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P r o f e s s i o n a l Directory D r . T . D . N o r r i s o i D e n t i s t Office With Dr. MarahtU In The Pipe's BM’g. 3rd Ave i' Dr. W. J. MARSHALL P h y s i c i a n a n d S u r g e o n Office in Pip** Building Dr. Alfrttf C. DOOOE P h y s i c i a n a n d S u r g k o n Special attention paid to Dlaeaaee ol Women and Children Office 128 Higgins Ave. Miseouls D r . 0 , 1 H A R T D e n tist Ofllce Over Flatliead Drug store James M. DAWSON L ic k n b b d E m b a l m k r A n d F v n ih a i . P ik m x o k Call* Answered Day or Night. Frank C. BAILEY U . S . C o m m i s s io n e r NOTAKV p v s u c . Office On B B t i M t .-. W. A. JOHNSON C w w il Law Practice. BARL00A h LYMAN A t t m q n A t U w Office M deer K a il t i VMmed MMt Andrew J. LOWARY A t t o r n e y a t L a w Practice in all Courts F. H. NASH A t t o r n e y -A t -L a w N otary P ublic 3rd Avenue. H. P. NAPTON A t t o r n e y a n d C o u n s e l o r A t L a w Office Over Polaon Drug Co. John B. DENSMORE A t t o r n e y a n d C o u n s e l o r A t L a w . Third Avenue A. D. MAYNARD C i v i l E n g i n r e r AU kinds cf Surveying. Irrigating dltcket Cana|g> Ronds, Inside Comers, Timber or Prairie Lands. Everything attended to with promptness. T. L. McMICHAEL Surveyor And C b fl Engineer Equipped to do work ia any branch of this profession Land Surveying a Specialty Arthur Mizell J e w e l e r and O p t i c i a n Repairing a Speciality West 3rd Avenue MONEY TO LOAN On Real Estate and Personal Property D. J. CILLAM Office witb A. D. Maynard on B st Delighted the Revelers, but Worried tho Police of Itoekhelm. All Europe t« laughing at tbe latest escapade of Count Gosta Hamilton, ■*• — - ■■ ——* known *8 \Le comte de* cbata—tbc Oldnt Like Publicity. I cat count,\ and n member of tbe Eng- In Bt. Louis tbe street numbers rue | llsh ducal house of Hamilton. Tbe 100 to tbe block, but the north story of bls latest prank Is told In Eu- and south streets have names In-1 ropean newspapers ABOUT SPRING WATER. ttead of numbers. 8o when a street >ar Is running eaet and west snd crosses the north and south streets the conductor says, \Jeffereon-Twenty- sti,\ or \Grand—Tbirty-sl* as the ease may be. A birthday party was riding ini one of tbese cars a short time ago. When the car reached Sarah street and the conductor announced, \Sanh—Forty- •emetim- • J - J M,IU' Dttri mental »• Health. Organic Impurttlee »r e , “ b* “J J f or dead. The living a n o t many «uas, - ------ ftom the beautiful “ V T ' S r i ! bad honored Roawibad, a popular re- CW M p |e plants to tbe deaffly naewn • with their patron- Thorough boiling destroys them ail, so Count Gasta aiid some of bls cronies sort In Stockholm, age, and as a result some of the fur- nltuK had been broken. In particu lar, the covering of a flne sofa had been ripped and damaged. Tbe man ager of tbe resort remonstrated with the count and suggested tbe advisabil ity of the latter paying for tbe damage. This tbe count agreed to do and vlr» one,\ a large woman in the party be- ------ . . ___ . __ _ gan beating a smaU man on Ue head taally Purchased the plece of furniture, with an umbrella. tbat well boiled water, fllt«edj»r«J- lowed to settle, la M or « rw J \ ' ■erne*. Both the dead and the living Impurities awy be w“ or** b* chemicals which render then t o * ble and allow of tbeir removal by W, tration, and thk process ba» bwtn i » ^ fnm time Immemorial ln j* now used by aeveral large ply c o r n c o b but it requires tte an- reeeivlng a receipt from the manager. --- , ----- A th . had the i *» • ■bert*lme a singular procession p ^ i o n of aa espart ehearfjtt* w* t £ w2ma?what' wae seen by night revelers in the park , „ „ that the amount ef the chemteeto disturbance he aaked tbe woman what {t( wtf lfea tbo main wa- j mtJ ^ jost right The organic mat- ' taurant to the public wad. Four ^ ^ auspoeed to remove the cbem- eturdy messengers canted asofa, on ^ i , IB4 (be chemicals to remove the which reclined tbe count and hto com-, am n io matter, lf too much of the panioos provided with napkins tied to ^ p i i^ is ia added then tbey pase into their canes. Amid cheers the prwes-' ^ wtter; |f too little tbe organic mat slon left the grounds. It bad not pro- ' ceeded far befores nlgbt polfcenian b u r g l a r s Mav Steal your valuable papers, lire may hum them or tliey may become mif-pliu-wi ji.d l i / h v i i e r i,,,,' them ’ In keeping B U R G L A R P R O O F VAULTS safe. OurctiMwn- ed ilin protection proof v aults. (.•ui' ^ l il t steel aurt m I uii I h suiomui- , lar alarm syMem. Our ty p ilU m o d e r n h a n k 1*1101 W I1 0 N . tliis mechanical pioteetloo v< ' 0 insurance in a reliable comp..i >. banking business. ‘ inn fin. '■••ifciiii »anHv me pl'i’IWIw; |,r a 11 l J J,: 'V ™ , !>* ir '“‘*'11 |l'l, In I** '-••‘man ' Vt MHlCIl the row wae about. • “Why,\ she said indignantly, \Juat because I bad my forty-flnt birthday party today in a nice, quiet, lady-Uke way there was no need of blm telling you bow old I am, so you could bawl it out to the whole car.”-Saturflay Evening Poet. Nature. As a fond mother, when ths day la o’er, l«ade by ths hand her Itttle child to bod' Half willing, half reluctant to be led. And leavo his broken plajrthlnge on the floor, Still gaslng at them through ths open door; Hor wholly reassured aad comforted i By promises of others In their stead, Which, though more splendid, may not pleasehlm more, • Bo nature deals with us and talus away Our playthings ons by ons and by ths hand Leads us to rest so gently that we go Seans knowing If wo wish to go or star. Bsfne too full of sleep to understand How far the unknown transcends the what we know. - I I w. ungMlew. •IN Took Preeeutisne. In e Scottish village a term laborer named Bill Brown loot hie wife. While on her deathbed ehe implored him to never many Main after ehe waa gone. Furthermore, should Iw do so ah* would acrateh through the ground sad eome back to poalsh hlm. The threat apparently had due effecte for eome months, the widower refecting many tempting offers. After a time, however, the village got to whispering about Bill being aeen walking with a certain lass.: Met one day by a reU' tlve of the wife, he wae asked if tbere was any .truth in the rumor that was about the village, to which be replied in tbe affirmative. “A n ye no afraid of poor Mary'a t b m t r queried the relative.: \Haa fear o' that, my lad. I took good cam to bae her berrit face doon- wards, ao the malr ehe ecratcbes the farther ehe'llgang doon.\ He Watched Then, The following Is one of the etoriee told about Eugene Field: Tbere were visitors In prospect one afternoon ia the Field household and a strike in the culinary department Mlechief waa at flood tide, and Mrs. Field waa vainly endeavoring to be everywhere at once when the man of \ttaipe and flats” appealed In the kitchen doorway with a fsUo in hia •Ob, won’t you wateh tboee pies for » while 1 run upstairs for an to' stsntr his wile ezclslmed. \Be sure not to let tbe meringues scorch. It would ruin tbem. You'd better give me tbat book er they’ll be burned to a crisp.” With moek meeknees Mr. Field allowed ber to carry oS bla treasure. On n turn ing abe wae horrified to flnd tbe oven door wide open and tbe rich, fluffy meringue flat, tough snd leather' like. “They’re ruined!” sbe exclaimed in dismay. \Why didn’t you keep the oven door s h u tr \Keep the door shut!\ Mr. Field re peated in very genuine amassment Why, you told me to wateh them m ry instant, and I ’d like to knew hew I could do tbat with tbe oven door shutr* Net Ricking A well known amsteur yachtsman ot New York tells this joke on blmself: With s few Mends be started on s cruise by wsy of Long Island sound. Tlwy kept close to tbe shore, and, owing to tbe lack of wind and to tbe atowaeee of tbelr boat, tbey were still drifting by familiar country a week or eo after tbey left Gotham. At one point of land tbey passed a solemn Individual sat Uslilng. For eome hours tbe boat made virtually no pngncs, and after awhile the flsber man roused blmself sufficiently to aak: \Where a n ye folks from)” “New York.\ “How long out?\ \Since June 1.\ Tben after a pause the man asked: “What year?\— Llpplncott's. He Called Hsr. A charming young lady who glories in the possession of a wealth of bright auburn colored hair is tbe teacher of a Sunday school class. Ou a reccnt Sabbath tbe rector made tbe announce ment of a hymn to be sung and, ris ing, wared bls hands, and the organ pealed forth. “Now,\ said he, “ready—sing!\ A small and precocious youth in tbe young womnu’s class said: \Why don’t you sing, Miss Frlsbee?\ “Me? Oh. I never sine,\ replied the teachor, smiling her prettiest. “But,\ exclaimed the boy, \the min ister says you must. Didn't bo Just say ‘Now, Reddy, sing?’ ” Smelling salts and numerous other restoratives had to be used to bring the toacher out of her fnlnt, * MAST TCLIOENAM HAtTSD BADKUfi. halted the paraden aud demaudcd an explanation. The count eald be w u on his wuy home and had bought the eofi and tbat It was ble property. The officer probably thought the ques tion of propriety too important for blm to decide aud escorted the prls> oners, Ineluding tbe sofs, Into tbe presence of tbe precinct captain. The count told his story and presented bls receipt for tbo softi's purchase, Tbe captain verlBed these statements by telephoning to tbe restaurant propri etor and advised bls unwilling guests to go home. In lew tban an hour the captain was astonished to have the sofa and Its retinue of attendants brought befon him by another officer. The party wae nleesed a second time. The Incident was repeated tbn* times, and the cap* tain waa becoming a Ot subject for the madhonee wben be bad a brilliant Mea. Four officers wen ordered to march with tbe count, tha sola snd the party to escort them borne, Slowly the, procession moved toward the shore. Wben a landing place was reached the count and bla friends made a jump for the bridge, where a motor launch was In waiting. Amid the cheers of tbe crowd the branch aped away, leaving the oflken to carry the sofa wearily back to the po lice station. _______ Caught the Train, Oeneral Botha, flrst premier of Unit ed South Africa, bas a cense of bumor. I One of the flashes of comedy that lit | up tbe tragic pages of tbc war oc curred toward the end, when Kitchener I and the Boer oommnnder In chief wen discussing terms of (mace. There wen seven! fruitless Interview* before a working basis was agreed upon. At I the end of one of these discustiions I Botha got up aud remarked: “Well, I’m afraid I really must be off.\! There’s no burry,\ Kitchener an swered pleasantly. “You haven’t a I tnln to catcb, you know.\ “Rut tlmt's Just wbat I have,\ was Botha's reply. [ Next morning the chief of staff report ed a successful Boer raid on a British I srmond tn ln on tbe Delagoa line, I only a few miles off. Botba had| caught that tnint He Got Squire, It Is quustlouable If there is a better known diameter connected wltb base ball than Nopolcuu l.njolc of the Cleveland team. Knns nil over tile circuit like to see Lnjofe piny. He is big drawing card. A number of years ngo, while a member of the Philadelphia Nationals, he nslced a coupic of friends to soo a gamo in New York. At the pass gate lie wns in formed that Andy Freedman had is sued nn order that uo player had n right tP bring lu any friends. Lurry argued, but In vnln. Tbc only thing he could do was to purchase regular tickets. All this happened ln the days before the inauguration of tlie foul strike rule. The very first time nt bnt ' Lnrry fouled fourteen balls over the j fence. Mr. Freedman got $1.50 of lila i money nt the gate, bnt Larry burnml up nbout *20 of Mr. Freedman’s money In fouling balls over the fence that never returned. I ter to not completely nmoved, I The character ef the mineral matter wblch le found In spring water depends I npon the nstun of the coll snd rocka though which It peases. In certsin .nglow When the geological forma tion conaista f t neks ef carbonate of Use (limestone, marble, etc.) or ctrt- phate of lime (gypsum) or carbonate of lime and amguein (doloi^e) the laprlDg water la w heavily charged with theee salts tbat It la very unwhole some, though clear and sparkling. The natives o f theee mgfcmc get'accustom- ed to It, but stnngen a n often acrl- l owly affected, and every one haa heard of the effect of a change of wa ter upon tbe digestive organa. Bolling tenda to remove these salts* • la aeen In the bard Incrustation found on the Inside of teakettles snd | steen boilers. But water from springe ; which lesse from granite end alarilar formation rarely contain enough for eign matter te mako tbem uawhole- DM* When water Is csnfully dMIIed 1 none of theee impurities pern over, snd wben aerated It ia quite palateble. It l Is doubtful If sention adds to its n s l vslue, aad when ice cold the absence of tho air is not not lead, ao that If one | can get nelly good dlcSlled water It ts the pweat end eafset Oae gnet aewee ef danger, how- ver, Use In the Ice sometimes used. Ordinary low tempentnrcc do not hill the noxious germs, and thenfon tee should never be pat Into drinking wa ter. Keep tbe water ia a aeparate voa- cei and tool It from the outmds.-Now York WetM, “Your Home Bank” T h e S e c u r i t y S t a t e B a n k O f P o i s o n . OMest Established B a r k eo Ihe Flathead Ittm n F I R S T N A T I O N A L B A N K FOLSON, MONTANA. DEPOSIT O R Y FO R ST A T E O F MONTANA C. B. H a i m s , Pres. A. W. P in s , Cashier J. L. M c Intybr, Vice Pm J . M. Gosdom, Ass't. CMbr A b u n d a n t Security Prompt Servici] SAFETY D E P O S IT B O X E S FOR RENT D irectors end fh a r e h tld e r a Wm. Irvine J. L M e lh tlra. W. E. Wells. Mlkil __ j . Ober, W. N. Noffsinger, C. B. Harris, H. Mllbeiik A, W .M J o b P r i n t i n g COVRIBR .♦ i f : orrics I G e t R e a d y f o r W i n t d V O U w i D f i n d g o o d , w a r m I « • w i n t e r d o t t i n g s u p h a s H e a v y W a r m U n d e r w e a r f o r m e n , w o m e n a n d c h i l d r e n . G o l d m e n a h d b o y s . S e a l O v e r s h o e s , t h e b e s t o n e a r t h . O v e r c o a t s f o r L a d i e s ’ a n d g i r l s ’ c o a t s . M e n a n d b o y s ' s u i t s . L a d i e s * f u r s . W o o l h o s i e r y f o r t h e w h o l e t a m i l y . 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