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••••••••• — .1.11•Iee ••••••', His Vocabulary, He Ivan aft only child. They were very particular about his manner ot speech, constantly correcting him so that he would use beautiful English. He, however . , was allowed now and then to associate with other children. He played with a neighbor boy a long while one day and when he came home there was an ecstatic smile on his face. \I like that boy. mother.\ be said. \1 like him very much. He swears beautifully. He knows every word.\ _ Starch, like everything else, 48 be Ins constantly improved, the patent Starches put on the market 26 years ego are very different and inferior to those of the present day. In the lat- est discovery—Defiance Starch—all in- )urious chemicals are omitted, while the addition of another ingredient, in- vented by us, gives to the Starch a strength and smoothness never ap- proached by other brands. ----- Grows Only in Four States. Bromine, useful in medicine, pho- tography, the manufacture of dyes and in certain metallurgical opera- tions, is produced commercially in only four states of this country—Mich- igan, Ohio. Pennsylvania and West Virginia. Last year's output was 1,379,496 pounds. -------- - Fortunate. \Have any luck hunting?\ \The greatest ever.\ \How was that?\ \I went out with an amateur and came back alive.\ Nearly every man, when he reads a good joke and remembers and tells it.well, thinks to himself afterward; \What a witty fellow I am getting to be!\ If every man was compelled to act as his own fool -killer there would be an epidemic of suicides. PILES CURED IR 6 TO 14 DAYS. PaZO OINTMENT is gdaranteed to cure any case of itating, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles In to It days or money refunded. bOc. _ The average woman is fond of pets, but her husband is not in that class. Lewis' :Single Binder straight 5c cigar is good quality all the time. Your dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III. Even a fast man may not make a rapid recovery when he's ill. If Yoatr Feet Ache or Burn •let aMe package of Allen's Foot -blase. It Rivera quick relief. Two million packages sold yearly. Smiles make a better salve for trou- ble than do frowns. CATARRH IN HEAD. Pe-ru-na Pe-ru-na. MR. WM. A. PRESSER. M R. WILLIAM A. PRESSER, 1722 Third Ave., Moline, 111., writes: \I have been suffering from catarrh in the head for the past two months and tried innnmerable so-called reme- dies without a t vail. No one knows how I have suffered not only from the dis- ease itself, but from mortification when in company of friends or strangers. \I have used two bottles of your med- icine for a short time only, and it effected a complete medical cure, and what is better yet, the disease has not returned. \I can most emphatically recommend Peruna to all sufferers from this dis- ease.\ Read This Experience Mr. A. Thompson, Box 65, R. R. I, Martel, Ohio, writes: \When I began your treatment my eyes were inflamed, nose was stopped up half of the time, and was sore and scabby. I could not refit at night on account of continual hawking and spitting. \I had tried several remedies and was about to give up, but thought I would try Peruna. \After I had taken about one-third of a bottle I noticed a difference. I am now completely cured, after suffering with catarrh for eighteen years. \I think if those who are afflicted with catarrh would try Peruna they would never regret it.\ Peruna is manufactured by the Peruna Drug Mfg. Co., Colthribus, Ohio . Ask your Druggist for a Free Peruna Almanac for 1909. ••< - 4.4.4 140 1 .4••••••••....... I A Sale and Sure (()ugh ( tire. Kenip's Balsam Does - 4 , orritin Morphine. or fen other rarcatie or habit-forming drag. Nothing of a poisonous or harm- ful character enters into its com- position. This clean and pure cough - cure cares coughs that cannot be cured by any other medicine. It has saved thousands from con- sumption. It has saved thousands of lives. A 25c. bottle contains 40 doses. At all druggists', 25c, 50c. and $1. Peen sweep, any - Mina eta..., !THE HARDIN TRIBUNE By E. H. Rathbone HARDIN, MONTANA Pittsburg is beginning to get the smoke out of its eyes. Mrs. Russell Sage is the latest sat fragette, but that only makes one more. There is an old Irish saying that fits the season; \A blithe heart makes a blooming visage.\ e' An Atlanta chauffeur is suing the family of his bride for $100,000. Evi dently a repair bill. Sir Oliver Lodge has invented at instrument to dissipate fogs. As ii a sober fog wasn't bad enough! In Pittsburg the private conscience at times appears to be about at smoky as the public atmosphere. A rich New York oman has eloped with a plumber, but will no doubt re gret it if she has to pay him for his time. _ Immigration into Canada from Janu ary to August, 1908, declined 46 per cent, compared with the same period last year. As nearly as one can make out from a long-distance wireless diagnosis the kaiser is suffering from a loss of con- versation. The average life of a Pullman car. according to the auditor of the Pull- man Company, is 20 years. Then what becomes of it? A California manuse — d -- a hole in his wooden leg to store his money. That's safer than a trouser pocket, providing he sleeps with the leg on. King Edward returned to London to sign the prorogation speech, which is much More kingly than having to write the blooming thing. Again appears the professor who says to marry happily, marry oppo- sites. But isn't the opposition rea- 'sonably sure to develop afterwards? ------- The end of the deer season in Maine shows a total of 10,000 deer killed, 20 men killed, 125 men wounded. The deer hope to make a better record next year. Since its introduction into the Eng- lish protectorate of Uganda in 1901 the sleeping sickness has killed no fewer than 200,000 out of a population of 300,000. By wireless telephony two French naval officers have succeeded in hav- ing conversation, songs and even whistling heard perfectly at a distance of 90 miles. The young women visiting in Chi cago, who had six automobiles placed at her disposal, must have been most unhappy because she could use but one at a time. By the time a man has become the father of three growing children the last lingering hope he has that there is really a Santa Claus dies away with hardly a struggle. If Emperor William is unable with an income of $10,000,000 a year to make ends meet it will have to be ad- mitted that he is about the poorest manager extant. The pleasantest month of the year at Chamounix and other places in Switzerland was October. But the tourists had all departed and the hotels were closed. - - - - If some of those doubters who are so uncertain as to whether electrocu- tion is fatal want to make a thorough test, why not try it in the case of men who are killed while engaged in elec- trical work? Many have perished in- etantly while repairieg power lines, and there has not seemed to be any noubt that they were dead. Is the carefully adjusted scientific method amployed in the state prisons likely to be less effective? The fresh air fad is becoming a good deal of a bore. People now beg to be tet alone, and not preached to every' moment about \open windows\ and \sleeping balconies,\ and the eternal, microbes. It is a terrible nuisance to be always on the qui vive about any; 'thing. The desire for peace naturally follows the effort to keep in step with the procession of faddists, but let it be mentioned, says the Indianapolis Star, that the lesson has been learned, even if one retrogrades and throws tip the fresh air sponge. An echo of events which already seem remote appears in the visit to this country of Queen Lilluokalani of Hawaii, to promote, if possible, the passage of a bill now before -con gross, to give her a quarter of a mil- lion dollars as payment for crown lands which she formerly owned. The claim rests upon the old charge that United States troops were nsed in 1893 to depose the queen and estab- lish the Repablican government. It cost $4,000,000 to bury the late emperor of China, but probably no one in China begrudges the money. As Ft strictly news item it might be mentioned that Count Boni's man- hood is outraged. He says so himself. The way King Edward's \Cullinan\ diamond reached England makes an amusing „story. Seven detectives of- ficiously guarded a man who carried a Mall black bag. But [be bag was empty, auid the diamond was in the pocket of another man, who crossed from Holland in.the steerage. DAUGHTER OF WISCONSIN SENATOR Copy r ig ht by Walch,t, r a. cutl. Miss Foie La Follette, daughter of Senator Robert M. La Follette of Wis- consin, is an actress of considerable promise. She has played minor parts with several prominent actors and is now a member of a Cleveland stock company. APES ARE GUARDED CLOSE WATCH ON SUBJECTS FOR STUDY IN PSYCHOLOGY, Experiment on Twenty Monkeys at the George Washington University Is Expected to Result in In- teresting Disclosures. Washington.—Believing that the re- search work to be conducted by the de- partment of psychology on the brains of 20 monkeys will produce some new and startling results, the authorities of George Washington university have placed the janitor, who has charge of them, under a heavy bond to see that no one visits the room where they are kept. This is done, in the first place, to in- sure the safety of the animals. In the second place, it is pointed out, the workings of the brains of the monkeys are to be observed under a given set of conditions, and Attould any person not connected with the investigations being made enter the room it might suddenly terminate the environment which it would require days to re- establish. Just what the janitor is feeding his charges, and what makes up their daily routine of life, he refuses to divluge. It is known, however, that peanuts and bananas do not form a part of the menu, and that the things which would ordinarily constitute a monkey's din- ner are lacking. The apes may not have so much as a cross -bar or trapeze to take their exercise on, but are be- ing taught the more manly art of walking. Since vivisection is not to be em- ployed by the department of psycholo- gy in conducting its investigations, the question has been asked why some other animal, rather than the monkey, was not selected for the purpose of se- curing the brain data that are desired. This question was answered by one of the professors of the university. \As far as the methods of our in- vestigations go,\ he said, \a man's brain could be used as well, except that the minds of men have become more or less mechanical in their work- ings as the result of their being a part of a highly developed social system. This complex condition does not exist In monkeys. Here the brain is natural, and responds to instinct and traditien, so that it is much easier to reduce the workings of the mind.\ CAT A MARRIAGE BAROMETLe Texan Possesses Feline That Is Strangely Fascinating to Lovers. The matter - has leaked out that on account of this cat's strange influence on marriage, that young ladies and the young men, too, are constantly trying to steal Delhia. For this reason Mr. Russell is careful to lock the cat up securely every night before going to bed, and she is carefully watched dur- ing the daytime by Mrs. Russell and the children. AGED 79; WILL START ALL OVER: Near Octogenarian Is Soon to Wed and Begin Life Anew. West Orange, N. J.—At the age of 79 years, with a grown family to his credit and a job of 40 years' standing in his grip, Silas Ball, who lives on Watchung avenue, has announced that he was , going to throw all aside and start life anew—get married and start in the cobbling business for himself, a trade at which be had worked half his life. Miss Ella Jenkins of South Tenth street, Newark, is the bride-to- be. She is many years his junior. Mr. Ball makes light of his years. He says be feels as young as he ever did, and he might as well get married again—his first wife died two years ago—as any of \the younger fellows.\ He is in no baste about the matter, however. Next summer is the time set for the wedding, and in the meantime he will start in business near his home. He has a family of three children and five grandchildren, two of the chil- dren making their homes with him. They have not offered any objection to the coming event. Ball is a veteran of the civil war, and was wounded three times in the service. Faithfulness Is in the Few. Aristotle: He who has many friends has no friends. Beaumont, Tex.—H. H. Russell of Orange, Tex., the thriving lumber city, who is treasurer of Orange county, is I the owner , of a most remarkable eat I that Is strangely fascinating to sweet- hearts both old and young. Not only that, but the friendship of this feline, whose name is Delhia, is a sure indi- cation -of early marriage with those whom she condescends to bestow her frendship and 'Acquaintance upon. Delhia has fellowed thus far in her three or four year career a dozen or more couples to the altar Mr. Russell has watched his pussy cat, and when she makes friends with the young lady, or perchance it may he an old maid, Mr. Russell prepares for the announcement that 'the for tunate personage is soon to be mar tied. Mr. Russell has come to regard the cat Delhia as every one does whc knows the feline, as \s. first aid to Cupid,\ and he declares there are sev- eral young ladies in Orange making goo -goo eyes at his pussy endeavoring to make friends with her. MAKES LONG VOYAGE OWNER RUNS 670 MILES IN FIFTY - FOOT LAUNCH. Goss from Ketchikan, Alaska, to Ta coma, Wash.—Captain Had Not Been Over Route for Eight Years and Carried No Charts. -- Tacoma, Wash.—Without charts of any kind, over a course parts of which he had not traveled in years and in a dense Puget Sound fog, E. Forss, a former Tin:ornate finished a voyage from Ketchikan, Alaska, to Tacoma In the Teddy, a 50 -foot launch. The dis- tance, 670 miles, was covered in ten days, winds and thick weather having caused delay. The Teddy ran only five hours the first daty out, the sea being too rough for comfort. Both the Gulf of Georgia and Dixon's entrance were found rather tumultuous for a 50 -footer. she carried, besides Capt. Forss, Peter Os- lund, the engineer; Mrs. Will FOrss, the owner's daughteein-law, and three other passengers, Mr. and Mrs. Newell and child, of Colby. At Seymour Narrows a 12 -mile cur- rent was encountered. By taking ad- vantage of an eddy the Teddy got through after an all day pull. In a lit- tle cove,the men went ashore and in 15 minutes killed two large buck deer, which furnished venison until their ar- rivAl at Tacoma. Arriving at the Sound. Capt. Forss found thick weather. By instinct alone he made his way without mishap to , Colby, where he landed the Newell, family, and then ran into the narrow entrance of Gig Harbor to leave his daughter-in-law, who had relatives re- siding there. He had not navigated. these waters in eight years and his feat is considered remarkable. He states that on the entire cruise he never made a mistake of more than. half a point in his calculations. He had charts of no part of the route, copies not being obtainable in Ketch- ikan when he left there. The Teddy is fitted with a 20 -horse power four cycle engine. It consumed 280 gallons of gasoline'on the cruise. Capt. Forss is proud of the perform: ances of the launch and of her engines. They have seen hard service and at one time the engine ran three years without repairs of any kind. There were no accidents on the cruise except the striking of a timber when running in the fog one day. This tore loose the Teddy's shoe, but did no serious in jury. The reason for Capt. Forss' voyage was to have repairs made to the launch. She was damage ;:i somewhat last summer in a collision with the steamer Delhi, which backed onto her in the night. This will necessitate re- building her cabins. She has a large cook galley and accommodations for half a dozen passengers. She is lying near the Eleventh street bridge. For three years Capt. Forss used his launch to carry the United States mails on one of the most lonely of Uncle Sam's far flung postal routes. His route extended from Ketchtkan around Prince of Wales island and a number of smaller bodies of land to Wrangel, a distance of 325 miles. The round trip of 650 miles, with a dozen stops on the way, was made in a week. Most of the stations were canneries and Indian villages. Last summer and two previous sum- mers the Teddy was used by Prof. 0. M. Leland of Cornell university and a party of his students on the boundary survey. This work is not yet finished, and the distinguished professor will likely charter the launch for another season. Mr. Forss ,lived in Tacoma seven or eight years ago, operating' launches and having other business on the wa- ter front. Lake Erie Rich in Fish. Lake Erie ih the richest body of water in the world in fish. WASHINGTON'S NEW DEPOT Mote by Waldo.\ Fawcett. Portico of the president's private apartments at the new railway station at Washington, D C. This new depot is said to represent an expenditure of 1 8 .00 0 .0 00 , and is conceded to be the finest In the world. MORE MUM CURES Added to the Long List due to This Famous Remedy. Camden, N.J.— \It is with pleasure that I add my testimonial to your already long list —boring that it may Induce others to av t a h t i l s v tl a i i e l lu zi s b e io lv m es edi of_ ci iic, Lydia E. Pink- hani's - Vegetable Compound. I suf- fered from terrible headaches, pain in my back and right side, was tired and nervous, and so eaklcould hardly stand. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta- ble Compound re- stored me to health and made me feel like a new person, and it shall always have my praise.\ —Mrs. W. P. VALENTINX, 902 Lincoln Avenue, Camden, N. J. Gardiner, Me.— \I was a great suf- ferer from a female disease. The doc- tor said I would have to go to the hospital for an operation, but Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound com- pletely cured me in three months.\ — MRS. S. A. WILLIAMS, 13- F. I). No. 14, Box 89, Gardiner Me. Because your case is a difficult one, doctors having done you no do not continue to suffer without giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a trial. It surely has cured many cases of female ills, such as in- flammation, ulceration, displacements, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains,, backache, that bearing -down feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and ner- vous prostration. It costs but a trifle to try it, and the result As worth zail. lions to many suffering women. CAUGHT. \I'll give you a penny if you can spell fish.\ ''That ain't fish.\ \What is it, then?\ Wagner Fooled the Critics. Here is a story of Wagner's visit to London in 1855: After the first Phil- harmonic concert the critics re proached him for condueting, a Bee- thoven symphony without the score. At the second concert, to satisfy his audience, Wagner had a \partition\ on his desk, which he frequently con - stilted. The critics declared the im- provement was marked. The score, however, was Rossini's \Barbier de Seville.\ Used Dolls to Set Fashions. Long before women's newspapers were started, and fashion plates in their modern form were thought of, women derived their knowledge of the fashions from dolls dressed in modern costumes, which were sent from one country to another, more especially from Paris, which then, as now, was the leading center of the mode. - — -- -- Teacher's Orders. • \Here ma!\ requested the boy, hur- rying in from school before time; \bang my Jacket up behind the stove.\ \Is it wet?\ \No; but teacher sent me home to tell you to warm ffirjacket for me!\— Judge. HER MOTHER-IN-LAW Proved a Wise, Good Friend. • A young woman out in la. found a wise, good friend in her mother-in-law, jokes notwithstanding. She writes: \It is two years since we began us- ing Postum in our house. I was great- ly troubled with my stomach, complex- ion was blotchy and yellow. After meals I often suffered sharp pains and would have to lie down. My mother often told me it was the coffee I drank at meals. But when I'd quit coffee I'd have a severe headache. \While visiting my mother-in-law I remarked that she always made such good coffee, and asked her to tell me how. She laughed and told me it was easy to make good 'coffee' when you use Postum. \I began to use Postum as soon as I got home, and now we have the same good 'coffee' (Postum) every day, and I have no more trouble. Indigestion is a thing of the past, and my complex- ion has cleared up beautifully. \My grandmother suffered a great deal with her, stomach. Her doer& told her to leave off coffee. She then took tea but that was just as bad. \She finally was induced to try Postum which she has used for over a year. She traveled during the winter over the greater part of Iowa, visiting, something she had not been able to do for years. She *lays she owes her present good health to Postum.\ Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek. Mich. Read, \The Road to Well- ville,\ in pkgs. \There's a Reason\ Ever read the alio•e letter mew use appears from time to time Th e ? are weratae, true, and full of Ilstimalk latereipt. • J .
