 of lodes, at page 210. The adjoining claims are, on the Kant the Dixie Lode. (un- surveyed), Henry Parrent claimant: on the South, he Kendall Townsite, John H. Cook, et al., claimants; MI the West. the Mascot Fraction Lode, (unsurveyed). Scott Harbour, claimant. Any and all persons claiming adversely any portion of the mining ground. vein, lode, or premises so described, surveyed, platted, and applied for, are required to tile their adverse claims with the Register of the U. S. land office at Lewistown. it, the state of Mont•ina, during the sixty days' period of publication hereof, or they will be forever barred by virtue of the provisions of the statute its such care made and provided. EDWARD MUMMY, Register. J. B. WAM1ON Atty. for applicant. First publicatAon December 20901, Foley's Honey and Tar cures colds, prevents pneumonia. CHOICE BUSINESS AND RESIDENCE LO TS FOR SALE Kendall Investment Co. Kendall, Montana We are now in the new bank building and are prepared to show to the public a splendid chance for investment in both . business and resident lots. Special terms will be given parties wishing to secure sites for residen- ces Quite a number of such lots have been sold in the - past few days, and several very neat cottages are now being erected In the residence portion. The town of Kendall is an assured fact and people on the outside are beginning to realize the importance of securing property. The mines are known to the whole mining world and are spoken of in great favor. The town site is beauti- fully situated. One of the finest hotels in the state is almost completed and will be opened in a few weeks. Call at the office and get prices on property. Maps and other informa- tion for the use of the public can be had. Communications from the out- side cheerfully answered John R. Cook President John Jackson, Jr. Secretary BANNER SALVE, th. most healing salve In the world. 1. C Wilson, agent
