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The Flathead Courier (Polson, Mont.), 09 Sept. 1910, located at <http://montananewspapers.org/lccn/sn86075296/1910-09-09/ed-1/seq-6/>, image provided by MONTANA NEWSPAPERS, Montana Historical Society, Helena, Montana.
SSSSS 6 S 6 S 6 S 6 SI Dr. C. A. Rohrer Surgtry a Specially Office, 209 Jamieion Eld'g. Spokane, Waihirgton. E . K r i n g i e n A r c h i t e c t Office b r t m d 3rd and 4th on C it Wjsst of Security State Bask Scalp Treatment Shampooing Hair Dressing Massaging M r s . M c K e e Ream t l . Lal(* Hotel D U N N f c C O . ’ .ft 5 .• ..... *. v O e n e r a l C o n t r a c t o r s Office w C i t t o wiw M A 41k | M c C l o u d L i v e r y GOOD RIGS GOOD HORSES REASONABLE PRICES Ales NcCM Preprietsr A t T h * A lt e r * B o r n 4 th S t H O T E L P O L S O N ! Everything First Class. Rates $2. per day. J . D SCOTT, Proprietor. S c r a p B o o k full 1 1 ' 1 -* He Oet th* Key. A night clerk ln a fashionable hotel aat doling at Wa dealt along about 2 llUt MVU „ ,iy,ii.». o'clock ln the morning when a man two' tbnt Ue recallwl M e a s l y attired In evening clothes Ibe banker nou H i. Scheme Succeeded Even Though It Did Upiet the Family An csdtrd nun rnslwHl ln.o the o ; 11(f of u hunker with hi* «*\'««»■ of ,v«rd«. ••Sny.\ he paused. .'«>» well wiouirh that < win In „uun, .ms ■\‘\•\‘\K; tm ’'••• “l’M'MI*RB.raB<l- sinni.\ ;S Ii RW8gag8g8MMIiMMilW| When Yoa Want Any •f Blacksmith Repair work Yoa are sure of agood iofcat C a r e y ’ s S h o p North 4th Avenae I Now Have an Eiperisaeed, HORSE SHOER T . M . H fciaeaciB iR tM n a i \01M1IB K S t TO kor-vob.\ entered tbe lob* by.’ He ateadled bimaelf for a mo* ment,. and' tben wltb a brave at tempt to assume a dignified air he approached tb e defb as If labo riously trying to walk a c h a lk line. Then be ud- dreaaed tbe Work: \I'm M la s e r Fergshuu.* Gim me key to room 44.” Tbe still sleepy clerk banded Mr. Feivaaon tbe key, and the guest dis appeared In tb* dlrectlou of Ills room, which waa on the next door, only one I abort flight up. In nbout ten minutes I a. badly meaaed up man iu 11 , * slilri . sleeves, with a flattened silk hut on I tbe aide of his bend nnd with one'shoe on a foot and nn- | otber aboe In his I, caule In land lurched up I to tbe desk and laid to tbe atar- I tied clerk: •Tm 'M lse e r [ Vergahun. Aim- ■fey' to for- I for.\ \Yon'reoot Mr. I Ferguson.\ aald I t b e 'now wide aw’ake clerk. Hl l r i Fergoaon took bla key and went up to bla | room ten mloutca ago.” •Tm Mlaacr Fergsbun all ri‘. Mlaaer iFergabaaJuat fell out er window *u j W theytnelde. Kindly lemme bave I ’ottber^—Lipplncott’a. Whatever la la Right [Yftair thy own point: This klod. this due degree - I Of Mlndaass, weakness, heaven bestows on. thee. •It: In thla or any other sphere ■to be as blest as thou canst bear, ____ laths hand of one disposing power, Or ta the. natsi or tbe mortal hour. UUI nature Is hut art unknown to thee; All chance, direction which tliou canst not 1 ' sees AU dlacord, harmony not understood; All partial evil, universal good; , Mite of pHde. in errlug reason's spite, iOns truth la clear-wbataver is Is right. —Alexander Hope. Saved Him the Suggest ten. *8000 after oar marriage my wife Dd 1 went to live hi un east eud flat, where everything was lovely ex cept tbe janitor service, and tbat wns abominable.\ aald a Cleveland mini. \Tbe janitor waa one of these fellows too big for tbeir jobs. He reckoned blmeelf superior In every way to tbe people be waa paid to serve. \Om tight ia midwinter wbeu we bad coapaay.all aemblaoco of wnrmtb went ont of oar roups. and we aat there and shivered like all get out. 1 Waa bopping mad. and wben I bad Anally located tbe janitor I ripped blm ap the back from Jericho to break* ( 1 st, ‘Well/ he aald tantallziogly, 'wbat are yon going to do about itr ‘I'll tell you wbat I'm going lo do abont It.’ I aald. i'm going atraigbt to a place where there’s alwaya plenty ot beat. “ That’s just wbat I was golug to tell you to do.* snld the janitor calm* ly.\-Clevoland Leader. Lost Beyond Recall A fussy old Scotchwoman, traveling to Glasgow, seated In n'corner of tbe railway carriage, waa provided wltb ao India rubber ^uablon for ber greater comfort but unfortunately, owing to tbe beat and continued pressure, tbe cushion suddenly exploded. The old lady waa in despair, eren to tears, over tbe misfortune to the wludbag and again aod again reverted to her mis fortune. \Tut; woman,\ said a commercial traveler In auotber corner of the car riage, \it’s uot worth making a fuss about. Tou will get It repaired In town for about 18 pence.\ MIt’a no* tbat I ’m vex&l a boot—If a no* tbe price. That’s easy sorted. But tbe Inst time that bag wns blnwn ap It wis by Aunty Jean, nlmnlst wl' ber very laat breath, an' that conna be re- atoredr The tU“tShUhnh \ went on tho excltcd man. ...... . sllghtl’v relieved, “and th«w two hour* , Ill!i|l|Pl,T, I <•! •:» the hl«h siKn ;.i .... couldn't ililnk? or more nud II o'cto' k, didn • member iliiit- il \11 1 Vl'u • .. \Ah. 1 uu, iilad you rememiu r. • If my wife ••ails up nod auk* you IM l£\Z\im lu Hl»tbt every mlnu e oMbe time from Irt to II von .onid tell her so truthfully ennir.h. cnn» Good: What d<> .»<»» you know that fellow Smith thnt right next door lo as? .Alway*•\ ed like a nice fellow. I'Ul wbat do yo ••none be did tbls morning? On nw w U by tbe bouse be tells m, wife that I've Juki been arrested for InnuII- log a woman down on the pub l square about 1030 and that I then Into a flpht with ber buaband. wbo managed to punch my fare for me be fore the police gol tbere. •Smith ihonght It’d be a great joke. 1 B’noae. Yeh. Fuuoy one. wasn I If. And now my wife <*\M ^ ^ won’t believe there wasn’t anything to If. Says tbe reports msy have boen exaggerated, but surely \ometblng must bave happened. Gee - I® «lad you're able to prove an alibi for me. Well. I most get along. Tbla things upset me io tbat I've bad to let my work Just \»rt of slide.\ The banker waited ter tbe wife to call blm up. Intending to do every thing In bls power for tbe acquittal of bls friend. In about three-quarters of an boor tbe friend ’came rosblbg In ■p in. Tbls time be waa smiling and w u leas excited. “It'a all right.\ be aald. “Ilere’s how It all happened. My wife bad an awful apell of bleeoogblng nnd ran over to the Smiths to aee If they knew aay way to stop II. Smith bad heard tbat aodden fesr or aodden eonsterna D m wonld stop It, ao he faked up tbe atory abont me Insoltlog tbe woman. Bla acbeme worked, except my wife wouldn't believe blm at flrat when be told ber tbat he'd juat aaM It to atop MceooRb*. Everything la all right sow, though. Smlth'a terribly aorty about It. Imt be meant well enoogb.\- Kew Tork Herald. Why He Laughed. Miss Mattie belonged to tbe < aoutb. and abe waa entertaining gneat of dlstliictloo. On tbe morning following bls ar rival abe told Tlllle. tbe little colored maid, to take a pitcher of freab water to Mr. Flrman’e n o n and to aay that Miss Mattie aent bin ber compllmeotr and tbat If be wanted a bath tbe bath room w m at bla service. When Tlllle returned abe aald: •i tol* him. Mias Mattie, ea be langhed St to baa' hlaself.\ -Wby did he laugh. Tllller \1 dunuo.” \Wbat did yoa tell blm r “Jus' wbat yoa tol’ me to.\ \Tlllle. tell me exactly wbat yoa B a l l & M c M i t l mr> I I \u i; when a uo.- 1 -r l!j «lu “\ Ihe words. Is hlt;li ftonndl\- f \ ' 1 Uoliiff a tin1 ..litioll junk pH**l\1- J . P . B I N D O N Modern Plumbing anJ Steam Fitting JOBBING A SPECIALTY ’ Water main* figured on. All Work Guaranteed He Old. ••Excuse me, but does Walter Halter live hereabout?\ Thus the English tenderfoot, polite and timid, addressed blmself to tbe grizzled native in tbe slouch bat and whiskered trousers. \No replied tbe native. “Well, do you happen to know where I shall be able to Bud him?\ politely pursued tbe Englishman. “No!” 'Dear me!” The tenderfoot stood puzzled. “1 must hnve lost my way. Perhaps you can tell me where Mr. William Bluff, popularly known as Grizzly BUI, bangs out?” \1 can.\ \Where?'’ \Right here! I’m Bill!\ •‘But.” expostulated tbe tenderfoot, \tbey distinctly told me at tho settle ment that Halter lived within a gun shot of you.\ \Well responded Grizzly Bill, \he did.\ ”1 banged de doab. and 1 aald. ’Mr. Firman, Mlsa Mattie aenda you ber lab. and she say*, \Now yoa caa gat ap and wash yo’aelf.\ ’ \-Uppiocott'a. Ho Was Lualty. Aa Irishman wbo waa alwaya cheer fol and happy go lucky appeared on tbe atreet one morning in a badly bat tered condition, but atlll amlllng and cblpper. He met a friend, and tbe following dialogue ensued: \By tb' powers, it'a bor-rn lucky I amr \Pbwy do y’ think ao?\ \I waa bit be a automobile juat aa 1 waa atartln' fr tb' abop ylatberta' mornln’. It made me stbagger, no' a cop pinched me for bein’ dbrnnk. I IT'S BOR-nif IiCCKI I AH.\ wor licked lu n Ugbt. an' later 1 wor w lf ***.' hlsti be i, premacboor blast Wben I come home Dugan's gout buttl'd me Into th’ buuse. nu’ tbe ould woman wor inyin' fer me wld a rollin' pin.\ \ ,u * ‘Au* in th’ name nv the saints dn .vez call thut lucky?\ Sure! Ain't I olive this inoruiu’i”— Cleveland I.tmdcr. Timely Warning. 1 he recent pnUk-atlon of the memoirs of a eelp mred Kugllsh ttnlveMltySJ fessor. Oxi'ur Bimwnlng. recalll V h mm,s «aid to be one of tbo most admirable ever composed? It was perpetnit.Hi hy „ t,rl 11 iimt pupil .1 k Stephen, upon the professor, who was \otnewlmt Inclined to corpuleuey: 0 . B„ j)h. be obedient* To nature's atern decree* For, though you be but one 0 R Tou may be rto o t*«! ' B\ Some cooks are most expert at keep Ing the family In u a*ew. The way of Ihe transgressor may be ham. but some of the have found graft plentiful along tl* way. We all make mistakes, but not tbat; kind. Credit Is a curious thing In tbnt yotl don't have mucb use for It wbeu It I* gpod. The only reason wby we ahwikl eng* lously cultivate a good opinhm of on^ aelves la tbat we may luibne other* with It. ______ Laps* ef Memory. Jimmy bad been weeplug madly, then •topped. Suddenly be burst fortfc yp tn in a torreut of team aud art*. “Why. Jimmie, wbat’a ibe matterT*. aaked his mother. Jimmie Wept on. “Jimmie, I lustot tbat yoa tell wbat the natter la.” \1 can't tb-tblnk wbat I waa crylnl about,\ aoblied Jimmie. Chaaee For Punetiifo*. “You know Ihe road to iienllttoa la paved wllh good Intentkma.’’ “I wonder wbat klud of an track they woald maker “Very daoferaa*.'' \And wbyJ\ •Too many broken bottles are m in i la with tbem.'’ ______ Something te Bum#, Weio flying but confined to flight We'd hold the sport ta more regard, But In tba snd ons must alight, , Aad this old earth Is mighty hard. ■ Net Se l a ay. f \Remarkable fellow, Brown.'*' ' \Tbataor I “Yes.\ i “What ts remarkable abont hla>r( “He Is rich.\ \Tbere are lota of rich men.” \Yea bat Blown got rkb and stays rich.” The Improved Kind. “Waa be overjoyed wben yen called at his oflleer “No: lie said I butted In and wrecked a train of tboaibt.’’ “No damage, | hope.\ \Mercy no! it waa equipped wltb hot air brakee.\ isteemsa. Are yoa going to be a doctor whn you grow np?\ “Nnw.” “Why?\ CTerJrb0*|y I* either craxy about a doctor or got it In for blm.\ c“n 1 d M ? k e e p that yowg i X l S f * 'M'v Ixplalnad. \Yes.’’ f b i ' o u t ? 1 B“ kC8y°U *frtld to bt n, . \•'W- Welcome, y**1® ,hunil*r shower! ♦ou u y our O jm llttl, wet Ahoy There, summer jo«i « helps some come TeeW1? i , 'K)t A grin 5®® the corn crop S S t t a r 0 |Wt Scottl \Id you not And* n il?0 opport«ne . sir-. nr\- Enough to in, So come nlotig. P 1 -J'o’ro Btrong For you. SupjHMe you do . K r ^ y - . E S X j J ’iUUANCE S V R E T T BOD ^ iv' .:, V t ' C A N D I M r w - 'a n e : • The Freshest and B«t AU Kind Of Soft Drinks, P, Com and Cigas THE CLUB BILLIARD ?iaF2P 5 > soon k , . . . We Want 2 Cl) '' il Customer of On ] A Pleased Customer Is a er : : If We Please You, l| If We Don’t, Tell RETZ & THE GROCERS P L O W S - - - r b V n ® Mol» J . I Cat I j W A O Q N S - - m Waht V m m S u p e r i o r D r i l l s B i u l i i e s - - S p r i n g ! O n s B f L a u r e l R a n g e s M > : C o o k S t o w >'»il A Go:d Stock o f Harne**, ^ W m . B A R B E ^ W e a r e p r e p a r e d t o t h e b e » t l u m b e r a t t h e | a U e p r i c e s . W e c a n „ b e r a c r o s s t h e L a k e J® j s t e a d e r s , t h e r e b y m o n e y . S a t i s f a c t i o n r i i f f C o m e a n d s e e us f o r a L u m b e r U n ^ __ _ mmw n • ■A l U i i D e r t h / t h D O O R S , BUUJg, H A R D W A R E » DEWEY L U M B E R « L L. MARSH, --- ,, l o e C r e a m , F r e s h C a n d ie s 0 All kinds of Soft P A shipment of fresh Stra\ B I C L E Y ’S \ THIRD Ay £ Nt* ^ --
The Lake Shore Sentinel
(Polson, Mont.), September 09, 1910
The Lake Shore Sentinel
(Polson, Mont.), September 09, 1910
The Lake Shore Sentinel
(Polson, Mont.), September 09, 1910
The Lake Shore Sentinel
(Polson, Mont.), September 09, 1910
The Lake Shore Sentinel
(Polson, Mont.), September 09, 1910
The Lake Shore Sentinel
(Polson, Mont.), September 09, 1910
The Lake Shore Sentinel
(Polson, Mont.), September 09, 1910
The Lake Shore Sentinel
(Polson, Mont.), September 09, 1910
