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TEM HARM 11111131IN NZRALD nuDAT, MUM po, 4 1 1 A NV • 4 4 or -e EllITLIIIIAL ANII FEATURE PAUL k 1 \ ibt, THE IN - SIDE A:\ i) l'IlE OUTSIDE OF TRE OIL BUSINESS For almost a year there's been much prophesying that oil Mocks were going up.. A big rise, a bull market, developed last autumn in a number of stocks. It didn't include oil, hut the prophecies that oil was going up in a month or two continued. With some ups and downs and side shifts, the 'bull market con- tinued through the winter and spring: . Still it didn't include oil, although the oil prophech s kept right on blooming. Maybe oil shares are going up. Maybe they aren't. April broke all records in the daily domestic consumption of gasoline. 'With an average of moro than 27.000,000 gallons a day it was a bit better than 300,000 gallons a day over August, 1924. the previous record month. No doubt, the warm weather months will see a still greater increase. There are 17.500,000 motor cars and trucks are being put on the roads every day. They must have more gas. The oil business is a great industry. Just outside ...the oil business there's another considerable activity, not a part of the oil business but masquerading as such. This outside imitator is the peddling of fake or other worthless and doubtful oil stocks., Any person contemplating giving his Money a ride in oil should get into the oil business where he may have at least a specula- tive chance for profit, and not throw it away in those outside endeavors, whose principal efforts are to peddle rotten. get -rich- quick promises and not produce or handle oil. If the year -old! prophecy that oil shares are going up in a month or two—and maybe they will aiid maybe they won't—finally does materialize, j it will be the holders of oil shares in the recognized, established oil companies who will receive practically all the profits. The hollers of shares in the imitation oil business, as usual, will get nothing. tt CONDITION OF STOCK IN STATE EXCELLENT Excellent condition of livestock on June 1, together with improvement of ranges since the June rains offers an optimistic outlook upon the livestock situation in Montana based upon the June 1 report of the Montana co-operative crop reporting service, issued recently by Jag G. Diamond, statistician, at Helena. ' Good prospects_generally were restored by June rains, says : The Joke Column • • • Answer Me This \Why did July to August?\ • • • A pedestrian may be defined as a person who is always in front of an automobile. • • • Flapper: \Where are going?\ Deb: \Out for a ride with Jack. Do I need a coat?\ \I should say not. You'll need a fan.\—Colgate Banter. • Class Missed . Sunday School Teacher—\Li1-. hail. where do good little girls go when they die?\ I.illian—\To heaven.\ Teacher—\That's right: now tell the class where do had lit- tle girls go?\ I,illian---\To the depot to see the traveling men come in.\ • • • Many people enjoy their ra- did; others made their own. • • • 1923 Model Customer: \Is that non- breakable glass in that wind- shield ?\ Auto Salesman: \Not only all of that, hut it will also magnify a nail in the road, x-ray the heart of the traffic cops; and withstand the severest jolt of catapulting pedestrians.\ It • • Mr. Diamond, Whose previous refierts - showed - a pressing need Bionde'Bess Opines for rains over most of the state. Retarded growth was the prid- \To prove that I was in eipal result of the dry spell in May. hearty accord with the home - and got shingled and painted.\ • • • POOR RESULTS FROM BOOSTED POSTAL RATES building campaign I went down • The recent act of congress making a heavy increase in pos- tal rates N not working out _according to expectations. The new law went into effect April 15 and since - That titne - receipts --- ha ec ,000 -- fteeereling-to-a-summary are men—drinking bootleg . — made public at Washington, recently. and the women also have their Receipts at 50 selected nostoffices for May totaled $27.454.- 61, as compared with $29.085.090 for March. These offices. which turn in more than half of the country's total postal re- ceipts, reported a decrease of more than $20,000 for each husi- Squire Perkins was a staunch - ne.ss day as compared with March. when the old rates were in pnti-evolutionist until down at rt the swimming Pool last werk ho YELLOWSTONE PARK MORE ENTERTAINING 'saw his own son, home for va- cation, picking up his socks with his bare toes. \ • The geysers of Yellowstone National park are more playful, more entertaining, than ever this season, according to advice to A. B. Smith, passenger traffic manager of the Northern Pacific railway, from Superintendent Horace M. Albright of the park. who has just made his first spring tour of the geyser basin searching for new phenomina. More interesting than ever before will he the water vol- canoes at Norris Geyser basin for the geysers, boiling pools and . steam vents there, as if in recompense for the interest shown by the thousands bflourists, apparently have decided to \play up\ more weirdly and more beautifully than ever. For example, Constant geyser, after a lapse of two years, is back on its old schedule of eruptions every two minutes. A new steam vent has developed in Norris basin, and it has been called the Red Growler, a sort of brother to the Black - Growler - , a- few feet away. .The steam that roars forth from the Red Growler is heavily impregnated with iron, which, condensing on the adjacent rocks, is coating them a dark red. OUR TIRE S T.S.LINDSEY General Sales Manager Kelly-Spri • field. Tire Co. MATEUR tire patching ruins thousands of automobile tires each y ear. It is cocoon/I practice among automobile owners and drivers, when they get a cut or puncture, to insert . a patch on the inside of the casing where the in- jury has twcurred, thinking that the damage has been permanently re- paired. Such a repair will in time ruin any tire. It is a good practice to apply patches in such rases, hut a tire sleeve should always he placed on the outside uf the tire opposite ;the patched portion at the same time. This sleeve serves to 'bind the +Lim hold..the tom and. injitrek,1 Patti of th . e• fatirie• in place and So vent further chafing and rupture. The sleeve and paid; are merely first aid appliances and should be removed as soon as- pore/table. It will pay motoriste to drive im- mediately to the nearest repair •ifter such a first aid has been Often, too, when it is necessary • I ,, change or repair an inner tribe an the road, some Nandi particle of avowed or dirt will get in between a• Ill,' be and easing,efii - e • TO \Fon7 Ii - ght or some other cause, no matter how careful one may be. If you go to a repair shop as soon as you ran, you may avoid ruining a tube which would continue to chafe and soon wear through if ne-glectecl. You may think that spending more money, or time, or both, in this way is fooliish hut von will always And that in ,he end you have saved both Huse and money. That's the Country \Ah—in the _ East—in the 'wide onet - i'tilaces — where - trier necks shaved. • • • As Told to Me • • • Changing World Bragg: \Tht.re is always something new—the first time for everything.\ Staid: \That's what the cookl said when she tossed veal into the chicken salad.\ • • • -A successful marriage is one where the wife is boss but does not know it.—Toledo Blade. • • • To the Hardin person who re- cently lost his false teeth we suggest he glue 'em in, else they may jump out and bite him when he least expects it. • • • \Woman said the dejected young man. \is a disappoint- ment and a fraud.\ \Yes. I saved up all my to- bacco money and lived on crack- ers and soup for two weeks to take Miss Truelove to the onerp and a supper. Then I asked her to marry ine and she said she was afraid I was too ex- travagant to make a good hus- band.\ • • • Salve \Darling he cried, \I wilt lay my fortune at your feet.\ \Rut you've hardly got any money,\ she whispered. \No but it will look large be- side those tiny feet of yours.\ fteac , cepted-bint: - j. ' • • • • The watchman in the grave- yard approached a figure lying on the grass of the cemetery. He kicked the tramp who woke up with an injured air. \What are doing?\ yelled the guardian of the dead. Playing dead,\ was the weary answer, \When I'm in Rome I do as the Roman's do.\ WHERE IS MY WANDERING BOY TON1GHD DRAT- -114AT tiov WomMA wsiliike at ? Nave4 svmaisit - row AMP H isker HOME mime WOE int 4i~ Swimmir40- Mg KwowS Riley $004rT01,14- TERRIEILI VOMIN bis GOES s INTO T14AT TRILACK'ROUS RIVIFFL! it AWFULLY WORAMD %NIT WAIT 'TU. I CATCH NW By Artlaur Brisban• \SOMETHING WRONG,\ GARY. FLYING, DIVING, A NEW ERA. FORDS NEW PLAN. RAIN, CORN, PRICE. Judge Gary says there is some- thing wrong with business condi- tior.s, and the something is LACK OF CONFIDENCE \tlie illab isenorot abnormal, unnecessary and TIMID, mental attitude of managers, in- cluding ourselves.\ That's as sound as a steel ingot. Our troubles are mental. Put a _ plank six inches wide on the ground, and of a hundred people, every one will walk the length of it without fear of falling. Put the same plank fifty feet in the air, and two in a hundred, perhap., will be able to walk it. Put your plank up two hundred feet, and not one in a thousand will try to cross it. Yet, leaving out fear, it is as easy to walk such a plank a thou- sand feet up as it is flat on the ground. The height of our national pros- perity makes some citizens dizzy. This is a new age, and the things we do would have surprised not poly our grandfather., but our- selves a few years back. Young gentlemen studying at Annapolis are told that hereafter an officer and a gentleman must know how to fly. Ansi out i Pacific Ocean, do v7; - wrong - the coFal lanes, =T. the Galapagos Islaftds, trlett di+ in g their othe-wis inked bodies well igled, are sitting under the water, studying the fish that come, wide- eyed to study the men. For the first time In Ms several huahred thousand years of exist- ence on this planet, man can truly say the earth is his and the full- ness theisof. He goes up into the clouds and down into the ocean. • With such wonders happening so I S'POSE Mel C44.411,46 AROUND SOMEWHERE MTN TWAT , littiRy-VINATI-HiS-14A/Aay lit'S ALWAYS D6013EY04* he- DEAsiL — OHDEAfl. %soy Does HE AcrE-RAVATE 's ME SO c) WHY CAsiT sie STAY HOME ONCE IN A WiftLE C? %tIPIPwCNe - - 11UST iiIM OUT 01 By A. B. CHAPIN LIKE AS 140T, HE'S SNEAKED OFF FISHING.- I'LL WARM 4-iim eooD wa4e14 SLAY HANDS ON HIM He NEVER DOES MIND mE! I • I t• 'ION • • . ( 7 •14oausev socus _ YSMILC CAPLOs WIN • • • fhicwsr HAIM'S LIAOS To* SIINAToriS To vicrosw voNLE ThEATOLSTICS ARE evMP Er. Lox. earl TiGsvari.. AS WOOD fel PUT ON SWIT GIANTS LOSE APO ilioc.wo4 Sires s. irrsts cusses m use AO. OilAw BMW Ruts IRVING. map To GGT SACK No 9.470,4_ GYM fj rapidly, who itsrews but men may suddenly find a way to live on this earth without cutting each others' throats in war. President Csolidge, it is said, will cut twenty-five millions a year from the cost of the United States army—a good idea. Sol- diers marching over the ground in future war Irons the air will be about as useful as so many rabbits when eagles aisack them. The President's sconom,y wil.1 be twice as valuable g he will arrange to speed the twenty-five millions cut from the army on tie building of mere flying machines. Homey Ford will is United Statei . ships, if be gets them, to take cars South and around into the Waif of Mexico and bring fruit and vegotsbles back to the north. That programme would be wel- comed by millions. it d help to solve one problem ofwould and develop the great produ- cing regions of the South as they should be developed. Messrs. Fall, Doheny and Sin- elair have bsen re -indicted for con- spiracy by a Grand Jury in the District of Columbia. If you find anybody anxious to bet that Mr. - Fall will go to jail for selling the people's oil lands and taking secret payment for the sale, TAKE THE BET. We don't jail the really big criminals in this country. Little criminals, yes. It's a dangerous country for them, if they're caught. It has been raining in the corn belt and that has cheered the fann- ers. The corn creghogrd for lack of rain. Immediately the price of corn fell more than 5 cents a bushel, De- cember corn dropping 984ii to 93 cents. The weather does some- thing to cheer up the farmer, and then the grain speculators to cheer him DOWN again. ........-. At Yucaipa, California, all mem- bers of the First Methodist Church witnessed ftr end of a Bible -read- ing marathon. -----e-ss - s•-•\: 1 '\ - \ It was a noble reading, all out loud, every word e distinctlypro- ;Oink to ed. The pastor, the v. .R. D. Raley, stayed awake an or listened throughout the 69 hourii. ' 'Sr? - delibiiats yeh,dieg, *S- pecially of Job and Isaiah, would be preferable. But any Bible read- ing is better than none. In Thihet you can give a few cop- pers to a pagan priest with his prayer mill. You go your way comforted, he grinds out 10,000 prayers for you on his little mill. These prayers are believed to do good, although verbal praying from tii• heart may be bettor. He never appears as a favorite in the fashionable show, but he's welcome to wateh the blowout if he pays fer a ticket to go— We stand him along with the yappers that stax outside of the ring, but—in spite of his comic whiskers—he's the salt of the earth, by Aug! He's never an artful trickster tha,t feathers his nest with men —but knows how to feed the porkers that fatten inside his pea. We couldn't exactly tall him a king in the social deck, but he knows how to grow pota- ters that we can't do withoet, by heck! While the law provides special favors fer sons of the gifted class, there aint no statutes pro- vided fer the feller that mows the grass—but, so long as he finds contentment in whiskers an' crooked backs --and so long as he feeds the \people\ he can tend to Ithisaolf, by jackal ['lye/VA - 1 RICH -- 1 5 efiNCEVIN TAKE - 7 - - CAST0q -- Ort - Wen* SPOON - F3UT IT TASTES jEs' sAmE - 1 COMING • Watch for the dates THEN be sure to see these two big movie successes.
